any1 knows slick phrases in Spanish

[Sage]

i took french instead and now my mistakes are catching up to me.

i am hitting the bars with chica tomorrow so when i get drunk i'll start throwing down my broken spanish.

she flew over from Puerto Rico to take a class and learn a newly developed product by our Corp. and due to me eventually selling and supporting the new product i am taking that class as well. Since we finish up the class tomorrow, we'll be hitting clubs all weekend long. All i do in class is stare at that hottt bariqua knowing i'll be tapping that this week.

[decadbal]

translation.com brother

[PrairieDawg]

I'd help you out but its too bad I broke up with my gf. She was in advanced Spanish classes. I honestly hated listening to her talk it in bed I could never tell what the hell she was saying!

[decadbal]

im betting, man this white boy has a tiny dick

[MeanMachine2000]

"Chumpar me polla, puta" All you need to know
Translation: "Suck my dick, Whore"

[USfighterFC]

i dated a puerto rican whore for 9 months....she's gone so i can't help you

[Poison Ivy]

cierre la boca weiner pequeño


J/K

[USfighterFC]

weiner.............uh yeah

[Carlos_E]

im betting, man this white boy has a tiny dick

[MeanMachine2000]

cierre la boca weiner pequeño


J/K

Translation?

[Carlos_E]

Here is a suggestion... BE YOURSELF!

There is nothing worse than listening to someone butcher a language. You would be better off asking her phrases and impressing her with how quickly you learn and pick up the phrases she's teaching you. Even better, have someone give you a quick Salsa lesson. If she is Boricua she will be impressed.

[PrairieDawg]

im betting, man this white boy has a tiny dick

possibly

[USfighterFC]

Here is a suggestion... BE YOURSELF!

There is nothing worse than listening to someone butcher a language. You would be better off asking her phrases and impressing her with how quickly you learn and pick up the phrases she's teaching you. Even better, have someone give you a quick Salsa lesson. If she is Boricua she will be impressed.

That or he can learn to dance to Reggaeton lol

[Poison Ivy]

cierre la boca pene pequeño, there is that better... pshh


mean machine it means " shut your mouth little penis" lol

[Carlos_E]

That or he can learn to dance to Reggaeton lol

I don't see a white boy dancin' Reggaeton.

Sage ------>






That was a joke. Don't eveyrone flame me!!!!!

[USfighterFC]

I don't see a white boy dancin' Reggaeton.

Sage ------>






That was a joke. Don't eveyrone flame me!!!!!

No i dont see a white guy dancin to Reggaeton either. I was taught but I will never display.

[Carlos_E]

No i dont see a white guy dancin to Reggaeton either. I was taught but I will never display.

You serious? That bad? Or you just don't dance in front of people?

[USfighterFC]

You serious? That bad? Or you just don't dance in front of people?

I can dance reggaeton very well but the places where my ex hung out was not exactly an open door invite to white guys and I went just a handful of times (without dancing) and was basically tested everytime I went in to those kinds of places. I stuck out like a sore thumb I gotta admit, now imagine if i got on the dance floor the shit that woulda been said........

[Carlos_E]

I can dance reggaeton very well but the places where my ex hung out was not exactly an open door invite to white guys and I went just a handful of times (without dancing) and was basically tested everytime I went in to those kinds of places. I stuck out like a sore thumb I gotta admit, now imagine if i got on the dance floor the shit that woulda been said........

**** that. Do your thing, **** everyone else.

[USfighterFC]

**** that. Do your thing, **** everyone else.

I agree but although I got off rather easily the first few times in what could've been a total disaster, I guess I just chose to play it safe the next time around in what would have DEF been ugly if i went out there and danced with their women. I was always there with my g/f so its kinda tough to have them raggin on you and you just sit there. It's a pride thing pretty much.

[Prada]

Hey dont discredit the french language.




Fils de pute!

Itll serve you well one day.

[Smiley619]

te queres(spelling?) coger= wanna ****

[KeyMastur]

www.freetranslation.com

[Sage]

www.freetranslation.com

that is a very good link bros. i'm gonna have some fun with that.

im betting, man this white boy has a tiny dick

we all know deca claims he is a brother below the waste and has a gigantic donkey kong Internet rod ready when surfing his gay porn sites.


this weekend is going to be awesome. she had fun teaching me some spanish over our lunch break today so i just want to throw something back to spice up things further into the night. I am not trying to play it off as anyone else since old sage got plenty of game left in him and has been in the field a long time, just ask deca's mom for confirmation.

[Mizfit]

babblefish site translator on net

[Anabolios]

i could never spell this the correct way but ill write it the way it sounds and its a very rude phrase in spanish that basically means if you keep talking ill keep putting my dick in your mouth

say-see-gay hablando may-low-see-gay- mamando

say that anad itll be sure to either get a good laugh outta them or piss em off hahaha

[QuieTSToRM33]

¿Quiere leche de mi palo?

[Kakashi...!]

well my first language its spanish! =) so ic an help u ahahah

[gooroo]

conversation is overrated anyways, just pork her. Show her your tiny wang and leave the bar.

[*ANTIDOTE*]

puerto rican women are the schiznettt.

[Logan13]

pinche-quero (sp?)

[Keyser Sozey]

¿Quiere leche de mi palo?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tell her.... "Mami, tu con tantas curvas, y yo sin frenos."

translation: Mami, you have so many curves and I am without brakes.

I guarantee she will like that one. After she has had a few drinks, you can try what QuieTSTorm mentioned.

[Booz]

¡voluntad usted me deja vete a la mierda en el asno y después viene todo sobre su perra de la cara!!!

[Booz]

¿hey keyser cómo está usted compañero del doin??

[63190]

i took french instead and now my mistakes are catching up to me.

i am hitting the bars with chica tomorrow so when i get drunk i'll start throwing down my broken spanish.

she flew over from Puerto Rico to take a class and learn a newly developed product by our Corp. and due to me eventually selling and supporting the new product i am taking that class as well. Since we finish up the class tomorrow, we'll be hitting clubs all weekend long. All i do in class is stare at that hottt bariqua knowing i'll be tapping that this week.

Tell her you want to eat her pink taco. Or that you want the torta down there.

[Keyser Sozey]

¡voluntad usted me deja vete a la mierda en el asno y después viene todo sobre su perra de la cara!!!

= and then cum all over your dog of a face

Good one Booz , I think you wanna get Sage a slappin'.

[marcus300]

had a spanish girlfriend for 12 months a few years back, but we did our conversation through a dictionary, she was so hot but my source was hotter thats why i kept going to spain, sorry cant help you except for hola coma estas? hahaha

[Booz]

¡hey marcus cuál es éste sobre el bombeo!!!

[Keyser Sozey]

¿hey keyser cómo está usted compañero del doin??

Bien, mi amigo. Como esta todo en su lado del agua?

[Booz]

= and then cum all over your dog of a face

Good one Booz , I think you wanna get Sage a slappin'.

you go to the same school as me mate!!!