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  1. 01-24-2007, 05:55 PM #105081
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    Recently they introduced the breakfast hot pocket...FINALLY!
    I cant think of a better way to start the day!
    GOOOD MORNING!!! you're about to call in sick

    hotttttttt pockettttttttttttttttttttttt

    now you can have a hotpocket for breakfast, a hotpocket for lunch and be dead by dinner

    deaddddddddd pockettttttttttttttttttt
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    there is the vegetarian hot pocket for those of us that dont want to eat meat but still would like diarrhea

    hotttttttttttt pockettttttttttttttttt

    it should just come with a roll of toilet paper

    diarrhea pocketttttttttttttttttttttt

    Theres the lean pocket...I dont even wanna know whats in there. Imagine the directions: Take out of box place directly in toilet

    flushhhh pockettttttttttttttttttttttttttt
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    ahhhhh jim gaffigan is f'in funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpstateTank
    Recently they introduced the breakfast hot pocket...FINALLY!
    I cant think of a better way to start the day!
    GOOOD MORNING!!! you're about to call in sick

    hotttttttt pockettttttttttttttttttttttt

    now you can have a hotpocket for breakfast, a hotpocket for lunch and be dead by dinner

    deaddddddddd pockettttttttttttttttttt

    i hate hot pockets, they'd always burn my mouth. damn that cheese sauce. you make them so you can eat food fast but it takes 20 minutes for them to cool down. i dont know, if you have to wait anyway and you get diarreah...eat some cereal
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    Quote Originally Posted by diezell
    NO WAY!!! Bulldogs are the finest dog ever created!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by armbar83
    i hate hot pockets, they'd always burn my mouth. damn that cheese sauce. you make them so you can eat food fast but it takes 20 minutes for them to cool down. i dont know, if you have to wait anyway and you get diarreah...eat some cereal


    he makes fun of all that in his skit
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    Quote Originally Posted by UpstateTank


    he makes fun of all that in his skit

    what skit? do you have a link for it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by king6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmidty
    You have to kill your parents
    Ok done now what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decoder
    Ok done now what?
    Now go eat a few babys
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    Quote Originally Posted by armbar83
    what skit? do you have a link for it?
    nahh no link

    if you have a downloading program do a search for "Jim Gaffigan"
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