Beer Vs. Pussy

[Puffader]

Cock Blocker!

[ShnouzedUp]

Cock Blocker!

[Smedman101]

Tookie, tookie!!!!hahahaha

Can't we have both

[novicenovicen]

I love mizfit!

[Mizfit]

I love mizfit!

He's back!

[novicenovicen]

yeah occaisionally!

[firmechicano831]

I'd still take the pussy.

[Logan13]

Pussy still wins in my book.

[JR.SHRED]

he must be bald or something

No just don't style my hair like a dumb ass JK man

[Doc.Sust]

i like both equaly and together!!!

[Tren Bull]

1. Beer is always wet. Pussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to Pussy

3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to Pussy

5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten Pussies in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to Pussy

6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any Pussy in public, you become a legend. - One point to Pussy

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of Pussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to Pussy

8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER

9. Too much beer and you'll think you see

flying saucers. Too much Pussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to PUSSY

10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to PUSSY

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One point to BEER

12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or can. - One point to BEER

13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settles down. - One point to BEER

14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER

15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank it - One point to BEER


FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
PUSSY 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. -An
extra point for BEER

yea, but you forgot that drinking extra beer at the end of a long night of drinking will make you feel even worse. getting some pussy at the end of a long night will help you burn off your buzz, plus itl help you sleep

+1 for pussy

[novicenovicen]

yeah but the pussy you hit might be from a sea cow after all the beer -1 for both beer and pussy!

[XReps]

[Liftnainez]

haha good stuff.. still like pussy over beer though

[Hackamaniac]

Pussy most def