What's the most funny, crazy thing that has happend at the gym!!

[biglouie250]

someone at my old gym loaded the leg press machine to the kilt with as many plates as it would hold and left it after he was done. the lil gym rat that puts away the weight proceeded to move the weight back to the weight tree. he moved the weight off of one side at a time.....guess what happened. the thing fell over to the side that had all the weight on it, fell through the glass window and plates fell into the parking lot. not a good day to be in the gym lol!!!

[DamnYouMSN]

i almost killed my self on the smith machine doing squats....bar slipped from around my neck. had the biggest headache after that.

[Superhuman]

First time I ever squatted I loaded 315 on the bar (way too much for me @ the time 6'3" 150lbs) - I did about 4 reps almost all the way down and everybody in the weight room was surprised that I could do it (this was in high school and the weight lifting class was packed). Well, on my 5th rep I start falling forward and I can't stop it. Luckily I had the safety bar set up about knee-level, but the bar bounced of my head on the way down, hit the saftety bar, bounced up and hit me again. It was so loud and everyone was staring. I considered never lifting again...

[Superhuman]

there was this gay man @ the Gold's I worked at and he was pretty big. He looked about 50 years old, like he used to be a bodybuilder but he has a bear belly now. He also had this mountain-man looking beard and he always wore makeup. He would wear an extremely tight wife-beater and really tight spandex pants with no underwear so his shit was always showing through. He would spot people and thrust his hips forward like he's trying to dry hump. He would also wear combat boots with his tight spandex, WTF? This guy was ridiculous

[stunner5000pt]

at the local community center gym the dumbbell rack is very narrow and all the dumbbells are pakced very closely to each other. One day i pulled out a couple of dumbbells and i felt something brush up against my thigh... and boom, a 25lb dumbbell had fallen on my toe from about waist height. I couldnt walk properly. It still hurts to curl my big toe all the way...

[stunner5000pt]

this guy who comes to my gym has his name tattooed on his right arm. My friend comment, 'i guess he forgets his name a lot'

[Natty99]

there was this gay man @ the Gold's I worked at and he was pretty big. He looked about 50 years old, like he used to be a bodybuilder but he has a bear belly now. He also had this mountain-man looking beard and he always wore makeup. He would wear an extremely tight wife-beater and really tight spandex pants with no underwear so his shit was always showing through. He would spot people and thrust his hips forward like he's trying to dry hump. He would also wear combat boots with his tight spandex, WTF? This guy was ridiculous

LMFAO

[stayinstacked]

There used to be this jackass at my old gym who would come in dressed in candy cane stripe tights that were purple and white in color. He had these thick coke bottle glasses on, and a Loony Tunes bandana. He would bring in this big ass sack with all of his chains and bands and crap, and then he'd go out to his car and bring in his own bar which was this goofy looking bar that wrapped around your shoulders that he'd use for squats, which he did no handed and only went part of the way down. Oh yeah, and he also wore big brown Timberland boots with his outfit. He would drag his chains across the gym like the Ghost of Xmas past or some shit, actually thats what I used to call him. His favorite exercise was this egomaniac shrug/deadlift where he'd set the bar just below crotch level. He would bend all the way to the ground and come up really fast, snapping and stressing the **** out of his poor elbow joints, and lift all of this weight about 2 inchs and then slam it on the rack making all sorts of noise and having people laugh their asses off. His efforts did nothing more than get him laughed at and ruin perfectly good bars by bending them. He was one of these dipshits who would try to invent his own exercises and try to be different. Well, it got him nowhere. And the funny thing about it all, was the guy actually had great genetics, his frame was awesome and he could have been big if he just quit the goofy shit and started lifting the right way.

[Natty99]

I used to go this bally's (first mistake). There was this guy that would come in. He was prolly around 50 yrs old and was super hairy like Bigfoot and would always wear tanks.

Well he would go over to the smith machine and start doing awful powercleans by throwing the weight around with his whole body. shaking the whole machine and making a comotion, screaming, grunting, etc....after each set the hole machine would actually be moved like a foot...........It was fvcking hilarious. We called him "Worst Form Ever Man"

[Superhuman]

....when I was in high school I took 2 weightlifting classes every semester for the last 2 years and my football coach was the teacher in the class. Well, people knew him as kind-of a hard ass and he didn't take shit from kids, especially the goth and skater-types. Last semester of senior year it was the first day of school and there were a bunch of little freshmen and sophomores in the weightroom. Coach goes through his whole schtick about how to lift properly and dress out, etc. and he says "no open-toed shoes are allowes". This skater-kid is wearing these flip flops and says trying to act all tough, "why does it matter, I'm not going to drop a weight on my foot who cares". As soon as he said that Coach turned all red and threw and f*ckin 25lb plate at the kids foot! the kid starts crying and I laughed so freakin hard omg. Needless to say the coach has been fired and rehired multiple times for similar things

[Superhuman]

OH I ALMOST FORGOT.... you guys know what football compressions are, right? you know the tight spandex underwear you put your thigh pads in under your football pants? anyway coach would wear compressions every day and they would stick out below his short shorts so it just looked goofy seeing spandex down to his knees and purple shorts down to mid-thigh. ANYWAY, the reason he always wears them is because one time during weight lifting class a few years ago he was leaning on a bench talking to a few of the girls and his nuts popped out of his short shorts and he almost got sued because the girls were scarred for life (like that coach in scary movie haha) anyway now he ALWAYS wears those compressions so his junk doesn't peek out the bottom

[stunner5000pt]

these guys at my gym deadlift by getting on their toes , then pulling up the weight with the back completely rounded all the time. Thankfully theyre using lighter weights -95lbs, so they may not get seriously injured. But..

another set of guys at my gym also deadlift with a completely rounded back. They're doing really ehavy weights as well - about 405 lbs. Im waiting for hte day that i hear a snap in their backs.

The girl was using the hip adductor machine. She would move both her legs a grand total of two inches and then slam back the weight. She did this for about 20 reps! It was the most annoying thing ive ever heard of seen! It actually angered me enough to get extra reps out of dips, which i was doing, nearby.

[Tren Bull]

I Farted Then I moved to another gym..

hmm...

usually things are pretty low key at my gym

[Tren Bull]

the only thing i can think of was this old man was hella lookin at me...

not in an agressive kind of way, but more in a homosexual kind of way. he saw i was getting pissed, and he kept doing it. then he came and sat on the ground right next to me and started stretching. he was putting his legs behind his head and sh_t.

now i got no problem with gay men, but i really dont appreciate it when they start acting interested in me. especially when they know damn well im not into that, but they keep trying anyway

[taiboxa]

OH shit i got one.. when i was 15 working at my gym...
i was watching this massive dood bench.. had 5-6 plates per side.. name was Sunny LOL bout 5'2 250lbs....
well he had a spotter on both sides and NO COLLARS on the bar..
anyways this CoWorker of mine UBER HOT CHICK wore TIGHT WHITE PANTS was like picking up weights and racking them.. the spotters got ZONED IN on watchinger her bend over and pick up 5 and 10lb plates that they forgot about poor sunny..

the weight on one side starts to go and alike the plats slid off of his left side falling htat guys foot he leans over in pain and skreaming, the other guy on the ohther side, like a fvcktard reach over the plates infront of him tryingto grab the middle of the bar and pull it up to str8in it out then when all the plates slide off on his one side the bar CATAPOLTS in a giant arc and smashes the other spotters head.. i thought they were both dead LOL

[Mike Dura]

I've had a few crazy moments in the gym. Like the time I was doing hamstring stretches while this hot girl was watching and this phantom fart did a "sneak peak." She just turned red, got off the treadmill and walked away. That made me laugh hysterically, partly in embarresment. Then there was the time I got stuck under only 500 pounds on high-rep leg presses. I couldn't really get out the word "HELP" because I was compressed and winded. I layed there coiled for about 30 seconds before anyone noticed. I've seen alot of crazy gay activity over in the Bally's locker room. Sometimes it's directed at me. I don't likeah dat shit. It's crazy.

[MAJOR25]

hmm...

usually things are pretty low key at my gym

bro this was a LOUD ONE!!

[Tren Bull]

bro this was a LOUD ONE!!

haha thats funny

[Katelette81]

I would love to hear someone rip at the gym.... I would laugh my ass off.

I got my mom going to the gym a couple years back.. haha. She came home after doing cardio one day, told me about this really muscley guy that was on the bike in front of her treadmill and said he kept laying down protein farts so bad she had to leave the gym! She said when she xame out of the locker room she noticed then that the whole cardio areas stank! LOL

[SMAN12b]

I got laid!!!!!

[BigJames]

I have a friend who was training at a local community centre type weight room. He was trying to impress some chick there so he loaded the bench bar with 225 (way more than he could lift) and then acted like he had just repped out when she walked in. So he is checking her out and smiling at her and whatnot as he unloads the bar and drops a 45 right on his foot. He actually broke his foot...

[BigJames]

I have another friend who failed benching 275 with no spotter. So he "rolls" the weight down his body, past his stomach, over his hips, to his thighs, then sits up and then pushes the bar off his legs. So now he is sore, embarrased and pissed. He stands up with a florish to get the attention of anyone who saw him fail...he picks up the 275 and starts stradling the bench to rerack the bar while it is loaded. He hosts the bar up onto the supports and the whole bench toppled over and when it came up it hit his ass and he flew over and landed on his head...with the whole gym watching.

[Mizfit]

people using machines that are broken because they don't know how to use them..

And a guy came up to me asked for my number and said he had never banged a fit chick before

[BigJames]

One of my buddies was prepping for a contest and was repping out on the leg press. His diet was all protein and no carbs and lots of broccoli which I guess gives him gas. So on every rep with 12 plates a side he lets one rip when he gets to the bottom. He was feeling strong so he just trained through it...ripping it for every rep.

[BigJames]

people using machines that are broken because they don't know how to use them..

And a guy came up to me asked for my number and said he had never banged a fit chick before

Nice...what a display of class. What a jackass. Tell me you did not give him your number!!!

[BigJames]

Some of the girls at my gym treat the place like a social club; they actually put on makeup in the changeroom BEFORE training. My wife would sit in the changeroom and just watch these girls getting ready in shock.

[Katelette81]

Some of the girls at my gym treat the place like a social club; they actually put on makeup in the changeroom BEFORE training. My wife would sit in the changeroom and just watch these girls getting ready in shock.

Idiots! Giving us women who actually do care about training and working hard a bad name! Well, actually no becuase it's obvious I'm not there to be social, I would expect the same of Miz.. but still... it's a damn shame!

[caddilac]

people using machines that are broken because they don't know how to use them..

And a guy came up to me asked for my number and said he had never banged a fit chick before

nice pickup line!

[BigJames]

Oh man, I almost forgot...I was training at a small weightroom near my work while I was waiting for my new gym to open up. This Asian woman comes in everyday; she was about 30, fit, attractive...anyway, I notice that she is fiddling with a bench in the free weight area and I cannot help but notice what she is doing; she was trying to get a stuffed Snoopy doll to sit up on the bench. Not only was she trying to get it to sit up, she was talking to it. So she gets is sitting and then she sits on the bench next to it and starts doing some lift or other - the whole time looking over and "checking" on the Snoopy doll. I notice that this suffed animal comes with her EVERYDAY. Then one of my buddies says he is going to try to pick her up. So he walks over and starts talking to the stuffed doll the way she was...and she loves it. He ends up getting her number. The next day at the gym he walks in and picks the Snoopy up...the chick lost it...like he had picked up her baby or something...it was so totally weird. I still have no idea what it was all about...

[Mizfit]

Nice...what a display of class. What a jackass. Tell me you did not give him your number!!!

Nope and i think i give him the evil eye whenever he walks by

[Mizfit]

nice pickup line!

HMm yah he has to pick up his ego.. because he definately doesnt have the looks to back up that comments

[BigJames]

I was training legs one day and had just finished hack squats on one of those old style hacks with the two pads that sit on your shoulders. Anyway, I had done 8 or so reps with 3 plates a side for my last set and I was starting to unload plates. This skinny kid comes up to me and says I can leave the plates on for him. I did a double take and then assumed that he must be intending to do calvs or something. I go over and start extensions and watch as he piles 2 more plates on per side before even stepping into the machine. So with 5 plates a side on the hack, he steps in, lifts the weight enough to move the handles and then proceeds to be crushed under the weight. So now he is totally compressed under the weight, but he will not make any effort to call for help. So I walk over and ask if he wants help...he does not even look at me and says "no, I am ok...I am just getting a stretch". I walk away and head to the showers. About 10 minutes later I come out and the guy working the juice bar is helping the guy out of the machine...I never saw that kid again.

[caddilac]

HMm yah he has to pick up his ego.. because he definately doesnt have the looks to back up that comments

lol, I just can't believe someone would actually say that

[Tren Bull]

I got laid!!!!!

[Tren Bull]

people using machines that are broken because they don't know how to use them..

And a guy came up to me asked for my number and said he had never banged a fit chick before

what the FU_K???

[Mizfit]

what the FU_K???

This was last august..

and he has seen me at the gym since then.. and acts like a retard

[Tren Bull]

This was last august..

and he has seen me at the gym since then.. and acts like a retard

yea he sounds like a complete jackass...

sombody should give that guy an award for being so stupid

[mwolffey]

There was this stupid old guy who kept bumping into me while I'm working out. Then he'd talk about how I'm using bad form, ect. Just being a dick.

So one day, I had enough. I went to the gym manager, and told him that the guy slapped my butt while I was in the change room, and asked if I wanted to have sex with him.

The manager was abit of a homophobe, and quickly kicked the guy out. He was banned from the gym forever.

F*ck thats funny as hell

[mwolffey]

There was this one fat chick who was doing cardio on a bike. She was watching guys benching, and squatting, and suck. Anyways, she started "stirring the soup" while biking. She was moaning pretty loudly, and freaked out everyone, especially because she was so large. She was also kicked out of the gym, and banned for life.

lol....i need to come to your gym bro

[mwolffey]

there was this gay man @ the Gold's I worked at and he was pretty big. He looked about 50 years old, like he used to be a bodybuilder but he has a bear belly now. He also had this mountain-man looking beard and he always wore makeup. He would wear an extremely tight wife-beater and really tight spandex pants with no underwear so his shit was always showing through. He would spot people and thrust his hips forward like he's trying to dry hump. He would also wear combat boots with his tight spandex, WTF? This guy was ridiculous

nice ...we got one of those at my gym