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  1. 02-19-2006, 02:18 PM #1
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    A little story, most guys can relate.

    Sorry if this is a repost. I found it quite funny.. but anyways..


    One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually says

    "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

    I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't youjust love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

    She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

    She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

    I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?!"

    I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
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  2. 02-19-2006, 02:36 PM #2
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    post of the week...

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  3. 02-19-2006, 02:44 PM #3
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    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... at first i was like oooohh god, dude what the hell is your problem..... Good man! that shit just made my day~ im proud
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  4. 02-19-2006, 03:19 PM #4
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    LMAO...that is fvckin hilarious holy shit!! hahaa
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  5. 02-19-2006, 03:25 PM #5
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    lol that was sooo funny i beat she was sooo mad lol i cant stop laughen
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  6. 02-19-2006, 04:43 PM #6
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    Lmfao
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  7. 02-19-2006, 04:44 PM #7
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    gets better each time i read it...absolute classic.
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  8. 02-19-2006, 05:00 PM #8
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    funny but its been posted before
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  9. 02-19-2006, 05:09 PM #9
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    thats a beauty, im kind of on an I-hate-women trip at the moment, and that was real good for the soul lol
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  10. 02-19-2006, 05:23 PM #10
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    funny as $hiitt..
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  11. 02-19-2006, 05:38 PM #11
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    Lmao............
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  12. 02-19-2006, 05:41 PM #12
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    That is the best sheit ever!! OMG, I can get over how awesome that must have been, very creative on your part..nice job bro...
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  13. 02-19-2006, 06:22 PM #13
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    ok so she is not longer you GF
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  15. 02-19-2006, 06:40 PM #15
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    Oh my god...that's hilarious.....
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  16. 02-19-2006, 06:43 PM #16
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    I never get tired of that one, I like how some people think this guy acually did this, haha
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  17. 02-19-2006, 08:57 PM #17
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    i know i even typed "repost" in bold on top. Hoping it wasnt a repost. Just a copy and paste from another board har har har
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