Great Colon Cleanse

**STAYHUNGRY** · 02-19-2006, 11:07 PM

I bought a colon cleanse product with a perfect balance of soluble and insoluble fiber and took it for the last two days. Anyway, this morning I woke up and dropped a 12 foot log into the toilet that was as thick as my forearm!!!! It jammed up the toilet and I had to snake it, but I realized just how much undigested fecal matter was inside of me. I honestly lost a good 2 inches off of my waist after this and the distended abdomen I had is completely gone and replaced by just my ripped abs. I already had ripped abdominal muscles but they seemed to stick out. Now I realize that it was the backed up fecal matter that was screwing me up. When John Wayne died, his autopsy revealed 72.5 lbs of fecal matter in his bowels. This is a serious problem and anyone that wants a super tight abdominal wall must be sure that they are completely cleaned out. The Modern American diet tends to clog the abdominal wall and give a bloated look. Clean the undigested gunk out of your system or you will never have that slim, tight abdominal wall. Just my advice from my own experience. Take it or leave it.

STAYHUNGRY

**Myka** · 02-19-2006, 11:14 PM

I did a cheat day and the next day my stomach felt like it was going to explode and I ran to the bathroom...laid out about 10lbs worth...

**Prada** · 02-19-2006, 11:26 PM

I think you need to see a gastroenterologist not a "colon cleanse product". Your body has a resilient and natural method of ridding bacteria and remanants from you intestines.

**63190** · 02-20-2006, 12:04 AM

Eat more brocolli and coliflour. I had the shits recently, preceded by violent vomiting. I think I'm good, thank you. I saw Johnny Noxville get a colonic once. That was gross to watch, but it was hella funny watching him kick with shits afterward.

**majorpecs** · 02-20-2006, 08:17 AM

www.colonblow.com

**04hayabusa** · 02-20-2006, 08:57 AM

Originally Posted by STAYHUNGRY

I bought a colon cleanse product with a perfect balance of soluble and insoluble fiber and took it for the last two days. Anyway, this morning I woke up and dropped a 12 foot log into the toilet that was as thick as my forearm!!!! It jammed up the toilet and I had to snake it, but I realized just how much undigested fecal matter was inside of me. I honestly lost a good 2 inches off of my waist after this and the distended abdomen I had is completely gone and replaced by just my ripped abs. I already had ripped abdominal muscles but they seemed to stick out. Now I realize that it was the backed up fecal matter that was screwing me up. When John Wayne died, his autopsy revealed 72.5 lbs of fecal matter in his bowels. This is a serious problem and anyone that wants a super tight abdominal wall must be sure that they are completely cleaned out. The Modern American diet tends to clog the abdominal wall and give a bloated look. Clean the undigested gunk out of your system or you will never have that slim, tight abdominal wall. Just my advice from my own experience. Take it or leave it.

STAYHUNGRY

72.5 lbs? They scraped it out and weighed it like a prize fighter? wtf?
I tried the stuff and bronzed my log...hung it on the mantle. Great conversation piece for any home.

**spywizard** · 02-20-2006, 09:02 AM

Originally Posted by STAYHUNGRY

I bought a colon cleanse product with a perfect balance of soluble and insoluble fiber and took it for the last two days. Anyway, this morning I woke up and dropped a 12 foot log into the toilet that was as thick as my forearm!!!! It jammed up the toilet and I had to snake it, but I realized just how much undigested fecal matter was inside of me. I honestly lost a good 2 inches off of my waist after this and the distended abdomen I had is completely gone and replaced by just my ripped abs. I already had ripped abdominal muscles but they seemed to stick out. Now I realize that it was the backed up fecal matter that was screwing me up. When John Wayne died, his autopsy revealed 72.5 lbs of fecal matter in his bowels. This is a serious problem and anyone that wants a super tight abdominal wall must be sure that they are completely cleaned out. The Modern American diet tends to clog the abdominal wall and give a bloated look. Clean the undigested gunk out of your system or you will never have that slim, tight abdominal wall. Just my advice from my own experience. Take it or leave it.

STAYHUNGRY

so you are saying you were full of shit????

That's cool, as big as your forearm?? damn, that had to hurt.. or did it??

anyway, i agree with ya, doing a colon cleansing is worth while..

**brewerpi** · 02-20-2006, 09:02 AM

stayhungry, which product did you use?

**Hard Head** · 02-20-2006, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by majorpecs

www.colonblow.com

That is some funny shit!

**Anna Bollick** · 02-20-2006, 11:10 AM

Darling, the job is only half finished. Now you need to have your colon walls polished. A good reaming will ensure that all that nasty stuff won't stick to the walls again, at least for a little while.

Love
Anna

**Prada** · 02-20-2006, 11:54 AM

Losing 72.5lbs? Yes he's Full of shit is precise.

**decadbal** · 02-20-2006, 01:34 PM

screw john wayne

**ironmike250** · 02-20-2006, 01:57 PM

no joke bros. check out
www.drnatura.com
just not while ur eating.

**manc** · 02-20-2006, 02:10 PM

Originally Posted by brewerpi

stayhungry, which product did you use?

yes id like to know too

**lucabratzi** · 02-20-2006, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Anna Bollick

Darling, the job is only half finished. Now you need to have your colon walls polished. A good reaming will ensure that all that nasty stuff won't stick to the walls again, at least for a little while.

Love
Anna

ur a nasty manbitch...