Sickest IM Convo Ever!!!!!

[Carlos_E]

Evanu 1 (1:09:26 PM): hi...saw your profile....do you ever "ESCORT"?
Carlos_E (1:51:08 PM): No, I f uck all of my dates for free.
Evanu 1 (1:51:28 PM): what about muscle worship by a guy?
Carlos_E (1:52:30 PM): You can pay me to gut punch you
Evanu 1 (1:52:47 PM): for real?
Carlos_E (1:53:26 PM): $50 per punch and I'll kick you in the gut for free.
Evanu 1 (1:53:56 PM): for real
Evanu 1 (1:55:20 PM): there???
Carlos_E (1:56:26 PM): An extra $50 and I'll humilate you, Call you a dirty f ucking whore faggot!
Evanu 1 (1:56:51 PM): for real?
Evanu 1 (1:57:11 PM): you there???
Evanu 1 (2:01:07 PM): for real man???
Carlos_E (2:01:32 PM): How much cash do you have?
Evanu 1 (2:01:34 PM): can we speak by phone?
Evanu 1 (2:01:41 PM): money is not an issue
Evanu 1 (2:02:32 PM): ?
Evanu 1 (2:03:23 PM): are you still there?
Carlos_E (2:05:19 PM): I can punch your nut sack but that'll cost exta
Evanu 1 (2:05:43 PM): $ is not a problem...can we speak?
Evanu 1 (2:05:51 PM): please
Carlos_E (2:06:32 PM): you want to be punch or kicked in the nuts, which one.
Evanu 1 (2:06:41 PM): punched
Evanu 1 (2:07:03 PM): please
Evanu 1 (2:07:30 PM): would pay you just to speak to you on the phone..... I want you to humiliate me
Carlos_E (2:10:28 PM): I can stomp on and crush your fingers but that will cost extra. the gut kicks are free.
Evanu 1 (2:10:49 PM): yes sir
Evanu 1 (2:11:02 PM): how much? $500 OK?

[hotstuff]

OMG!!!!!!!!! crazy f***ing people out there!

But I would kick him in the balls for $500

[MatrixGuy]

What a fuvking weirdo.

[Liftnainez]

Wtf?

[Carlos_E]

Wtf?

You need extra cash for your next cycle call this guy. Sick f ucker!!!!

[Booz]

go for it Carlos!!!!

[Carlos_E]

Evanu 1 (2:11:53 PM): can i pay you for a phone call?
Evanu 1 (2:12:37 PM): ?
Evanu 1 (2:19:58 PM): where are you?
Evanu 1 (2:21:29 PM): please........
Evanu 1 (2:23:13 PM): c'mon........
Carlos_E (2:27:49 PM): SHUT UP FAGGOT! DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!
Evanu 1 (2:27:56 PM): yes sir
Evanu 1 (2:28:37 PM): waiting for YOU SIR

[TAlexa]

Bro that some crazy shit!

[TAlexa]

Carlos, where you getting this from bro ?

[Carlos_E]

I'm sorry. I'm over here watcing TV, eating fried chicken and waffles and I'm choking on my food laughing so hard!!!

[Booz]

Evanu 1 (2:11:53 PM): can i pay you for a phone call?
Evanu 1 (2:12:37 PM): ?
Evanu 1 (2:19:58 PM): where are you?
Evanu 1 (2:21:29 PM): please........
Evanu 1 (2:23:13 PM): c'mon........
Carlos_E (2:27:49 PM): SHUT UP FAGGOT! DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO!
Evanu 1 (2:27:56 PM): yes sir
Evanu 1 (2:28:37 PM): waiting for YOU SIR

mwaaaahahahahahahahahahaha.....each to their own...........c'mon Carlos are you even the slightest tempted.....
if not im sure Anna would sort him out....................

[diezell]

lmao wow

[Carlos_E]

Carlos, where you getting this from bro ?

This guy IMed me out of no where saying he saw pictures of me online and wants to know if I escort. I told him No, I f uck all of my dates for free.

Now he wants to pay me to humilate him. The sick part... I know some Pros who do this s hit for cash. They gut punch guys for cash.

[TAlexa]

Talk about entertainment lol....

[ManWhore]

Good stuff....

[TAlexa]

Really bro I know theres some sick people about but I didnt think they were that sick lol.....

[Carlos_E]

I can get paid $500 for a fag bashing. This is too funny!!!!! $500 for a hate crime!

[TAlexa]

ManWhore, do you do that sort of crazy shit ?

[ManWhore]

Did you guys ever watch the HBO special oh hookers where the guy asked the girl out to dinner only to make her come back to his room and shit it out on to a plate so he can eat it? Thats some kinky shit....

[Carlos_E]

Evanu 1 (2:30:28 PM): still waiting.........
Evanu 1 (2:36:39 PM): ??

[ManWhore]

ManWhore, do you do that sort of crazy shit ?

No females only buddy....

[TAlexa]

Im sorry bro, i couldnt do that shit for any price ?

[Carlos_E]

I can't eat I'm laughing so hard!!!!

[ManWhore]

I can get paid $500 for a fag bashing. This is too funny!!!!! $500 for a hate crime!

I'd do it bro, as long as there's nothing other then that..

[TAlexa]

Carlos play with this joker see what crazy stuff he says and post it bro...

[Carlos_E]

Carlos_E (2:39:18 PM): I'll get a running start and kick you square in the gut. You love it you little bitch!!!
Evanu 1 (2:39:31 PM): Yes sir

[Carlos_E]

[TAlexa]

Lol...

[ManWhore]

How can you turn down something like that..

[k0nsl]

Haha, hilarious...so weird it's laughable....

[TAlexa]

Bro your talking about NYC, anything can happen lol.....

[TAlexa]

Carlos bro, do you get many offers like that lol ?

[Carlos_E]

Evanu 1 (2:44:41 PM): please hurt me
Evanu 1 (2:44:48 PM): please hurt this fag
Evanu 1 (2:45:05 PM): like you to crush my fingers like you said SIR
Carlos_E (2:45:41 PM): I want you to put on a diaper
Evanu 1 (2:46:29 PM): would you like that SIR?
Carlos_E (2:46:43 PM): YES BITCH!
Evanu 1 (2:47:23 PM): than kyou sir
Evanu 1 (2:48:40 PM): can you break my fingers SIR?
Carlos_E (2:49:09 PM): SHUT THE F UCK UP FAGGOT! I DIDN'T SAY YOU CAN SPEAK!
Evanu 1 (2:49:20 PM): i am sorry SIR

[TAlexa]

Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Some Funny Shit Bro.

[Carlos_E]

Carlos bro, do you get many offers like that lol ?

Actually I do. I have my own personal site and when they come acrossed it they email me asking if I escort.

I found a gay muscle worship site amd a yahoo group that has pictures of me on it. Pictures I've posted on AR and other sites.

I told you guys i have a fan club and no one believed me

[TAlexa]

Bro do you get offers from the women ?

[Carlos_E]

Bro do you get offers from the women ?

Yes, I did this weekend. Some chick from Argentina. She is traveling to the US and said she stops in NY and would pay me to travel with her for a week in LA. Most likely it's trannie.

[TAlexa]

So what you going to do bro ?

[BOUNCER]

Get a little blue vainer yet Carlos?...

[Carlos_E]

Get a little blue vainer yet Carlos?...

Naa, I don't get off humilating men.

That's his IM name if anyone wants to take him up on his offer.