Robot Bartender

[oldman]

Robot Bartender

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "162" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... really slowly,

"So.. is... your... party... gonna... nominate... Hillary... for.. president ???"


~Old

[HORSE~]

Loved it that's some funny shit

Thank's for the laugh Old

[QuieTSToRM33]

HAHAHAHAHAHA ............... that a boy

[MatrixGuy]

lol. That was good!

[diamonds]

Gay!

[stunner5000pt]

wouldnt the robot be able to tell the same human through voice recognition? and visual?





















anotehr joke made useless by the Stunner

[PeteyK]

wouldnt the robot be able to tell the same human through voice recognition? and visual?



anotehr joke made useless by the Stunner

thats what u get...u killed it!

[stunner5000pt]

thats what u get...u killed it!

this joke is not scientifically viable