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    zulu zulu

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    ok this thread is lonley without TFG!!

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    its friday whore it up

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    Too much whorin last night. My ass hurts

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    Quote Originally Posted by MESSY_UK
    Oh Decadbal is making a play, its about donkeys and his experiences. Brilliant script, i was proof reading it.

    ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
    Been sleeping with and training with and spending time with my ex for the last eight months. Only problem is he has a gf, the one he had broke up with when I met him. He has been asking me if he can move back in for the last month, I finally say yes and we spend the last two weeks in perfect harmony, then he tells me out of the blue he changed his mind, he doesn't know who or what he wants. WTF?????

    Everytime I try to get out, they drag me back in...

    Hey Girl I know what you are talking about. I have a X-husband that wishes that he was back with me. But I don`t want him back. He is not a nice person and I don`t have time for people like that. I`ve worked hard on myself. He is still the same. Loves to put down others and I really don`t have time for that. HB2

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    Happy friday!! hope everybody has a great weekend. If you can't have the one you love....phuck whatever you can get!!! lmao

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    I need to go to the chiropractors.. my freaking back.. then maybe go n see my massuese... thats right lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    I need to go to the chiropractors.. my freaking back.. then maybe go n see my massuese... thats right lol
    Your Masseuse, is that one of those Asian places that promises the happy ending?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybabe2
    Hey Girl I know what you are talking about. I have a X-husband that wishes that he was back with me. But I don`t want him back. He is not a nice person and I don`t have time for people like that. I`ve worked hard on myself. He is still the same. Loves to put down others and I really don`t have time for that. HB2
    Definitely something sexy about a strong woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Your Masseuse, is that one of those Asian places that promises the happy ending?????
    No...It's when he goes to the chiropractor's and has a massage and blows his load on the table cuz girl is touching him!! lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    Your Masseuse, is that one of those Asian places that promises the happy ending?????
    lol happy ending meaning diseases lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    lol happy ending meaning diseases lol
    I have only read about those places....

    Nice to know that we have someone on this board with first hand information.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigen12
    I have only read about those places....

    Nice to know that we have someone on this board with first hand information.....
    lmao man I have NEVER been there yucky yucky dude!! no I got to a RMT at my chiropractors.. its his wife shes amazing!

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    I bought an Electro Muscle Stimulator today..feels good on my shoulder!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BamaSlamma
    I bought an Electro Muscle Stimulator today..feels good on my shoulder!
    I would like to try that in my weener. May i barrow it for a couple days

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    Hell i just saw that **** Valtrex commercial.. that **** is false advertisement. On the commercial it show this chic running, swimming, boating, and boxing all thanks to her hairpiece medicine these things are now possible. My hairpiece keeps me from going to the bank, driving my car, eating, working out, there is just too much stuff to list. I just find it amazing how a good hairpiece medicine can give some people the new founded abilities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by co2boi
    Definitely something sexy about a strong woman

    Since than I have become a cop also and I can tase ya. hehe. Keep smiling HB2

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    what a crappy friday im depressed as hell

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    I'm in Vegas...Its Friday night...and I'm still at work. Good thing I'm meeting up with some girl in an hour and a half.

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    Wpow Im Buzzin

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    looking at my dog right now and i envy that little fellow for being able to suk his own dingaling.

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    My girlfriend made my tast my cum today.. she swears it tasts nasty.

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    when im 32.. holy shat that's old lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    My girlfriend made my tast my cum today.. she swears it tasts nasty.
    Well does it sicko?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    My girlfriend made my tast my cum today.. she swears it tasts nasty.
    While you're at it...wanna taste my nasty goo!?

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    How did she do that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UNNAMED-FEELING
    well gr8 things take time im gonna change the world
    well hurry up bro.. what you got up your sleeve?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    While you're at it...wanna taste my nasty goo!?

    How would you know it's nasty


    Awww you been drinking too

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    Quote Originally Posted by workdude
    How did she do that?
    I told her to swallow and she said no cause it's gross.. i said, no it's not. She said well here then.. She put a glob on her finger and stuck it in my mouth. I said umm see now you try it.

    I really really want a girl who can swallow and deepthroat. What can i say i am desperate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mass junkie
    Well does it sicko?
    Well puss juice tasts better

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    My girlfriend has me kiss her afterwards once in a while... it's not that bad it's just kinda salty man. I don't know why the **** they complain about it. Her pussy juice is nastier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UNNAMED-FEELING
    when im 32 ill have an empire and ill corrupt the world
    no bro, I'm gonna be the one with the empire, not you. ever since I was about 7 years old I have been planning it out... the Federated Global Union of Republics - led by the Supreme Commander: Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    I really really want a girl who can swallow and deepthroat. What can i say i am desperate.
    my first gf could swallow a banana in one bite and now i'm ruined for the rest of my life 'cuz i'll probably never get a bj like that again.

    "will" swallow would be more correct

    **** i shouldn't be posting this from work, and if anybody knows my first gf, forget you read this-

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    How would you know it's nasty
    ...ask your sister or mom.

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    i am the king of this world

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    ill give u wut u want

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    No offence bro but,

    GET A LIFE!


    Last edited by NotSmall; 10-29-2005 at 04:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UNNAMED-FEELING
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    Wouldn't it be funny if I deleted this thread therefore deleting your post count. BWAH HAHAHAHA!!

    Whore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Wouldn't it be funny if I deleted this thread therefore deleting your post count. BWAH HAHAHAHA!!

    Whore!
    You know.......I say you haven't a hair on your sack if you don't delete this thread. Go on, prove me wrong.....I dare you.....no.....I triple dog dare you! hahahahahahahahahahaha

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