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  1. 03-04-2006, 06:27 PM #1
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    Wink Hey if any of u dudes need woman advice Im here to help!

    Let the questions begins
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    My advice might not be as bang on as marisas.. but i will try i swear
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    This should be fun.
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  3. 03-04-2006, 06:34 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotron
    This should be fun.
    I didn't say i would offer good advice.. i would hope you questions would be interesting none of that boring shit .. like my girlfriend is fat.. i want some interesting questions.. im not senstive and if you all are criers.. i mite laugh
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    Mizfit,
    What do you do when you run out of batteries?
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    hey mizzy, would sure like your opinion on the thread ive got goin right now!
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    I see this girl like 3x a week. we hardly ever go out, usually just stay at my house and bang so i wouldnt really call it a relationship. Her birthday is on the 16th, do I have to shell out for a gift, if so how much?
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  7. 03-04-2006, 06:44 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard Head
    Mizfit,
    What do you do when you run out of batteries?
    I got a rechargable unit in the kitchen but it takes 6 hours
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerBaron
    I see this girl like 3x a week. we hardly ever go out, usually just stay at my house and bang so i wouldnt really call it a relationship. Her birthday is on the 16th, do I have to shell out for a gift, if so how much?
    Hmm .. how long has the banging been going on..? that's called a **** friend.. spring for a pizza and order in.. buy a can of whipp cream and spray happy birthday on ur jewels and let her lick it off.. that's gift enough and you get to eat
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    I didnt even look at the other thread...but Ill ask you a question...

    Why is it that if I like a girl and she doesnt like me...that I get coldly brushed off...but if a girl likes me and I dont like her...Im magically a jerk...regardless of my sensitivity...?
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  10. 03-04-2006, 06:47 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbouncinballs
    hey mizzy, would sure like your opinion on the thread ive got goin right now!
    I saw your thread and i don't condone cheating
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    I didnt even look at the other thread...but Ill ask you a question...

    Why is it that if I like a girl and she doesnt like me...that I get coldly brushed off...but if a girl likes me and I dont like her...Im magically a jerk...regardless of my sensitivity...?
    It sucks but sadly women got all the power because u guys want us and we can reject the cock.. sucks but it's just the way of the world..

    U guys take what u can get and we can take whatever we want

    Not me.. im an angel
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  12. 03-04-2006, 06:50 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    It sucks but sadly women got all the power because u guys want us and we can reject the cock.. sucks but it's just the way of the world..

    U guys take what u can get and we can take whatever we want

    Not me.. im an angel
    I really need to learn to "take what I can get"
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    thnx
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  14. 03-04-2006, 06:53 PM #14
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    well we were dating for maybe 5 months or so last year, that ended, didnt see eachother for like 4 months, then started started hanging out again like 3 months ago. i dont know if "happy birthday" in whipped cream would fit on my jewels . i guess ill take a viagra and drink a redline and slam her all night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerBaron
    well we were dating for maybe 5 months or so last year, that ended, didnt see eachother for like 4 months, then started started hanging out again like 3 months ago. i dont know if "happy birthday" in whipped cream would fit on my jewels . i guess ill take a viagra and drink a redline and slam her all night.
    Write it on her then and throw in some fruit
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    Dear Mizfit,
    How do I get my wife to stop bitching and putting words in my mouth?
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    Im gonna whore this thread...

    Is that because I dont get enough attention from girls...or is it an obnoxious personality...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Write it on her then and throw in some fruit

    you rock mizfit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard Head
    Dear Mizfit,
    How do I get my wife to stop bitching and putting words in my mouth?
    put a big c*** in her mouth! that'll shut her up!
    sorry miz....couldn't help myself! i'll leave this thread now!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard Head
    Dear Mizfit,
    How do I get my wife to stop bitching and putting words in my mouth?
    buy her lotsa stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    you rock mizfit!
    ur hot tell BC to buy u some stuff too please
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  22. 03-04-2006, 07:13 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    ur hot tell BC to buy u some stuff too please
    ok...i'll tell him you told him to. that should make all the difference!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    put a big c*** in her mouth! that'll shut her up!
    sorry miz....couldn't help myself! i'll leave this thread now!!
    Tried that, it's only temporary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    buy her lotsa stuff
    No, I'm too fed up with her shit to buy her ANY MORE stuff.
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    I can't get my wife and girlfreind to agree to a threesome. Got any ideas?
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvds
    I can't get my wife and girlfreind to agree to a threesome. Got any ideas?
    barbiturates
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvds
    I can't get my wife and girlfreind to agree to a threesome. Got any ideas?
    trade em both in
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    I'm dating a girl from a nother state and she is falling for me really fast but I like her also but never been in a long distance relationship so any words of wisdom will be much appreciated.
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    Which brand of lube is preferred by the ladys when they get it in the pooper?

    Warming? Non-warming? Or even flavored??
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    put a big c*** in her mouth! that'll shut her up!
    sorry miz....couldn't help myself! i'll leave this thread now!!
    Wow.
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    I feel like I have a good personality...but Im never in the mood to deal with people...even girls...

    What should I do?...
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    hmmm i don't know why i'm in this thread but i am..........wtf......where are the smilies???????!!!!!!!.........and i thought i was going to cry before.......now it's on
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    holy shit new kid.....i think we suffer from the same issue exactly.....seriously
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    holy shit new kid.....i think we suffer from the same issue exactly.....seriously
    sucks

    Where is Mizfit...??...shes a tease...
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    dunno....nobody is around...and now it's time to get ready to go out.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    dunno....nobody is around...and now it's time to get ready to go out.....
    she better hurry...
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    dammit its become a sausage fest again..fack
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    What I need is a trip to Toronto. What do you say Miz?
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    How do I get my girl to let me stick it in her a$$?

    Also would it be rude to ask her to remove all her teeth and get dentures so oral could be more pleasurable?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    Let the questions begins
    BAHHHHHHH

    My advice might not be as bang on as marisas.. but i will try i swear
    **** You...
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