Jerkin off!

[stunner5000pt]

What if you don't know a gay Ben? - will any gay do?

this is by far the funniest thing ever
i am laughing so hard that
my mom is telling me not to laugh alone HAHAHAHHA

[Bojangles69]

guess noones heard of Stalins Method..
prisoners invented it, its when you beat off and stop right before you climax. done twice a day its suppose to raise your test levels substantially. it def makes me more angry and aggressive but ive never been able to get past the 3 day mark.

[milmus]

my girl yells at me for jerkin it in the shower. i tell her its my penis and i'll wash it as fast as i want to!!!! weird thing is i get a hard on every time it rains now.