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03-02-2006, 09:26 PM #1
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Something to Offend everyone
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is! the difference between
a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the
Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A gold en retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between
a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between
a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between
a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
What makes men chase women
they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between
a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when
she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to
move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult
to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education
classes in Redneck schools
use the car only on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because e on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong
What would you call it when
an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the
flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between
a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal
on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little
80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between
a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s....t"
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good ridesThe answer to your every question
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03-02-2006, 09:27 PM #2
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lolol
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03-02-2006, 09:28 PM #3
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Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
lmfaoo!!!!
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03-02-2006, 10:07 PM #4
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Good lists...pick those up at highschool?
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03-02-2006, 10:15 PM #5
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Why do drivers' education
classes in Redneck schools
use the car only on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because e on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.....
Hillarious!
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03-02-2006, 10:24 PM #6
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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong
hahaha
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03-02-2006, 10:47 PM #7
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these are classic..hahaha
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03-02-2006, 11:12 PM #8
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hahahaha i liked the OJ one and the 45lbs one
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03-03-2006, 07:07 AM #9
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what do Fat chicks and Bricks have in common???? There both used to getting laid by mexicans.....
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03-03-2006, 07:10 AM #10
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hey i wasn't offended
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03-03-2006, 07:34 AM #11
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I'm offened! They were no black jokes in there.
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03-03-2006, 01:55 PM #12
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Now that's funny right there.
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03-03-2006, 02:33 PM #13
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I'm going to have to put this in my favorites. Those were great..................
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