There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. to be shot

2. to be hung

3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in dur head." (Boom, he was dead
instantly).

Then the Italian said, "Just-a hang-a me." (Snap, he was dead.)

Then the Redneck said, "Git over hurr an' Gimme some of that AIDS stuff."

They gave him the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards
looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.

Then the Redneck said, "Gimme another one of those shots," so the

guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled over.

Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid..... I'm wearing a condom."