The THREE ways to get women, AX STYLE!!!

**AX_Tanned_Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 10:37 PM

u dont have one tho, so beat it

SVTMuscle* · 02-12-2006, 10:38 PM

Yeah pretty much everyone agree's. He needs to come to a bodybuilding forum where he probaly dosnt even know what a squat rack is and make whore threads. Great life.

**legobricks** · 02-12-2006, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

and fyi, a modded SVT Cobra would spank an M5

I agree with this one!

Obviously this guy thinks just because it says BMW its faster than anything! WEll dick, I drive an SRT-4 and I know its not the fastest thing on the street, at 400whp it will give you a run for the money. Ive already smoke the shit out of M3's with only an exhaust and intake!

You dont know cars do you?

**SwoleCat** · 02-12-2006, 10:39 PM

Homeboy is way out of his league here.

Time to call it a night, I got mornin' duty here....I'll clean house then...

~SC~

SVTMuscle* · 02-12-2006, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by legobricks

I agree with this one!

Obviously this guy thinks just because it says BMW its faster than anything! WEll dick, I drive an SRT-4 and I know its not the fastest thing on the street, at 400whp it will give you a run for the money. Ive already smoke the shit out of M3's with only an exhaust and intake!

You dont know cars do you?

my GT will beat your peon

**legobricks** · 02-12-2006, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

my GT will beat your peon

Dont care.

**legobricks** · 02-12-2006, 10:42 PM

My peon will pee-on your GT.

Whatcha got into it? And what year? J/C. My buddy's got a GT with i think right round 450 at the wheels.

SVTMuscle* · 02-12-2006, 10:44 PM

my GT has, full Borla Exhasut, ceramic BBK headers, BBK intake, some upgraded MAF, 75mm throttle body/ plenum, SCT X-Calibrator flash, and soon to have cam upgrade and UDP's.... im expceting to get around, 375 by the end of summer

**SwoleCat** · 02-12-2006, 10:47 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

please step of the T I P of my D

I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.

~SC~

**legobricks** · 02-12-2006, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

my GT has, full Borla Exhasut, ceramic BBK headers, BBK intake, some upgraded MAF, 75mm throttle body/ plenum, SCT X-Calibrator flash, and soon to have cam upgrade and UDP's.... im expceting to get around, 375 by the end of summer

Cool! What year is it? Also, is their a supercharger on its way sometime? And how bout strokin and/or boaring the motor? It would be a total sleeper if ya threw a supercharger on it!

**SwoleCat** · 02-12-2006, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by legobricks

And how bout strokin the motor?

I dunno if it's a motor, but I hear he strokes every night!

~SC~

IamUnwritten · 02-12-2006, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

A) No
B) One
C) Cares

hahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!

SVTMuscle* · 02-12-2006, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by legobricks

Cool! What year is it? Also, is their a supercharger on its way sometime? And how bout strokin and/or boaring the motor? It would be a total sleeper if ya threw a supercharger on it!

I was thinking about it, but I'm not gonna put THAT much into becxause i want to save up for a 2004 Cobra.

and Swole.... you know me to well!!

**legobricks** · 02-12-2006, 10:51 PM

Im sellin the ol neon on steroids for now. There are a few cars on my list. 240sx with silvia conversion, 300zx, 3000gt, stealth, etc. Of course these would all be turbo'd. I love friggin forced induction!!!

**legobricks** · 02-12-2006, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

I was thinking about it, but I'm not gonna put THAT much into becxause i want to save up for a 2004 Cobra.

and Swole.... you know me to well!!

Bad azz ride my friend!

SVTMuscle* · 02-12-2006, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by legobricks

Im sellin the ol neon on steroids for now. There are a few cars on my list. 240sx with silvia conversion, 300zx, 3000gt, stealth, etc. Of course these would all be turbo'd. I love friggin forced induction!!!

meh, all old Imports.... not a fan at all, except the Stealth, but thats as much as an import as the others imo.

I'm gonna start shying away from the power soon and get a BMW 3 Series i think im not really into cars anymore now

**collar** · 02-12-2006, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.

~SC~

ROFL.....

**collar** · 02-12-2006, 10:58 PM

if thats him in the avatar you got to give him credit everyone hates him and he still puts up his picture ....
maybe thats the way he really is and he just got off on the wrong foot ....

lol....

**Carlos_E** · 02-12-2006, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

there is the only pic i got, once i get my shit straight im gonna have one of my honeys take some body pics

You're driving a M5 and can't afford a digital camera?

**QuieTSToRM33** · 02-12-2006, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

there is the only pic i got, once i get my shit straight im gonna have one of my honeys take some body pics

yeah .... lets see those pics of u at 5'6 210 and 6% BF .... u look like ur a buck 60 soaking wet in ur avy .... maybe u should eat some more of ur momma's pasta and gravy

**AnatomicallyBlessed** · 02-13-2006, 12:45 AM

Originally Posted by AX_Tanned_Bouncer

there are three ways to get women gentlemen, and the one and only AX is kind enough to lay it out there for you:

yes, that is what i need, advice from "ax tanned bouncer". where is your online diploma? i think it was a more suitable avatar for you.

**radar1234** · 02-13-2006, 01:00 AM

hey axe? is that u in your avatar?? cuz if it is, u sure dont look italian. u look like one one of those persian pride wannabes. are u just claiming too be italian too pretend ur cool?? IT AINT WORKIN JUNIOR!