anything rediculously dumb happen to you this weekend?

**ShnouzedUp** · 03-04-2006, 04:24 PM

we've all had dumb shit happen to us, or painful shit where we hurt ourselves....yea i have a bloody hatchet socket wrench gash in my head from a buddy being dumb and throwin shit around last night.... got his ass back though, i busted a full ice cube tray over his face...

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-04-2006, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by ShnouzedUp

we've all had dumb shit happen to us, or painful shit where we hurt ourselves....yea i have a bloody hatchet socket wrench gash in my head from a buddy being dumb and throwin shit around last night.... got his ass back though, i busted a full ice cube tray over his face...

how is that getting him back for playing dodgeball with wrenches?

**~fuelforfire~** · 03-04-2006, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

how is that getting him back for playing dodgeball with wrenches?

shit you got a lot of posts.

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-04-2006, 04:31 PM

i've been doing nothing but messing around on this site......

**ShnouzedUp** · 03-04-2006, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

how is that getting him back for playing dodgeball with wrenches?

A Saudering Iron is coming next, and he knows it...

**Evil Predator** · 03-04-2006, 04:40 PM

I let the first girl I ever truly loved walk out my front door this morning because she doesnt agree with my goals and/or methods of reaching them.

Dumb or not, I dunno, we'll see.

I miss her like ****in' crazy tho. But I refuse to change, ive done nothing but treat her like a princess, but there are somethings she cant deal with and i'm not done with. This is the first time she's ever asked anything of me tho, and I said no. I feel like an ass, but in the back of my head, I know I did the right thing.

**chest6** · 03-04-2006, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by Evil Predator

I let the first girl I ever truly loved walk out my front door this morning because she doesnt agree with my goals and/or methods of reaching them.

Dumb or not, I dunno, we'll see.

I miss her like ****in' crazy tho. But I refuse to change, ive done nothing but treat her like a princess, but there are somethings she cant deal with and i'm not done with. This is the first time she's ever asked anything of me tho, and I said no. I feel like an ass, but in the back of my head, I know I did the right thing.

doesnt want u juicing?

**extreme22** · 03-04-2006, 05:05 PM

f_uck some bitch puked on me at the club dumb ass 19 yr slut all drunk with puke all overself and tits showing lol

**Evil Predator** · 03-04-2006, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

doesnt want u juicing?

yup..

**pelly789** · 03-04-2006, 09:39 PM

my friend got drunk and puked on my bathroom floor and then passed out in front of the toilet so i pissed on his head cuz i couldnt get to the toilet and made him clean it up the next morning funny thing is he doesnt even know i did it haha

**Myka** · 03-04-2006, 09:54 PM

I was trying to workout today and some highschool kid kept following me around to every peice of equipment...I killed him...

**SwoleCat** · 03-04-2006, 09:57 PM

I have a damn cold that just decided to set in.

F*cking bullshit....

~SC~

**ShnouzedUp** · 03-05-2006, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by extreme22

f_uck some bitch puked on me at the club dumb ass 19 yr slut all drunk with puke all overself and tits showing lol

niice

**Mizfit** · 03-05-2006, 10:14 AM

i cam on ar and saw some dumb posts.. some of them were my own

**Brazil** · 03-05-2006, 01:10 PM

I admited to my wife all the times I cheated on her and she also (were getting a divorce)

**Mizfit** · 03-05-2006, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by Brazil

I admited to my wife all the times I cheated on her and she also (were getting a divorce)

cool.. that makes you totally awesome

**WEBB** · 03-05-2006, 01:22 PM

If you can dodge a wrench you can doddge a ball.. you sir can not dodge a ball.

**speedtraining** · 03-05-2006, 08:43 PM

yeah my body started its self destruction sequence. one sick dog.

SVTMuscle* · 03-05-2006, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Evil Predator

I let the first girl I ever truly loved walk out my front door this morning because she doesnt agree with my goals and/or methods of reaching them.

Dumb or not, I dunno, we'll see.

I miss her like ****in' crazy tho. But I refuse to change, ive done nothing but treat her like a princess, but there are somethings she cant deal with and i'm not done with. This is the first time she's ever asked anything of me tho, and I said no. I feel like an ass, but in the back of my head, I know I did the right thing.

dont worry about it man, if she can appreciate you for who you are she isnt worth it.

And Brazil, that sucks even more, this is one depressing weekend for most of yall!

**~fuelforfire~** · 03-05-2006, 08:56 PM

yeah damn, shitty

**Hard Head** · 03-05-2006, 09:27 PM

nothing bad happened = good weekend.

There was the lady with the big hair who decided that it would be ok to sit in front of me yesterday. When she didn't sckootch down a little, like I politely asked, I sneezed a big green lugie in her hair (sinus infection). Ha, one for me since she didn't move, I had to look at it until the show was over. It was pretty nasty.

**ShnouzedUp** · 03-06-2006, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by WEBBNB

If you can dodge a wrench you can doddge a ball.. you sir can not dodge a ball.

haha

awesome

**BOUNCER** · 03-06-2006, 01:40 AM

Yea, I'd a guy walk past the door last night, making shooting signs at my knee's and calling me a "fat bastard". Settled him with a low roundhouse to the side of the knee. He'll have the Louisville shuffle for awhile, silly fvck.

**ShnouzedUp** · 03-06-2006, 02:17 AM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Yea, I'd a guy walk past the door last night, making shooting signs at my knee's and calling me a "fat bastard". Settled him with a low roundhouse to the side of the knee. He'll have the Louisville shuffle for awhile, silly fvck.

Thata boy!

**Mizfit** · 03-06-2006, 06:11 AM

i feel a sleep a few times and im gonna do some freakin laundry tonite im so excited

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-06-2006, 09:17 AM

I meet a potato chip I didnt want to eat. It was just as suprised as me.

**Mizfit** · 03-06-2006, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by johan

I meet a potato chip I didnt want to eat. It was just as suprised as me.

resist the urge

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-06-2006, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

resist the urge

It was during a cheat day. I was looking at the bag.....the bag was looking at me...and I just said **** it and put the bag away

I am turning into a wimp. I used to be able to eat a cow and a half on my cheatdays

**ShnouzedUp** · 03-07-2006, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by johan

It was during a cheat day. I was looking at the bag.....the bag was looking at me...and I just said **** it and put the bag away

I am turning into a wimp. I used to be able to eat a cow and a half on my cheatdays

man you ever ate Arts and Marys Jalapeno Chips???? OHH oHH OhHh they the yummmmy goodness

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-07-2006, 04:00 AM

nah

never heard of that brand

**SlightlySt00pid** · 03-07-2006, 06:21 AM

Im a bouncer at a club in downtown Tempe and I caught a guy taking a piss against the wall. I saw him standing facing against the wall and as I walked by him he kept turning so that his back would still be facing me, so I grabbed him my the shoulder and spun him around... and got my foot pissed on. So I grabbed him by the neck and tossed his ass out the back door. I should have shoved his face in it like i would if it were my ****ing dog. Come to think of it, thats how i treat these drunk fvcking assholes, like they're dogs that fvck up and need to be disciplined.

SVTMuscle* · 03-07-2006, 09:51 AM

nice, i once cought a guy getting head in the corner of my club haha that was pretty funny, the owner told me to go tell them to stop but something restrained me and i just couldnt it haha

**rgecko23** · 03-07-2006, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

nice, i once cought a guy getting head in the corner of my club haha that was pretty funny, the owner told me to go tell them to stop but something restrained me and i just couldnt it haha

thanks for nt butting in, it was a good one.

ive been waiting to use that smiley.

**hardgainer12** · 03-07-2006, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

nice, i once cought a guy getting head in the corner of my club haha that was pretty funny, the owner told me to go tell them to stop but something restrained me and i just couldnt it haha

haha girls are sluts. a lot anyways

SVTMuscle* · 03-07-2006, 12:54 PM

O yeah, i've seen alot of good shit this past summer. We use to have a "Swingers" night at the club, through this rich club (named withheld) that is all wealthy hot older ladies with their husbands.
watching Milf's make out is a gift from god i tell you

**IronAdonis** · 03-07-2006, 06:58 PM

I was at a house party this weekend playing beer pong. We were killing it, me and my friend were already drunk and these two guys from our work wanted to play. We got like three rollbacks in a row and when the game was over the other team was going to have to drink 8 of our beers. Just when they are about to drink them this really drunk girl that no one knows comes in and starts hugging me and then falls and makes the table collapse. All the beer poured all over the floor and she smashed her toe and needed stitches. So then we take her in the kitchen to clean her up.She leaves to go and sleep in the yard and it was like 20 degrees out. Then we carry her back in and she stands up and falls on a bunch of metal chairs and smashes her face. I think she broke her nose cause alot of blood was coming out of it. Then she went into the basement and passed out and everyone went home.

**SlightlySt00pid** · 03-07-2006, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

O yeah, i've seen alot of good shit this past summer. We use to have a "Swingers" night at the club, through this rich club (named withheld) that is all wealthy hot older ladies with their husbands.
watching Milf's make out is a gift from god i tell you

...you must PM me with the name of this club! lol jk

**MeanMachine2000** · 03-07-2006, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Yea, I'd a guy walk past the door last night, making shooting signs at my knee's and calling me a "fat bastard". Settled him with a low roundhouse to the side of the knee. He'll have the Louisville shuffle for awhile, silly fvck.

Someone threatend to shoot me this weekend aswell. They was a few east indian from out of town in our club. At closing time one of them decided to step to one of my co-workers, didn't go well for him. He ended up getting choked out so I picked him up, unconcious and escorted him out the door. Well his buddy was waiting outside, saw us and turned to his other friend and said in a serious manner "get the gun from the car" Unfortionatly for him there was a cop standing right behind him. He got Arrested