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  1. 06-12-2006, 04:43 PM #1
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    New Employee

    My coworker got fired last Friday and I spent the day training the new employee. I'm having him do all of the manual labor while I sit and watch.

    He asked me if I'm married and I replied "No, it's not legal yet." He just sat there confused and has had the same confused look on his face for the past 15 minutes.

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    haha well played
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    he didnt catch on that you were g**??...lol...i wish i could have been there to c the lok on his face..
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    Quote Originally Posted by littlemantc
    he didnt catch on that you were g**??...lol...i wish i could have been there to c the lok on his face..
    That's 'cause he's the pitcher not the catcher. He's not a flamer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 63190
    That's 'cause he's the pitcher not the catcher. He's not a flamer.

    not true ask Carlos-E what happen at fire island last summer k-y GH test and spit...he caught like Johny Bench
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    Quote Originally Posted by BEER WHORE
    not true ask Carlos-E what happen at fire island last summer k-y GH test and spit...he caught like Johny Bench
    If you're going to accuse me of doing something i don't do, make it funny. That shit didn't make sense.

    and FYI... I've never even been to fire island. It's too gay for me.
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    LOL I guess he's not your type then. LOL You so crazy!
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    I was at an ice cream stand a month ago, and these two guys were getting cones.They had a winnebego with plates from florida. The woman serving asks "are you guys travelling with your wives" one says "No, he's my partner". The woman says "Oh, you guys work together?"

    I started laughing and said "welcome to to the countryside gentleman"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    My coworker got fired last Friday and I spent the day training the new employee. I'm having him do all of the manual labor while I sit and watch.

    He asked me if I'm married and I replied "No, it's not legal yet." He just sat there confused and has had the same confused look on his face for the past 15 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    My coworker got fired last Friday and I spent the day training the new employee. I'm having him do all of the manual labor while I sit and watch.

    He asked me if I'm married and I replied "No, it's not legal yet." He just sat there confused and has had the same confused look on his face for the past 15 minutes.

    He is either extremely confused or scared sh*tless. Either way that is too funny. Every straight man's biggest fear is a big, ripped, and muscular gay guy. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrMeathead
    Every straight man's biggest fear is a big, ripped, and muscular gay guy. lol.
    Is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Is it?
    Only in the shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    My coworker got fired last Friday and I spent the day training the new employee. I'm having him do all of the manual labor while I sit and watch.

    He asked me if I'm married and I replied "No, it's not legal yet." He just sat there confused and has had the same confused look on his face for the past 15 minutes.

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    so when did ur company Higher GSXXR?
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    so when did ur company Higher GSXXR?

    **actual laughter**
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    I worked with alot of gay gentlemen at my last job and everyone of them was really smart and polite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firmechicano831
    I worked with alot of gay gentlemen at my last job and everyone of them was really smart and polite.
    Me. Smart, yes. Polite, fuck no.
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    When I was younger 3-4 years ago I worked in the upscale fashion industry and homosexuals were abundant. They were funny to work with. Except when one had a crush on me, it just got annoying. In general I find they bring a different perspective and POV.
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    you sound like a real nice guy.
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    Another FYI... K-Y is a straight lube. Gays don't use that stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Another FYI... K-Y is a straight lube. Gays don't use that stuff.

    whats gay lube then, i dont want to go in the store and buy the wrong one!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by biglouie250
    whats gay lube then, i dont want to go in the store and buy the wrong one!!!!!
    I'm not tellin' so when you buy it the salesman will wink at you.
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    tmi, but thanks for the heads up..
    so were you coming on to him?? or just letting him know your sexual preference..

    jk.... i know you thought it was funny, and it was..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    just letting him know your sexual preference..
    I was letting him know. He was going on and on saying I'm so big he bets I get a lot of women. I said no, I don't. That's when he moved on to the are you married question.

    He doesn't listen very well. I got a phone call earlier in the day and I told a friend that I went out with a guy who's 5'9" 260 with abs and he's hot. I think the new guy assumed "went out" meant hug out.

    Eventaully he'll catch on and stop asking me silly questions.
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    Yeah I'm suprise the "he's hot" bit didnt tip him off either. Must be pretty thick. BTW carlos I figured out the name of the song. Its Te He querido te he llorado by ivy queen
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    Yeah I'm suprise the "he's hot" bit didnt tip him off either. Must be pretty thick. BTW carlos I figured out the name of the song. Its Te He querido te he llorado by ivy queen
    Yes, he is thick. Damn near pro size. Only problem we were at my house and his cell phone rang. IT WAS HIS WIFE!!!! Dude is married and has an 8 year old son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Yes, he is thick. Damn near pro size. Only problem we were at my house and his cell phone rang. IT WAS HIS WIFE!!!!

    LOL i meant the new employee being thick not the guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    LOL i meant the new employee being thick not the guy
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    You'd think he'd catch a clue with the "he's hot" added on..
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    your gay?
    Only with you babe.

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    There's some strange things going on here late night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prada
    There's some strange things going on here late night.
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    haha , do you think he will figure it out tommorrow?
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    haha , do you think he will figure it out tommorrow?
    I don't particularly care. I think he's a little slow.
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    Ah must be fun, slow co-worker whos new.. think he will last long?
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    He just thinks this buff, good looking guy can't possibly be gay.
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