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  1. 03-24-2006, 02:26 PM #1
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    Exclamation The OFFICIAL FAMILY GUY thread!

    POST all family guy STUFF!
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    Brian (talking to Meg): How about a lot less talk and a lot more, SHUT THE HELL UP?!


    Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
    Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
    Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
    Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
    Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
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    Giggidy Giggidy Goo!

    http://www.itsfunnyhoney.com/video/178/doing_your_son
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    Wilford Brimley: Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?
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    Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
    Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
    (They all drink.)
    Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
    (Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
    Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
    (Only Quagmire drinks.)
    ****About 33 drinks later****
    Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
    Quagmire: Oh God.
    (Quagmire takes a drink.)
    Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
    Quagmire: Oh come on!
    (Quagmire drinks again.)
    Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
    Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
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  6. 03-24-2006, 03:34 PM #6
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    I like these

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    http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11...re_Compilation
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    "I walked into the kitchen, and sat down at the table, I looked at the questionable grimace Lois had placed in front of me, of course I would never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew, Lois had always been full of energy and life but lately I had become more aware of her aging, the bright exuberant eyes that I had falling in love with, were now becoming dull and listless, with the long fatigue of a weary life..... I awoke several hours later in a daze"
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  10. 03-24-2006, 05:34 PM #10
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    Quagmire- How old are you?
    Girl- 16.
    Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
    Girl- Mom!
    Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!



    Best Quagmire quote ever: He walks out of the bathroom in his robe and is looking at the girl in his bed with whom he just banged. She says, "glen honey, I have a question for you, what do you do for a living?" He says, "Hey I have a question for you too, whay are you still here?" HILARIOUS!
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    (Guy driving drunk on the road): mmm this chocolate is soo good
    (Other drunk guy driving towards the other): Mmm this peanut butter is so good
    (They crash head on and fly out of the windshield)
    (Cop flies by and stops..)"I'm officer reeses..Whats the problem here?
    (Chocolate guy) He got peanut butter on my chocolate!
    (Pb guy) He got chocolate in my peanut butter
    (Cop snatches the guys chocolate with pb on it and takes a bite..his eyes get really wide and he looks at both of the guys and kills them both hahhhah

    May not seem funny but its sumthin u gotta see
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  12. 03-27-2006, 05:01 PM #12
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    http://www.devilducky.com/media/43697/
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    Stewy "this calls for a Sexy Party", ( i dont knw how many times ive said this)
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    how about hte time when peter was on steroids

    peter's all bulked up and meg asks him to pass the salt, and he says,"damit meg" and he hits her away

    lol
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    Meg- "None of you ever pay attention, even my own family ignores me!"
    Peter- "..who the hell was that guy?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cardio Kitten
    Stewy "this calls for a Sexy Party", ( i dont knw how many times ive said this)
    haha i love when stewie breaks out into his sexy parties and he runs around his living room in his suit with like 30 showgirls...there was an episode where it happened like 4 diff times
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    (Brian, dancing in a banana costume, attempting to cheer up Peter)

    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY !!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY !!!

    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY !!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY !!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    (Brian, dancing in a banana costume, attempting to cheer up Peter)

    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY !!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY !!!

    PEANUT BUTTER JELLY !!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY !!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY AND A BASEBALL BAT !!!
    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/peanutbutter.html

    w00ttttt
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    the offical!
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    osama bin laden: "oh looks who's laughing mr. 'i cant go to my suicide bombing because i'm sick'... why would you call in, its a suicide bombing!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    how about hte time when peter was on steroids

    peter's all bulked up and meg asks him to pass the salt, and he says,"damit meg" and he hits her away

    lol
    HAHAHA now thats what im talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
    osama bin laden: "oh looks who's laughing mr. 'i cant go to my suicide bombing because i'm sick'... why would you call in, its a suicide bombing!!!
    haha that entire opening skit was hilarious
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    I love family guy. Damn if I just had TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
    osama bin laden: "oh looks who's laughing mr. 'i cant go to my suicide bombing because i'm sick'... why would you call in, its a suicide bombing!!!
    holy shit I loved that one! I was laughing for like hours when I first saw that. Radaman? Maybe Dennis RADAMAN is going to come and punish you with his crazy hair.
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    BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/109872/peter_on_steroids/
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  27. 04-24-2006, 01:55 PM #27
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    Did anyone watch the episode last night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thegunsh0w
    Did anyone watch the episode last night?
    i downloaded it today, gunna watch it later i heard it was good
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    Screwed the Pooch

    Mr Puderishmit: He's..... violating Seabreeze

    Peter: No.... he's just awkwardly postioning himself_ oh wait now he's violating Seabreeze

    Then Stewie does that porno noise. HA! I about pissed myself on that one.
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    member the episode where they are in the cop tactical van ...the robotic arms come down and arrest quagmire "you have the right to remain silent" and then cleveland tries it and the van says "he has a gun" and starts beating him with battons while another robotic arm plants a gun :P
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    Last Night:

    Last night.....Lois was the man!!!!!!! I didn't cry.
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    I missed last night cuz I was studying. Ive missed like the last month :
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    More

    Peter Griffin: Hold on, Lois.
    Peter Griffin: Excuse me, New Yorker. I think you're in my seat, and I had sex with your mother last night.
    Lois Griffin: Peter, are you crazy?
    Man: What did you say?
    Peter Griffin: About the seat, or about my plowing your father's wife?
    Lois Griffin: What the hell are you doing?
    Peter Griffin: Excuse me. Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you. Very homosexually.

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Family_Guy

    Enjoy!
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    So good.

    Peter Griffin: Wait. Watch this. Hey, Jambi! Okay, say it.
    Brian Griffin: Mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hi God, I hate you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    I missed last night cuz I was studying. Ive missed like the last month :

    Download this program: http://www.download.com/BitComet/300...=dl&tag=button

    Then go to this webpage: http://www.mininova.org/

    Find the desired Family Guy or any TV show or album...etc and download. Last nights episode is right on the main page just scroll down til you see TV SHOWS. If you have any questions feel free to ask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grappler13
    Peter Griffin: Hold on, Lois.
    Peter Griffin: Excuse me, New Yorker. I think you're in my seat, and I had sex with your mother last night.
    Lois Griffin: Peter, are you crazy?
    Man: What did you say?
    Peter Griffin: About the seat, or about my plowing your father's wife?
    Lois Griffin: What the hell are you doing?
    Peter Griffin: Excuse me. Is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you. Very homosexually.

    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Family_Guy

    Enjoy!
    i cannot believe taht there is a wikiquote article on family guy!
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