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  1. 07-02-2006, 05:36 PM #1
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    Fvcking @$$ is on fire

    jesus wtf hurts like a mofo... I swear wtf, I'm guessing a massive protein diet has finally caught up to me... BOOO... Can't take a dam sh!t wtf?!?!?
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  2. 07-02-2006, 06:43 PM #2
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    You cant take a sh!t because it burn's when you go

    Or because you try and nothing come's out

    YUCK what a nasty thread

    Oh well it's supper time gotta go
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    dude. it sounds like it could be a hemroid. it hurts when you shit like razor blade shit. you can get some anti inflamitory pills that help.
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  4. 07-02-2006, 07:58 PM #4
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    Read the tossing salad post, it might help!
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    sounds like something spicy is coming back out.
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  6. 07-02-2006, 08:32 PM #6
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    hahaha yeah, shit I duno... could be a combo of what you guys said up above... But I know 1 thing, this topic gross's the hell outa me lol... WHY ME damit haha.
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    good god lol, just searched the "tossing salad" or "salad tossing" haha the link didn't work but I'm pretty sure that's not what I'm looking for ;-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    good god lol, just searched the "tossing salad" or "salad tossing" haha the link didn't work but I'm pretty sure that's not what I'm looking for ;-)
    Here's the link ENJOY!!!!

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  9. 07-02-2006, 10:16 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    Here's the link ENJOY!!!!

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    HAHAHHAHAHAHAH that has to be 1 of the funniest threads I've read in a long @$$ time
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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    Here's the link ENJOY!!!!

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    yea, ..ummmmmmmmmm..

    next thing ya know we'll have a "How to suck penis thread"

    I'll lock that one as well.. oh well, the thread was in poor taste..
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    You dont know what 'ass on fire' feels like untill after you have completly the "blazin challenge" at Buffalo Wild Wings. 12 of their hottest wings in 6 minutes with no water.
    It hurt 10x more going out than it did comming in let me tell you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unclemoney
    jesus wtf hurts like a mofo... I swear wtf, I'm guessing a massive protein diet has finally caught up to me... BOOO... Can't take a dam sh!t wtf?!?!?

    Did you just get out of the pin? Who did you wake up next to this morning, where your pants down and a bottle of lube sitting there? Did Tai leave his signature >< on the pillow next to you and thanking you for a good time?

    These are the questons you should be asking yourself.
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    eat more veggies and take some fiber supps if that doestn help!! also you might want to check if its a hemmy. grab your sisters makeup thingy and sit down and spread eagle and look in there. feel around as well. its gross but most people gets hemmys and treating it early will be the best wa to shrink the sucker and avoid surgery or worse a fissure in your arse! prep-h cooling gel is the best thing ever invented.
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    haha yeah that's some funny stuff... But I went to the doc's today to get it checked out, dam shit's embarising but... Hell I gota get this solved I'm leaving for basic july 20th...

    Dam I lucked out by not getting the "rectum check" back when I had the army physical... But luck's changed today... Well I had to feel sorry for the doctor, however many years of college to stick there finger up my bunghole haha... But she said that I didn't have a hemmeroid... Maby she didn't go up far enough??? If that's the truth then they'll never find out no way that's happening haha... But at the same time IT"S THE WORST PAIN EVER I SWEAR... so she said go grab some senokot which is a natural laxative and she said if that doesn't work come back to get something Rx strength... And I gota go back to get checked out a week b4 I leave for basic...

    As far as fiber goes, how's a couple of all bran bowl's in the mourning w/ wheat germ... And for the water part well that's all I drink... I don't understand...

    stuff's embarising but I gota figure out something... I mean it takes me a good 15-30mins to take a shit, sometimes longer... I duno the cause... But that was dealable, but now that I got this major burning pain going on... NO WAY IN HELL, I swear its the worst pain ever haha I duno... But hopefully I get this solved b4 I leave, basic//ait will be fun(well at least the pt//learning new stuff part) but if I have this problem it will be HELL haha.
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  15. 07-03-2006, 11:47 PM #15
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    try to get more fiber. BANANAS ARE AWESOME! try eating one int he morning and one at night should help you. i had same problem a few days ago, shat a little blood and i think its cuas ei wasnt having enough fiber (despite all the bagels and shit i eat) and it hurt like you said to take a fukin shit. the bananas are the bomb fix
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    Quote Originally Posted by statuZ
    try to get more fiber. BANANAS ARE AWESOME! try eating one int he morning and one at night should help you. i had same problem a few days ago, shat a little blood and i think its cuas ei wasnt having enough fiber (despite all the bagels and shit i eat) and it hurt like you said to take a fukin shit. the bananas are the bomb fix
    alright, I'll def have to try that.
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    i promise if you eat 2 bananas a day, and try eating a little more fruit (like peaches or whatever) it will make your bowel movements alot EASIER. i always have a problem going to the bathrom in the morning, even after eatig so much food the previous day, like i just sit on the jon and am waiting for something to happen? The days i ate a banana or two before the shit slides right on out. all im saying is thats the most umcomfortable feeling.
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    hopefully you get better brother. take care
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