the ultimate VS thread

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:04 PM

John Matrix VS Rambo

debate

***Giantz11*** · 03-24-2006, 02:08 PM

I'm gonna say Rambo. He took down an Entire Police Dept. Veitnam and the Russian Army. His return from being A Monk/Stick Fighter to Covert CIA Taliban Mercenary whie single handedly destroying an entire Russian Army base, cannot be topped by John Matrix killing a weak ass army of Latino Drug lords. The Russians were real bad asses back in the day.

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:08 PM

***Giantz11*** · 03-24-2006, 02:08 PM

Debate Over

**taiboxa** · 03-24-2006, 02:09 PM

arnold would win.. he kan see people sneak up on him w/ an AXE!

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-24-2006, 02:09 PM

nope Matrix wins......Arnold is the fvcking man

**taiboxa** · 03-24-2006, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

nope Matrix wins......Arnold is the fvcking man

that backing isnt proof enuf!

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

I'm gonna say Rambo. He took down an Entire Police Dept. Veitnam and the Russian Army. His return from being A Monk/Stick Fighter to Covert CIA Taliban Mercenary whie single handedly destroying an entire Russian Army base, cannot be topped by John Matrix killing a weak ass army of Latino Drug lords. The Russians were real bad asses back in the day.

ahh thats nothing

When Matrix is held hostage on a plane he just snaps the neck of the asshole next to him and jumps of the plane midair. Not even rambo can survive that.

And remember he uses garden tools to kills those ****ers on the island.

Not to mention if you try to run away from him in a porche he will kidnap the first person he sees and force her to drive after the first dude. Only to proceed in wrecking both carbs and throwing you off a cliff. Now that is one cold blooded muther****er.

Remember when I said I was going to kill you last?"
"Yeah?"
"I lied."

***Giantz11*** · 03-24-2006, 02:12 PM

Listen fell's let get back to the Debate. This isn't Arnold vs Stallone. That's a thread for another day.

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:12 PM

and that was after matrix was retired. Imagine what he must have done when active

**vacarski** · 03-24-2006, 02:13 PM

Definitly Matrix

He'd take off the top of Rambo's head with a table saw blade.

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:14 PM

and while rambo is hiding with some damn monks matrix is out in the woods busting his ass with manly things like beeing a lumberbjack.

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:14 PM

AND he can smell you a mile away if you try to sneak up on him

**taiboxa** · 03-24-2006, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by johan

and while rambo is hiding with some damn monks matrix is out in the woods busting his ass with manly things like beeing a lumberbjack.

yes an dhe kan use an axe to see EVERYWHERE AROUND HIM so u kan sneak up on him!

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

yes an dhe kan use an axe to see EVERYWHERE AROUND HIM so u kan sneak up on him!

and he eats green berets for breakfast

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:18 PM

now lets hear the case for rambo

Id say he handled things pretty well when his asian girl got shot upp though. Nothing like blowing upp a vietnamese village and killing some russians when mourning

**WEBB** · 03-24-2006, 02:18 PM

wasnt allysa milano in that one with matrix, or am i thinkking of a different one. cause if she was the he wins hands down.

**WEBB** · 03-24-2006, 02:19 PM

tai, your spelling is getting beter as your retardation gets worse????

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:20 PM

yupp it was alysa milano that played matrixs daughter

Cooke: You scared mother****er? Well you should be because this green beret is going to kick your big ass.
Matrix: I eat green berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry.

**taiboxa** · 03-24-2006, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by WEBB

tai, your spelling is getting beter as your retardation gets worse????

hernia

***Giantz11*** · 03-24-2006, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by johan

ahh thats nothing

When Matrix is held hostage on a plane he just snaps the neck of the asshole next to him and jumps of the plane midair. Not even rambo can survive that.

And remember he uses garden tools to kills those ****ers on the island.

Not to mention if you try to run away from him in a porche he will kidnap the first person he sees and force her to drive after the first dude. Only to proceed in wrecking both carbs and throwing you off a cliff. Now that is one cold blooded muther****er.

Did you not see the entire list of people I put together for Rambo.

You just mentioned.

One lazy ass black guy on a plane.

One douch bag who was 5' 1"

And a couple of "Fake" soldiers part of some Drug Lords Amry.

How can you even compare that to Rambo's taking down of a 260 lb Russian Spetznaz???? I canot be done.

And may I remind you he put gun powder in an open wound and healed himself?

***Giantz11*** · 03-24-2006, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by johan

and that was after matrix was retired. Imagine what he must have done when active

OMG dude, Rambo was a damn Monk and came back from retirement and destroyed the Russians himself.

Where's the comparison???

I fail to see how Matrix can even hang here?

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

Did you not see the entire list of people I put together for Rambo.

You just mentioned.

One lazy ass black guy on a plane.

One douch bag who was 5' 1"

And a couple of "Fake" soldiers part of some Drug Lords Amry.

How can you even compare that to Rambo's taking down of a 260 lb Russian Spetznaz???? I canot be done.

And may I remind you he put gun powder in an open wound and healed himself?

But rambo couldnt even beat the russians. The taliban had to come and save his ass for him

Not to mention Rambo was crying in the first movie. No real badass cries.

and putting gun powder in a wound is nothing like jumping out of a jumojet midair.

rambo just hides behind his big knife and big guns. But matrix he knows how to handle garden tools!

**MotoXracer** · 03-24-2006, 02:27 PM

**taiboxa** · 03-24-2006, 02:27 PM

my mom knows how to handle GARDEN TOOLS ><

***Giantz11*** · 03-24-2006, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by johan

But rambo couldnt even beat the russians. The taliban had to come and save his ass for him

Not to mention Rambo was crying in the first movie. No real badass cries.

and putting gun powder in a wound is nothing like jumping out of a jumojet midair.

rambo just hides behind his big knife and big guns. But matrix he knows how to handle garden tools!

Garden tools, did you see what Rambo did in First Blood, with nothing but the wilderness.

Yeah the Taliban helped at the end, be Rambo still slammed a damn tank into a Helicopter, far more bad ass than jumping out of a plane.

As a matter a fact, jumping out of a plane isn't bad ass at all. I'm sure someoen from Jackass would do it.

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

OMG dude, Rambo was a damn Monk and came back from retirement and destroyed the Russians himself.

Where's the comparison???

I fail to see how Matrix can even hang here?

Just count the numbers of necks snapped in all 3 ramob movies and in the one john matrix move. Matrix isnt afraid to kill you in person. He will snap your neck and enjoy it to. Rambo is nothing without his bow!

**amstaf** · 03-24-2006, 02:30 PM

RAMBO for sure the gun powder shows just how big of a bad a-- he is

***Giantz11*** · 03-24-2006, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by johan

Just count the numbers of necks snapped in all 3 ramob movies and in the one john matrix move. Matrix isnt afraid to kill you in person. He will snap your neck and enjoy it to. Rambo is nothing without his bow!

How many Russian Helicopters did Matrix Blow up?

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:32 PM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

Garden tools, did you see what Rambo did in First Blood, with nothing but the wilderness.

Yeah the Taliban helped at the end, be Rambo still slammed a damn tank into a Helicopter, far more bad ass than jumping out of a plane.

As a matter a fact, jumping out of a plane isn't bad ass at all. I'm sure someoen from Jackass would do it.

ahh but rambo was to pussy in the first movie to kill everyone. That is a sign of weakness. Matrix wouldnt make that misstake.

If someone kidnapped rambos daughter(if he had one) he would just hide in a corner and cry. Matrix on the other hand doesnt negotiate. Try to come with demands to him and you get a bullet betwen your eyes followed by some bad ass comment.

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Giantz11

How many Russian Helicopters did Matrix Blow up?

None because the russians are to scared to piss him off

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:36 PM

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**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:43 PM

I think that settled the matrix vs rambo debate fair and square

lets move to bigger things

Batman VS the punisher!

**taiboxa** · 03-24-2006, 02:46 PM

punisher

he USES GUNS!
batman just throws stuff
both are stealthy
punisher is more practical
batman has bulletproof onsomble but punisher could shoot him in the mouth

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:51 PM

this is btw the best trailer ever made

http://www.movie-list.net/classics/commando.mov

**Kärnfysikern** · 03-24-2006, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

punisher

he USES GUNS!
batman just throws stuff
both are stealthy
punisher is more practical
batman has bulletproof onsomble but punisher could shoot him in the mouth

if punisher drops his guns the bat would be on him like white on rice. But with guns it would be a fair fight.

**AllGearedUp** · 03-24-2006, 02:55 PM

Rambo > Matrix

**squatdaddy** · 03-24-2006, 02:56 PM

chuck norris would kick all their asses

**taiboxa** · 03-24-2006, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by AllGearedUp

Rambo > Matrix

DAMIT MAN pay attention its batman vs punisher!

**taiboxa** · 03-24-2006, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by johan

if punisher drops his guns the bat would be on him like white on rice. But with guns it would be a fair fight.

why would punisher drop his gun?
and if he did im sure he has about 12 other things strapped to him plus he kan go hand to hand deceantly and other neatstuff