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    Funny Random things you should know.

    THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT PROBABLY DON'T

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    >> 1 . Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton..

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    >> 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

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    >> 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle".

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    >> 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down
    continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

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    >> 5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

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    >> 6. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

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    >> 7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

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    >> 8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was
    albino.

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    >> 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

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    >> 10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

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    >> 11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will
    kill a small sized dog.

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    >> 12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's
    stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

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    >> 13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).

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    >> 14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear
    pants.

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    >> 15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

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    >> 16. Upper and lower c ase letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in
    the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the
    upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the
    smaller, 'lower case' letters.

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    >> 17. Leonardo DA Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at
    the same time, hence, multi-tasking was invented.)

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    >> 18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II
    were made of wood.

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    >> 19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

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    >> 20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a
    recorded Wendy before!

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    >> 21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple,
    and silver!

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    >> 22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to
    paint Mona Lisa's lips.

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    >> 23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad
    and sting itself to death.

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    >>> 24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was a
    Captain Kirk's mask painted white.

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    >>> 25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have
    $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to
    make change for a dollar (good to know.)

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    >>> 26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in
    quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

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    >>> 27. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which
    stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

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    >>> 28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for
    automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the
    Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.

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    >>> 29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece
    of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!

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    >>> 30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

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    >>> 31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

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    >>> 32. Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most
    often stolen from Public Libraries.

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    >>> 33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
    because passing wind in a space suit damages it. I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS.

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    >>> 34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart .. "Boy, I feel a lot
    safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still
    walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE woman in America
    willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her fanny off to jail."

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    all good bits of nonsense, gr8 post i enjoyed it

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    COOL! I need to hit up a pet store.

    >> 23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad
    and sting itself to death.

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    >>> 29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece
    of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!


    that false, apples carry alot of calories dont they? not ALOT but, more than the energy it uses to eat it..

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    lol funny stuff.. always good to read

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    funny stuff..scary that babies r handed out to the wrong parents

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    >>> 29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece
    of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!


    that false, apples carry alot of calories dont they? not ALOT but, more than the energy it uses to eat it..

    Celery and Grapefruit have cellulose which cant be digested. Therefore your body keeps using calories to break it down but it cant and comes out the same way as it went in. Same goes for The casing on corn (I"m sure you knew that one). So by the time it goes through your body you would have used more calories in attempt to break it down then the actual Fruit/vegatable contained.

    Notice how I didnt mention Apple, I wasnt aware apples had cellulose, I'm assuming the peel

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    YES!! i LOVE celery!

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    I like to eat my peanut butter on celery.

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    celery is nastttttty, too bitter and stuff for me

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    I sure as hell wouldn't want a different baby unless I was adopting

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    The last one with martha stewart and those murderers/rapist cant really be said enough...no justice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronAdonis
    I like to eat my peanut butter on celery.
    peanut butter blows... i tried it once for the first time this year... yes... i am 21 and did not have PB ever before.. i know.. i'm nutty (no pun intended).. ya gotta put cheese whiz on it crazy

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    sorry... i'm passionate about my celery

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil'Taylor
    peanut butter blows... i tried it once for the first time this year... yes... i am 21 and did not have PB ever before.. i know.. i'm nutty (no pun intended).. ya gotta put cheese whiz on it crazy
    haha for real, what kind of childood did you have being deprived of PB+J sandwiches!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVTMuscle
    haha for real, what kind of childood did you have being deprived of PB+J sandwiches!!!
    you have no idea... don't get me started...

    seriously though.. i have a point to make.. my brother practically lived off peanut butter and he's now 310 lbs.. no.. not muscle.. god love him but he's a big boy... however, he also only eats hot dogs, pizza, and chicken fingers and fries... but get this.. he's never eaten a hamburger in his life and he's 23.. so.. HE's the one that ****ed up...

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    my favorite colour is pink

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    very interesting stuff. average of 12 babies sent home with the wrong parents is insane! i wonder what the figures are for just the u.s. on that?

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    Hemp is not marijuana
    The majority of McDonalds profits come from French Fries and soft drink sales.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard Head
    Hemp is not marijuana
    The majority of McDonalds profits come from French Fries and soft drink sales.
    U r correct i was a consultant on there staff for close to ten years

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    U r correct i was a consultant on there staff for close to ten years
    Thank you Miz, I needed that.

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    >> 3. The dot over the letter i is called a "tittle".
    like tit but with a tle.

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    yeeaaa the gum chewing while peeling onions doesn't work, i just tried it earlier...

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    29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece
    of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!

    celery sucks... but i like the calorie deficit, hop on a treadmilll with a bucket o celery and ur set!

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    What a hoax...

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    heres something random....
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