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    Wink A man Truly loves you if

    He is willing to go to the go to the mall with you for 4 hours and will hold your purse even if it barbie pink



















    Damn any man who hold my purse will get more than a laugh outta me

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    Ah, a man with an agenda.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOREGRETS
    Ah, a man with an agenda.
    I have gotten my sister boyfriend to hold my purse before..

    But for me it's a test if a guy hold a purse of mine.. he's gone..

    I have two other questions i ask as well;

    1. Do you bowl.. If the answer is yes.. i'm gone

    2. Have you or have you ever had sexual feelings towards another man? I'm fine with gay or bisexual men as friends, but not to date.. ...That open up the playing field by double..... so i'm out the door.. plus how can i even compete with a man who knows how to use the plumbing..

    I don't care about money or cars.. but the above two questions.. they are VERy important

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    Number two I understand, the bowling thing through me off. What's the story behind the bowler.

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    bowling is fun god damn it. Bowling and pool is just so damn fun.

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    theres some proof that you women are impossible to figure out. by doing something nice as a favor, you get your ass booted. how tragic

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    I dont se the deal with holding a purse

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    Well pool i will do and bowling.. in large group the odd time is doable.. but to take a chick on a date for bowling and to openly admit you like it.. nope..

    I did have someone take me bowling and i did think it was a joke.. and he wasn't a dofus looking guy.. took me bowling in 4 inch platforms.. and a mini skirt.. and so yes i have nightmares now because of it.

    Pool is actually a good option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    I dont se the deal with holding a purse
    i'm looking for a picture of one of my pink purses now

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    lol well i have never been guilty of a bowling date, but in large groups it is actually kinda fun

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    going bowling as a date is pretty damn stupid. Unless the chick likes big balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    i'm looking for a picture of one of my pink purses now

    So if a dude goes along with holding your purse if you need to grab something and its in the way you will say "sorry chump get the hell out of here"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    So if a dude goes along with holding your purse if you need to grab something and its in the way you will say "sorry chump get the hell out of here"?
    No i mean actually walk along with it.. for several minutes..

    hold it while i look for something is fine..

    My sisters boyfriend has actually walked through a mall with it...(Yes some men will do this)

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    lol i kinda see it now i guess

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    yeah that would be pretty odd.

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    How about the piston shooting range, drives some women crazy. Something about getting it touch with their aggressive side. Ever been?

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    if you shot a piston wouldnt it richochet? sorry lame ass joke,jk

    i am from georgia, so we rednecks to go to a "range", we drive into the woods or go to a hunting property lol. but i have shot with a few girls and their daddies

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOREGRETS
    How about the piston shooting range, drives some women crazy. Something about getting it touch with their aggressive side. Ever been?
    I would like to go actually.. i think it would be good for me.. i have held a gun before but never shot one.

    Guns are Here in canada.. but not so talked about i guess. i have dated guys who went to the shooting range.

    I think it's cool when guys take women to places where they have an interest in.. - hobbies etc.. Shows they want to show them their life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    if you shot a piston wouldnt it richochet? sorry lame ass joke,jk

    i am from georgia, so we rednecks to go to a "range", we drive into the woods or go to a hunting property lol. but i have shot with a few girls and their daddies
    I'm sure if i'm shown how to hold it properly i could do it..

    u should've seen em bowl.. it was pretty sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    He is willing to go to the go to the mall with you for 4 hours and will hold your purse even if it barbie pink



















    Damn any man who hold my purse will get more than a laugh outta me

    imo thats just common courtesy. id hold my girl's purse even if i didn't love her. but i suppose im a little different from most guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    bowling is fun god damn it. Bowling and pool is just so damn fun.

    i think bowling and pool are in different leagues bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmya73
    theres some proof that you women are impossible to figure out. by doing something nice as a favor, you get your ass booted. how tragic
    some girls are straight crazy bro. its impossible to figure out what the "right" thing to do is when the girl doesnt even really know what she wants

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    U copy cat!

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    I'm sure if i'm shown how to hold it properly i could do it..

    u should've seen em bowl.. it was pretty sad
    does that mean you want ME to show you?

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    Your a pretty brave man, I'm not sure I'd go to the woods with the father of a girl I'm violating on a nightly bases. I guess you never turn your back on him.

    i am from georgia, so we rednecks to go to a "range", we drive into the woods or go to a hunting property lol. but i have shot with a few girls and their daddies

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    lol it didnt take too much bravery. parens always love me. i actually went with one gf's dad without her a couple times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    took me bowling in 4 inch platforms.. and a mini skirt..

    Babe, you wear the 4 inch platforms and the miniskirt and I'll take you everywhere you want to go.

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    actually a man that is comfortable in his masculinity should have no issues carrying his dates purse... made to walk through the mall with it is another issue... would show me that girl is a primadonna and grounds for kicking her to the curb... respect and curtisy go both ways
    bowlings not my thing so I can't comment on that issue

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    Inside Mizfit brain.
    the one thing that is missing in that model is the selective memory center that can quickly recall every bad thing the male did from the very first time of meeting... this center becomes active at the first signs of an argument and will gush all memory banks through the vocal cords, whether it's relevent to the current argument or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    Inside Mizfit brain.

    WOW! Mizfit and I have the same brain! lol

    Seriously though Miz....where are you picking up these losers??? We need to talk girlfriend

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    Come to think of it though....I wish Brian and I could switch places....
    He could carry my purse and I could carry his wallet.

    His wallet has more money than my purse....so i like that idea

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    Quote Originally Posted by squatdaddy
    the one thing that is missing in that model is the selective memory center that can quickly recall every bad thing the male did from the very first time of meeting... this center becomes active at the first signs of an argument and will gush all memory banks through the vocal cords, whether it's relevent to the current argument or not
    you got that right brother you females bring back shit that we did 3 yrs ago, when you have nothing left in your atelier bag
    and as far as carrying your purses you have 2 hands carry it your self lol
    as far as were we go for our date well all i can say is that
    i have taken girls boxing race car driving as well wrestling here in town and we get into the ring and wrestle lol and box
    i hate movies and dinner and oh lets go play pool bla bla bla
    i need some excitement

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    miz, what if the guy carries his own purse... a man-purse or murse as it were?

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    Guys have done really stupid sh!t for a woman... empires have fallin', presidency has ended, families have been killed - them themselves have been killed... but not for love, for the simple fact of gettin' laid... that one minute moment of ejaculation. It's the curse of testosterone and a man's sex drive

    I guarantee every man in that mall that saw him with your pink purse was not sayin', "Man - he must really love her..." but "Man, he's really trying to get some from her!" lol

    Just my .02

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    U copy cat!

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    Yes i did.. ur right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    Guys have done really stupid sh!t for a woman... empires have fallin', presidency has ended, families have been killed - them themselves have been killed... but not for love, for the simple fact of gettin' laid... that one minute moment of ejaculation. It's the curse of testosterone and a man's sex drive

    I guarantee every man in that mall that saw him with your pink purse was not sayin', "Man - he must really love her..." but "Man, he's really trying to get some from her!" lol

    Just my .02
    It was my sisters boyfriend carrying my pink purse

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotstuff
    WOW! Mizfit and I have the same brain! lol

    Seriously though Miz....where are you picking up these losers??? We need to talk girlfriend
    honestly they find me.. they have such cute faces.. like puppies almost... now that i'm 30 i'm trying to go for something with less stupidity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard Head
    Babe, you wear the 4 inch platforms and the miniskirt and I'll take you everywhere you want to go.
    HMMM Tha'ts what they all say.. but eventually they all drive me crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warrior
    Guys have done really stupid sh!t for a woman... empires have fallin', presidency has ended, families have been killed - them themselves have been killed... but not for love, for the simple fact of gettin' laid... that one minute moment of ejaculation. It's the curse of testosterone and a man's sex drive

    I guarantee every man in that mall that saw him with your pink purse was not sayin', "Man - he must really love her..." but "Man, he's really trying to get some from her!" lol

    Just my .02
    Yup, I have no problem carrying my GF's purse around the mall... aslong as at the end of the day I'll be getting some.

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