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I can't wait to start yoga next year

[Taj Mahal]

page 667! the apocalypse is officially over!!!!!!!

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I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee)

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Question: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

[Taj Mahal]

I can't wait to start yoga next year

invest in a Total Gym and achieve total happiness

[KrooC]

lift you are now my loyal subject... begin to worship

[Taj Mahal]

Question: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

they have no mother, and are lacking in hugs

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Question: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

Answer: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

[KrooC]

total gym will be your savior join the brotherin

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Question: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

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Question: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

Answer: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask my friend Mark if you don't believe me.)

[Taj Mahal]

Pictures of Chuck Norris were found in the tomb of Tutankhamen in 1922

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Scene 1:

Ninjas walk down street to go eat some food. Ninjas are all wearing black and looking totally sweet. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped...

[Taj Mahal]

im starving

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Then some dude jumps out of nowhere. The ninjas start beating this guy's ass bad. Then the dude starts trying to run away, but one ninja pulls out a ninja star (ninja weapon) and throws it at the dude. The ninja star cuts the guy's head totally off.

[Taj Mahal]

*interested in hearing this story for some reason*

[KrooC]

chuck norris jumps out of bushes and roundhouses the ninja and saves texas

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The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. The ninjas start flying and everybody starts screaming. Then the scene ends.

[Taj Mahal]

i have nothing to eat

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Scene 2:

A ninja is sleeping at his house. Some idiot walks by singing a super annoying song. Then the ninja wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. The guy just keeps walking and singing, while the ninja starts cutting down a building...

[KrooC]

ooohhh yea

[Taj Mahal]

"Guns is like soap on a rope, it takes a fag to start usin 'em first" - Chuck Norris

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When the guy walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of the dude's feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that the ninja was playing the guitar.

[Taj Mahal]

In a recent press conference, Chuck Norris confirmed rumors that he was going to allow Arnold Schwarzenegger to enter his urethra so that he could be reborn at a later date and be eligible for the United States presidency.

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Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and the ninja starts wailing ever harder (if that's even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.

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END




-I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped

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bow.......

[Taj Mahal]

Why The Hell Wont Brad Pitt Be My Myspace Friend?!?!

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Chuck Norris likes bad bitches

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END




-I thought of this script right before bedtime. I got so pumped

[Taj Mahal]

Hes Been Thinking It Over For Like 3 Days

[Taj Mahal]

Im Pissed

[Taj Mahal]

Chuck Norris' favorite book is Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. His favorite beverage is Nitrous Oxide.

[Taj Mahal]

i have to piddle

[Taj Mahal]

anyone up for a game of pictionary?

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trying to upload a picture of Chuck Norris to my avatar but having problems

[Taj Mahal]

no need to worry fellas

[Taj Mahal]

trying to upload a picture of Chuck Norris to my avatar but having problems

hmm, wonder what the problem is....

[Taj Mahal]

did u upload it or insert a link

[Taj Mahal]

im eating cereal, im in a good mood