inspired by a recent thread by mizfit, figured i'd start this up and let you guys have some fun. i regretfully can't do most of these as i don't have an office, desk, etc. however, hopefully it will come in useful for some of you...

Ways to keep yourself entertained at work:

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
3) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".
4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors". This one isn't necessarily for work, but fun to do nonetheless. I have done it myself a few times.
6) Good one for new employees: Ask what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
7) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.
8) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard
Kim.

Enjoy