What's the most funny, crazy thing that has happend at the gym!!

[MAJOR25]

I Farted Then I moved to another gym..

[USfighterFC]

I saw some guy running backwards on the treadmill. I have no idea why but it seemed to be a serious training routine. One time I thought a treadmill was turned off and I went to walk across it and I busted my ass in front of everyone.

[SwoleCat]

Had sex w/a hot ass Latina in the women's locker room in one of the bathrooms.

Talk about erotic as hell!!

~SC~

[taiboxa]

oh so many stories to tell..
people dropping weights and stuff but this one takes the kake..


this guy was doing step ups on the smith machien w/ a 14inch box..
well he had like 5plates per side on it.. doing this dam woman things.. and the blox FLIPS out from under him and PINS HIM folded over like a pancake! i coulda swore it snapped him in two!

[taiboxa]

oh and another thing is when i worked at my old gym .. i was in there around 6am.. and i was going into the locker/shower rooms KUZ i had to PICK UP trash! >< i go in there and there are 2 guys in the steam room NAKED one is giving other HEAD ><
that suckd VERY BADLY!!!

[Streaker]

One of the kids that works at my gym walks his puppy on the treadmill. It's funnier the sh*t.

[taiboxa]

One of the kids that works at my gym walks his puppy on the treadmill. It's funnier the sh*t.

walk up to him drop a 45lb plate on his puppy then go.. OH DAM im sorry were u using that/!

[Katelette81]

A friend of mine used to constantly pick up guys in our gym.. we'd both go to our respective change rooms to get ready to leave... I'd end up waiting for his ass to finish getting off in the sauna.. F---er, I obviously only let this happen a couple times and then I stopped waiting.. he was a bit of a whore

[squatdaddy]

oh and another thing is when i worked at my old gym .. i was in there around 6am.. and i was going into the locker/shower rooms KUZ i had to PICK UP trash! >< i go in there and there are 2 guys in the steam room NAKED one is giving other HEAD ><
that suckd VERY BADLY!!!

so are you saying he sucked very badly? Did you help the dude out with the right technique? Working at a gym, isn't it part of your job to make sure all is using the best form possible?

[Dee-termined]

A young guy was using the lat cable pulldown with a wide bar attached and the cable snapped as he was pulling down and split his head wide open, he was bleeding bad!! Scary as hell to see but he survived with quite a few stiches!!

[taiboxa]

so are you saying he sucked very badly? Did you help the dude out with the right technique? Working at a gym, isn't it part of your job to make sure all is using the best form possible?

u just wait.. karma will get u!

[MAJOR25]

People are always falling down all the time, funny

[G-1000]

walk up to him drop a 45lb plate on his puppy then go.. OH DAM im sorry were u using that/!

the dog did not do any thing wrong. Drop it on his head for bring the dog.

[MAJOR25]

I know is a gym but someguys don't use deodorant and they stink like hardcore armpit SUCKS!!!! is worst when you finish doing a heavy set and you are trying to get that extra air (it sucks!!!!)

[taiboxa]

I know is a gym but someguys don't use deodorant and they stink like hardcore armpit SUCKS!!!! is worst when you finish doing a heavy set and you are trying to get that extra air (it sucks!!!!)

saluu?

[taiboxa]

the dog did not do any thing wrong. Drop it on his head for bring the dog.

but squishing dog FUNNY! or not ;(

[G-1000]

There was a fat woman on the rotating stair machine. She was like on speed 2 going real slow. Then the chain inside broke and it start to spin real fast. She was trying to hole onto the handles and run with it spinning. She was not able to keep up and feel off the thing. The best part was no one even went over to see if she was ok.

[taiboxa]

There was a fat woman on the rotating stair machine. She was like on speed 2 going real slow. Then the chain inside broke and it start to spin real fast. She was trying to hole onto the handles and run with it spinning. She was not able to keep up and feel off the thing. The best part was no one even went over to see if she was ok.

its just so sad.. people just dont kare about the fatties!

[G-1000]

but squishing dog FUNNY! or not ;(

Not funny


Dog bite tai funny

[taiboxa]

Not funny


Dog bite tai funny

[G-1000]

[MAJOR25]

is nice to see girls with big boobs on the treadmill

[firmechicano831]

nothing good enough to talk about in my gym.

[cfiler]

There was this stupid old guy who kept bumping into me while I'm working out. Then he'd talk about how I'm using bad form, ect. Just being a dick.

So one day, I had enough. I went to the gym manager, and told him that the guy slapped my butt while I was in the change room, and asked if I wanted to have sex with him.

The manager was abit of a homophobe, and quickly kicked the guy out. He was banned from the gym forever.

[cfiler]

There was this one fat chick who was doing cardio on a bike. She was watching guys benching, and squatting, and suck. Anyways, she started "stirring the soup" while biking. She was moaning pretty loudly, and freaked out everyone, especially because she was so large. She was also kicked out of the gym, and banned for life.

[StoneGRMI]

There was this one fat chick who was doing cardio on a bike. She was watching guys benching, and squatting, and suck. Anyways, she started "stirring the soup" while biking. She was moaning pretty loudly, and freaked out everyone, especially because she was so large. She was also kicked out of the gym, and banned for life.

Man that's messed up...

Oh yeah, never heard it called "stirring the soup". LOL

[JohnboyF]

Shit sotry for me .
i had diarahhe on Sunday one day and i went to the GYm On monday not really recovered but i was doing heavy tricep pushdowns and i ending up leaving a major skid mark.

2nd Shit story (off-topic)
have shit my pants on a few occasions actually. last year I was on the Bus. And my stomach was killing me i was like 20 min away from University. I couldnt hold it anymore i rang the bell and steped out the door i went into a pizza place to ask to use the Washroom they said use Subways washrrom around the corner as I step out the store. I feel a a log roll down my pants followed by 2 others. I reach the subway washroom and let them rip in the toilet i take my pants off my once white socks are now brown, shit on my leg inside my pants so i spent about 1hour washing my pants in the washroom.. ON top of that i had a test in like 2 hours . So when i finally do get to school The people behind me are like damn something stinks like shit. I thought in my head thats all me..

[caddilac]

Shit sotry for me .
i had diarahhe on Sunday one day and i went to the GYm On monday not really recovered but i was doing heavy tricep pushdowns and i ending up leaving a major skid mark.

2nd Shit story (off-topic)
have shit my pants on a few occasions actually. last year I was on the Bus. And my stomach was killing me i was like 20 min away from University. I couldnt hold it anymore i rang the bell and steped out the door i went into a pizza place to ask to use the Washroom they said use Subways washrrom around the corner as I step out the store. I feel a a log roll down my pants followed by 2 others. I reach the subway washroom and let them rip in the toilet i take my pants off my once white socks are now brown, shit on my leg inside my pants so i spent about 1hour washing my pants in the washroom.. ON top of that i had a test in like 2 hours . So when i finally do get to school The people behind me are like damn something stinks like shit. I thought in my head thats all me..

Thats nasty!

[stunner5000pt]

i used to do quads and triceps on the same day
one day i was feeling particularly weak, failing on lunges twice

i couldnt do close grip bench with the straight bar, so i loaded up an ez-curl bar and asked my friend to hand it to me (a plate on each side). Unfortunately i had not put the clips. my friend picked up the weight, turned around to give it to me, and a plate slides off the bar. I was just lying there ready to do the exercise, and the next minute i see a plate come and hit me on the head.

Lucky for me, it was a rubber plate. It only hit my forehead but i always remember to put the clips on everything now a days, especially close grip bench press

[needmorestrength]

saluu?

lmfao hahahahhahah

[stunner5000pt]

i put clips on the smith machine, on the first day i ever went to the gym

[DNoMac]

Bout a year ago, dude was doing cardio on the treadmill. Not sure if he had a heart attack, stroke, or just fell, but he must have smashed his head bad cuz he was bleeding all over the place. He stopped breathing and turned blue before the paramedics came. Not sure if he ever lived or not.

During the whole thing, everybody was crowded around and didn't do shit. It pissed me off that they just watched and stared. I just stole a look or two between sets of shoulder press. Now if a fine chick was running naked on the treadmill, I might have to stop for that

[stunner5000pt]

Bout a year ago, dude was doing cardio on the treadmill. Not sure if he had a heart attack, stroke, or just fell, but he must have smashed his head bad cuz he was bleeding all over the place. He stopped breathing and turned blue before the paramedics came. Not sure if he ever lived or not.

During the whole thing, everybody was crowded around and didn't do shit. It pissed me off that they just watched and stared. I just stole a look or two between sets of shoulder press. Now if a fine chick was running naked on the treadmill, I might have to stop for that

Genovese Syndrome

[jport1540]

early on I tried to bench some anount of weight (i don't remember how much) and i couldnt get it off me, so i tried rolling it down my body, when some old guy saw me and yelled,"HELP HIM!!!"....making me look like a total ass, wish I woulda had a spot....

[needmorestrength]

Well My shorts ripped and I was going comando, but I finished my set of squats.. Another would be... this fruit who always comes into the gym with his wife and tried to look big n tuff, using way more then he should... Well one day he was bouncing the bar off his chest on incline, think he had 205 on it.. and when I say bouncing I mean he'd control thr first 2 inches then let it fall and bounce... Well he did it and after a couple reps, it bouced outta control and landed on his legs, had to help him and lift it off, he couldnt walk haha when he could he just left the gym.. come to think I havn't seen him since

[farrebarre]

this happend at my old gym. this guy, his one of those a-holes that juices his ass off without knowing what his using, this was several years ago before i even thought about juice, anywho his working out and leaves, while leaving the guy that works at the desk see thats somethings wrong with his bag, he looks closer and sees that this guy is trying to steal dumbells so they get into an argument and this jerk pulls out a gun and tries to shoot the desk guy, 2 guys (the 2 biggest guy at the gym) saw what was happening so they ran over there grabbed the ****er kicked his ass took his gun and threw his sorry ass out and down the stairs

[farrebarre]

oh just rememberd something else that happend outside the gym(same gym), btw it was a small gym in my neighbourhood, it was one of those gyms where u knew everyone that worked out there, anyway the guy that worked at the desk is a nice guy but his also one of stockholms most dangerous guys with connections n shit, anyway one day just as his closing the gym a car shows up with some punks in it, they pull out guns and start shooting at him ( a typical driveby) he pulls out his piece and shoots back, the car takes of and he runs inside the gym for cover.. no one got hurt (i think). he said they were probably sent by the jugoslavian mafia (they are big in sweden)..

[Homeguard]

Remember when powerlifting I saw a guy bench pressing with no collars on the bar but a shit load of weight. Next thing his left arm gave out and the weight slipped of the end and he was then twisted/catapulted of the bench by the weight on the other end. All I could hear was "Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt..!"

Was funny to see

[Timm1704]

Shit sotry for me .
i had diarahhe on Sunday one day and i went to the GYm On monday not really recovered but i was doing heavy tricep pushdowns and i ending up leaving a major skid mark.

2nd Shit story (off-topic)
have shit my pants on a few occasions actually. last year I was on the Bus. And my stomach was killing me i was like 20 min away from University. I couldnt hold it anymore i rang the bell and steped out the door i went into a pizza place to ask to use the Washroom they said use Subways washrrom around the corner as I step out the store. I feel a a log roll down my pants followed by 2 others. I reach the subway washroom and let them rip in the toilet i take my pants off my once white socks are now brown, shit on my leg inside my pants so i spent about 1hour washing my pants in the washroom.. ON top of that i had a test in like 2 hours . So when i finally do get to school The people behind me are like damn something stinks like shit. I thought in my head thats all me..

lol, you canadians

[Timm1704]

well, this has happened twice, the second time was the other day. walking along with a 45lb plate in each hand, i have a dodgy left hand, having only 3 fingers on it that dont straighten properly, the plate politely fell from the hand, and bounced off my foot. typically, i carried on walking, as if nothing had happened, hard as you like. inside i was screaming hahaha, goddammit that hurt! another time, when i was about 13, i was doing bench press, and my sisters boyfriend at the time, who was about 20, said he would spot me. so, i start my set, and after about 10 reps i lost it, and waited for his hands to grab the bar. they never came, he had walked off to get a drink. so, there i was, a small chubby kid, stuck under a barbell that probably weighed no more than 150lbs lol. anyway, my sister is now a lesbian, and he was her last boyfriend. maybe he let her down during a 'workout' too lol