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Post post post

[chest6]

in school...finally have internet

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Post?

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still dont have internet at my house

[chest6]

Post?

post

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post

ahhh, post.

[chest6]

cant whore bc no internet...it is frustrating

[RA]

cant whore bc no internet...it is frustrating

That would suck.

[chest6]

ahhh, post.

ahhhhh derka derka derka....

[chest6]

oh it does...now i have to post 2 times more than normal to get post per day back up

[chest6]

school is boring.

[RA]

Im going to have to actually work pretty soon.

[chest6]

im whithin a days posts to 1000

[RA]

school is boring.

I drank coffee like nobodys business. It is boring.

[chest6]

Im going to have to actually work pretty soon.

thats no fun..my teacher keeps lookin at me..

[chest6]

i drank a protein shake this morning...earliest i have ever had one

[RA]

thats no fun..my teacher keeps lookin at me..

He/She probably knows how someone looks while they are trying to look busy.

[chest6]

she..haha im def. trying to look busy...but shes talking im supposed to be listening..and im the only one typing haha

[chest6]

damn gotta do team stuff brb

[RA]

sux, have fun.

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post

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1900

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catching up to ya chest

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gotta beat chest

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954 woo hoo

[RA]

Joke anyone?

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this is friggin ridiculous +1

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two.

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Three.

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Four.

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Five.

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very funny

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I'm still laughing

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just a few more

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gonna get senior today

[RA]

The new U.S. Immigration Test
How to pass an immigration test in the USA...

Mujibar was trying to get into the US from Canada legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter US."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at the Microsoft help desk.

[RA]

A young man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nooky Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nooky Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest questions, "Who is Nooky Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a gorgeous, tall woman enters the sanctuary. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with ma! tching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nooky Green?"



The bug-eyed altar boy replies, "No, Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!"

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post +1

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Snowman on prop.

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Snowman on prop.

I dont get it does prop make you horny