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[Taj Mahal]

Chuck Norris once ate an entire band for playing a tune off-key. He then belched the song in the correct key, to the delight and horror of the audience.

[KrooC]

Do You Think Total Gym Isa Game!!!!???

[Alex2]

westside, Denison area... u from CLE?

Mayfield, where all the beautiful girls live

[Taj Mahal]

coo, ohio love

[KrooC]

do not speak whore!!!!!!!

[Alex2]

you are now my loyal subject alex... worship chuck norris

[KrooC]

i shall return i must punishmyself by battling the total gym

[The Chosen One]

Crocc Is A Sinner, He Must Pray Before Chuck Smites Him.

[Taj Mahal]

is that you in your avatar? it looks like your familiar with the total gym

[The Chosen One]

Ohio Is Well Represented In This Thread.

[Taj Mahal]

Chuck Norris exists in his own kinetic universe. If he willed it, he could stop himself against the Earth's spin and cut the planet in half. The only reason this hasn't happened yet is his care and consideration for his pet poodle Ginger.

[Taj Mahal]

we got Cleveland, Mansfield, Mayfield, and whereever your from lol

[KrooC]

you laugh now but thy death is eminent unless u accept chuck as your god

[KrooC]

join us or feel the wrath of chucks roundhouse

[Taj Mahal]

I Think He Left, It Was Too Much For Him

[Taj Mahal]

He Knew I Wouldnt Hesitate To Drive To Mayfield And Roundhouse Kick His Faggot Head

[KrooC]

deniel is usually first

[KrooC]

he will return once ron jones rejects him

[The Chosen One]

Need Know One Thing And One Thing Only, For His Lack Of Acknowledgement, Chuck Will Smite Him

[Taj Mahal]

Star Wars was based on Chuck's real life experience in another galaxy. Interestingly there were no Ewoks, droids, starships, jedi, or aliens, but there were lightsabers. Good god were there lightsabers...

[Taj Mahal]

he will return once ron jones rejects him

btw, id like to give a shout out to Ron Jones and Jack Lalanne


two true OG's

[The Chosen One]

Chuck Round Housed Darth Vader With A Single Blow And Put The Death Star Off Track....luke Was A Mock Chuck

[Taj Mahal]

this just in...

[KrooC]

without chuck the alamo would have been lost

[The Chosen One]

Neo Downloaded Chucks Moves And Used The Total Gym To Save The Matrix

[Taj Mahal]

newkid has 745 posts, i am superior

[Taj Mahal]

*does 7 roundhouse kicks in the air*

[The Chosen One]

Frodo Used The Total Gym As Well

[KrooC]

and history was convered up chuck was alone at the battle of the alamo

[Taj Mahal]

When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Chuck Norris.

[The Chosen One]

Double Dragon Was Based Off Of Chuck Norris' Tripple Round House

[Taj Mahal]

what do you guys think Chuck is doing right now?

[The Chosen One]

The Angel Of Death Was Originally Chuck Norris, Then He Gave God The Holy Round House And Became God

[KrooC]

im gonna catch chestly then be his superior

[The Chosen One]

He Is Working Out On His Total Gym And Enjoying A Glass Of Scotch

[Taj Mahal]

Chuck Norris > Your Favorite Rapper

[The Chosen One]

If Chuck Norris Was An Emcee He Would Be Iller Than Eminem

[KrooC]

the internet just shook i felt it... to much knowledge chuck will be pleased

[Taj Mahal]

i just downloaded some rare footage of Chuck battling Rakim during a commercial break of YO MTV RAPS

[The Chosen One]

Chuck Norris Is Not Just A God, He Is The Creator Of The Universe, Not Just Earth