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jesus loves you..but he's dead so it don't matter!

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http://forums.steroid.com/attachment...chmentid=57926

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

ore - ida?

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jack has a dvd collection you must aquire JACK LALANE FITNESS GURU

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

68....

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welcome friends.. today i would like to change your life... you say how this is just a rubber band... but no you are mistaken it is only the most advanced fitness equipment ever created back in 1959 by non other than jack himself... HERE TO BUY NOW ONLY 19.95

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Silence!!!!!!!!!!!

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thy hostility aces at my loins like ghonorea

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

yeah...jack is awesome...but chuck norris rules over all!!!!

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were did one aquire a vaste emince of knowlege such as thy self??

total gym of cource

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it is true lifes purpose lies within the chuck norris dvd collection
www.chucknorris.com

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

texas hold 'em and burly men sodomizing each other...oh yeah

[KrooC]

chuck noriss needs to kick bin ladins ass wtf is he waiting on

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11/5/2005 5:20 AM: you're lucky chuck norris ain't here
11/5/2005 5:20 AM: he'd roundhouse kick the shit outta you!!

11/5/2005 5:21 AM: if he could get his fat ass leg in the air
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: do you think the total gym is a game?!?!?!
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: ummm...

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11/5/2005 5:20 AM: you're lucky chuck norris ain't here
11/5/2005 5:20 AM: he'd roundhouse kick the shit outta you!!

11/5/2005 5:21 AM: if he could get his fat ass leg in the air
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: do you think the total gym is a game?!?!?!
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: ummm...
11/5/2005 5:22 AM: chuck norris was good in 1 movie and 1 movie only

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hahahahaaha

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

11/5/2005 5:20 AM: you're lucky chuck norris ain't here
11/5/2005 5:20 AM: he'd roundhouse kick the shit outta you!!

11/5/2005 5:21 AM: if he could get his fat ass leg in the air
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: do you think the total gym is a game?!?!?!
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: ummm...
11/5/2005 5:22 AM: chuck norris was good in 1 movie and 1 movie only
11/5/2005 5:22 AM: DODGEBALL
11/5/2005 5:23 AM: chuck norris is no one's bitch...he's gonna bring down hell upon your ass with the total gym
11/5/2005 5:23 AM: so **** yo couch

[KrooC]

forced to lean back by chuck norris

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

11/5/2005 5:20 AM: you're lucky chuck norris ain't here
11/5/2005 5:20 AM: he'd roundhouse kick the shit outta you!!

11/5/2005 5:21 AM: if he could get his fat ass leg in the air
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: do you think the total gym is a game?!?!?!
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: ummm...
11/5/2005 5:22 AM: chuck norris was good in 1 movie and 1 movie only
11/5/2005 5:22 AM: DODGEBALL
11/5/2005 5:23 AM: chuck norris is no one's bitch...he's gonna bring down hell upon your ass with the total gym
11/5/2005 5:23 AM: so **** yo couch
11/5/2005 5:24 AM: i shall let chuck know of such sins...and he shall kick your ass back into the 80's
11/5/2005 5:24 AM: i cant wait
11/5/2005 5:24 AM: you'd better be you ****ing fluffer!!!!
11/5/2005 5:24 AM: i will summon liu kang to kick his ass
11/5/2005 5:25 AM: liu kang learnt everything from chuck!!!

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hgahahahaah

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

11/5/2005 5:20 AM: you're lucky chuck norris ain't here
11/5/2005 5:20 AM: he'd roundhouse kick the shit outta you!!

11/5/2005 5:21 AM: if he could get his fat ass leg in the air
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: do you think the total gym is a game?!?!?!
11/5/2005 5:21 AM: ummm...
11/5/2005 5:22 AM: chuck norris was good in 1 movie and 1 movie only
11/5/2005 5:22 AM: DODGEBALL
11/5/2005 5:23 AM: chuck norris is no one's bitch...he's gonna bring down hell upon your ass with the total gym
11/5/2005 5:23 AM: so **** yo couch
11/5/2005 5:24 AM: i shall let chuck know of such sins...and he shall kick your ass back into the 80's
11/5/2005 5:24 AM: i cant wait
11/5/2005 5:24 AM: you'd better be you ****ing fluffer!!!!
11/5/2005 5:24 AM: i will summon liu kang to kick his ass
11/5/2005 5:25 AM: liu kang learnt everything from chuck!!!
11/5/2005 5:25 AM: no he didnt
11/5/2005 5:26 AM: i will also summon Raiden to electrocute him
11/5/2005 5:26 AM: and scorpion to harpoon him and uppercut the shit outta him
11/5/2005 5:26 AM: midway won't let you!!!!!

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

dave thomas had a big fat ass

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chuck norris is god (every 5 minutes this should be yelled at the top of you lungs)

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

fat ass

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life is great knowing that chuck norris is god

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hold on i miss my total gym ima go get it

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the internet must crumble to chuck norris's will!!!

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delux u needa cool avatar like mine now that your a believer

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

fat anabolic benzene

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StonedUser420: its not my fault chuck norris is god
**********: yeah..ture

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ok im off to change a life.... i will let you all know how it goes

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StonedUser420: ready to join the total gym revolution?
notorious yogi: lol
StonedUser420: its not our fault chuck norris is god .. we should just accept it bro
notorious yogi: lol
notorious yogi: you're a nut
StonedUser420: i once survived in the desert for 4 months with only a total gym
StonedUser420: it saved my life
StonedUser420: and my pecks
notorious yogi: lmao
StonedUser420: join the brotherin
notorious yogi: lmfao

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notorious yogi: how much you smoke tonight?


i think hes about to allow chuck norris to be his lord and savior

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1110083892devil.gif'></td><td> You scored as <b>Satanism</b>. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Satanism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='79' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>79%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Buddhism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='75' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>75%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Paganism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='71' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>71%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Hinduism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='63' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>63%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Judaism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='42' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>42%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Islam</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='42' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>42%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>agnosticism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='25' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>25%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Christianity</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>atheism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907'>Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table>

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<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'><tr><td><img src='http://images.quizfarm.com/1110083892devil.gif'></td><td> You scored as <b>Satanism</b>. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.<br><br><table border='0' width='300' cellspacing='0' cellpadding='0'><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Satanism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='79' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>79%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Buddhism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='75' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>75%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Paganism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='71' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>71%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Hinduism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='63' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>63%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Judaism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='42' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>42%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Islam</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='42' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>42%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>agnosticism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='25' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>25%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>Christianity</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr><tr><td><p><font face='Arial' size='1'>atheism</font></p></td><td><table border='1' cellpadding='0' cellspacing='0' width='17' bgcolor='#dddddd'><tr><td></td></tr></table></td><td><font face='Arial' size='1'>17%</font></td></tr></td></tr></table><br><a href='http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907'>Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)</a><br><font face='Arial' size='1'>created with <a href='http://quizfarm.com'>QuizFarm.com</a></font></table> dafa

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thers no html in here..... your no dave thomas..

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StonedUser420: are you ready to accept chuck norris as your personal lord and savaior
StonedUser420: for he is god
Acehole411: i did that along time ago
Acehole411: during the era of texas ranger
StonedUser420: wise man

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

i'm the thread master!!!

[thedeluxxxoverlord]

is there anything better than fried chicken on a total gym?

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i like blood belching vaginas