Sickest IM Convo Ever!!!!!

**BOUNCER** · 03-12-2006, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Naa, I don't get off humilating men.

That's his IM name if anyone wants to take him up on his offer.

I mean't from looking at my avatar!.

Show your buddy my avatar and tell him I'm coming to rip him a new asshole. We'll go 50/50 on whatever you make off me.

**Booz** · 03-12-2006, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

I mean't from looking at my avatar!.

Show your buddy my avatar and tell him I'm coming to rip him a new asshole. We'll go 50/50 on whatever you make off me.

now you dont get an offer like that everyday Carlos..........

**Carlos_E** · 03-12-2006, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

I mean't from looking at my avatar!.

Show your buddy my avatar and tell him I'm coming to rip him a new asshole. We'll go 50/50 on whatever you make off me.

I spit out my protein shake when I read that one.

**BOUNCER** · 03-12-2006, 02:47 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I spit out my protein shake when I read that one.

Fvck that, just when I think you've got lovely blow job lips I find out your a spitter!. I wanna man who'll swallow my protein!.

RA · 03-12-2006, 02:49 PM

lmao..good stuff carlos.

**Myka** · 03-12-2006, 02:53 PM

rofl...

**~fuelforfire~** · 03-12-2006, 03:00 PM

thats some creepy shit right there.

**chest6** · 03-12-2006, 03:50 PM

haha wtf some ppl r weird

**Carlos_E** · 03-12-2006, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by BOUNCER

Fvck that, just when I think you've got lovely blow job lips I find out your a spitter!. I wanna man who'll swallow my protein!.

Spitters are quitters.

RA · 03-12-2006, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Spitters are quitters.

Well my dick must be a quitter..spits on my old lady eod.

**Carlos_E** · 03-12-2006, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Well my dick must be a quitter..spits on my old lady eod.

You tell her that the next time she gives you head she has to swallow because spitters are quitters. I used that line and it works.

RA · 03-12-2006, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

You tell her that the next time she gives you head she has to swallow because spitters are quitters. I used that line and it works.

Ill give it a try but this is the same lady that said the only way Im going to get anal is if she can do it to me first..

**Carlos_E** · 03-12-2006, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by roidattack

Ill give it a try but this is the same lady that said the only way Im going to get anal is if she can do it to me first..

And the problem is?

Sorry I had to.

RA · 03-12-2006, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

And the problem is?

Sorry I had to.

**Carlos_E** · 03-12-2006, 04:24 PM

roidattack, get her good and drunk. I don't know if it's still considered date rape if you're married to her.

**Tren Bull** · 03-12-2006, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by hotstuff

OMG!!!!!!!!! crazy f***ing people out there!

But I would kick him in the balls for $500

id hit him with a baseball bat for 500 bucks, but i wouldn't want to touch that sick fu_k.

**Red Ketchup** · 03-12-2006, 05:51 PM

Wow... I am quite speechless....

And I thought I'd seen it all!

wow!

Red

**Rob** · 03-12-2006, 05:53 PM

it was me....

RA · 03-12-2006, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

roidattack, get her good and drunk. I don't know if it's still considered date rape if you're married to her.

Shes Irish, I might not wake up with a penis the next day.

**Bojangles69** · 03-12-2006, 09:04 PM

wow i kinda feel bad for the guy, i think he really likes you...

**Carlos_E** · 03-12-2006, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

wow i kinda feel bad for the guy, i think he really likes you...

He's a f uckin sick idiot. I was joking around talking shit and the f ucker has been emailing and IMing me all night. I keep blocking and he makes a new name.

***Narkissos*** · 03-12-2006, 09:59 PM

Ok.. hands up al the guys that IMed that dude trying to get free cash.

I know some of you did it

**Carlos_E** · 03-14-2006, 05:11 PM

How much would you pay to see me on cam?

Hi there, great pictures- are you interested in doing any private webcam posing for me privately? I can send money by paypal in advance if you are interested?

Kind regards,
Matt

I think I can turn this into a business. Who here wants to be on my site and flex for idiots on cam?

Sean Allen does it.

http://www.bigseanallan.net/

**Rob** · 03-14-2006, 05:13 PM

easy money....

**Mizfit** · 03-14-2006, 05:20 PM

so what happened

**Red Ketchup** · 03-14-2006, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

How much would you pay to see me on cam?
I think I can turn this into a business. Who here wants to be on my site and flex for idiots on cam?

Heck, if it was good enough for Arnold Schwarzenegger...

For those who don't know, Arnie posed nude at least twice.... in 1976 he did "private pictures" for Robert Mapplethorpe (a very flamboyant gay photographer who had his "risky" works banned from many musuems) and again in 1977 for "After Dark" a gay magazine where he did a 22 pics spread.

Hey if arnie can make a buck off it...

Red

**Carlos_E** · 03-14-2006, 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Red Ketchup

Heck, if it was good enough for Arnold Schwarzenegger...

For those who don't know, Arnie posed nude at least twice.... in 1976 he did "private pictures" for Robert Mapplethorpe (a very flamboyant gay photographer who had his "risky" works banned from many musuems) and again in 1977 for "After Dark" a gay magazine where he did a 22 pics spread.

Hey if arnie can make a buck off it...

Red

It's OK for Arnie and a few other Pros (no, I won't name names.) But it's not OK for me. I think it's hilarious and a little bit flattering that they ask. Who the hell would pay to see me?