Almost got into fight w/ a 15yr OLD LOL ><

**taiboxa** · 07-06-2006, 08:12 AM

thats right heres how it went down at my gym

i just had great chest work out (WHICH you can view in my log for a single low payment of just 15.99!) and i was leaving.
as i was approaching the doors to exit there is this lil 'group' of obviously misfits that are in ages 14-16 as one had car keys in his hands
(definitely the leader of this rebel faction!)
so how do i know they were evil do'ers .. well they all had rag tag clothing, all wore their hats in every way but the CORRECT way, had piercings only women should have, krazy hobo hair cuts, "i wish i had facial hair'' facial hair which looks like splotches of dirts, and a gangsta walk that would make SC Cringe.

anyways they all were putting on their TUFF GUY Persona for the chick at the front desk (my best guess, kuz she is hot). as they are leaving the lil chubby one w/ a thin ass sorry excuse for a mustache does a FRONT THRUST KICK On the door to open it! kuz he is cool like that well as he kicks it forward (on the bar that unlatches it) the door doesnt move hardly at all but about 6 to 8 inches LOL, because its one of those handicap doors where u can push the button to open it and has the gears and shit that put up quite the resistance if u dont use the button. so he has to go into a RAGE to get the door the rest of the way open so he starts SLAMMING it forward as hard as he can by shoving it w/ both hands (he is going all out and its still only moving 3-4 inches at a time). so as he is going to town on this door making all SORTS of ruckus i say...

"Easy with that door killa, kuz it looks like its about to give ya a blak eye."

the lil squirt turns to me and goes "You want some of this mother fvcker" or maybe he called me bitch cant remember kuz it was such a shock! lol

by this time im out side walking towards my car and of course i reply
"Shit no, i aint going to jail for beatin da krap outta a lil 15yr old!"
and just keep on walking to my car
and i hear over my shoulder
"THATS RIGHT BITCH KEEP ON WALKIN!"

and heres the funny part.. after i said that remark about beatin da krap outta him all his lil chronies all turned at once towards me like a pak of hungry gremlins and i kinda got chills (hairs on bak of neck go up) kuz i was like SHIT .. ima gonna get knifed right here by 6 lil juveniles or even worse they probably have their daddy's gun w/ em and most likely wont even hesitate to use it (kids these days have no conciones (sp) about them) but i just kept walkin to me kar shot my igf and went home and i could see them in my mirror by their truck staring me car down LOL

so if im not on line later on then u all know i just got OFF'd by a group of hooligans...

***G-1000*** · 07-06-2006, 08:21 AM

Why cant you pic a fight with someone your own age.

I bet you could have get them to join your ninja club.

**biglouie250** · 07-06-2006, 08:27 AM

jeeez those kids parents deserve a beating. my gf's sister was at her bf's house for 4th of july and some punks came over (15 yo) the cops came i guess to seize the fireworks, they patted down the 15yo's and they had guns. mind you i live in an middle/upperclass ALL white, prodominantly white collar neighborhood. and these "hoodlums" are carrying guns......friggin sick!

**BARLOW** · 07-06-2006, 08:32 AM

bahaha tai....u should of bent him over ur knee and spanked him

***G-1000*** · 07-06-2006, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by biglouie250

jeeez those kids parents deserve a beating. my gf's sister was at her bf's house for 4th of july and some punks came over (15 yo) the cops came i guess to seize the fireworks, they patted down the 15yo's and they had guns. mind you i live in an middle/upperclass ALL white, prodominantly white collar neighborhood. and these "hoodlums" are carrying guns......friggin sick!

That is crazy. That is why i keep to my self for the most part. You just never know any more.

**Ufa** · 07-06-2006, 08:38 AM

You gotta be careful of little people. The have equaliziers! They always get
the drop on you. Best to always ignore.

**BADASS323** · 07-06-2006, 08:38 AM

did you just say "RUCKUS"!!??........lol

**Timm1704** · 07-06-2006, 08:56 AM

i fvcking hate teenagers in general. obviously, some are cool, but ones of which you speak of, i love showing them up. in my area the kids are unlikely to be tooled up, so place-put at will i say. the other day i was wearing a penguin suit, like a mascot costume which i have acquired, i decided to amuse my brother and his girl by wearing it into a local shop and go shopping. stood at the counter some 16 year old punk kid (who i know, but he didnt realise it was me dressed as a bird lol) says "is there any reason your dressed like that mate?" in the cockiest, most obnoxious way ever. i was so tempted to turn round, reply "not really kid, any reason why your such a miserable prepubescent fvcking idiot?" but then thought better of it, as there was a 4 year old infront of me with his mother, who surely would have been scarred for life from seeing a cute penguin getting aggresive lol.

**spywizard** · 07-06-2006, 09:03 AM

Makin friends and influencing people..

good decission on your part.. sometimes maturity does keep us alive..

**boxingbean** · 07-06-2006, 09:30 AM

lots of highschool kids are roid monkeys these days, in highschool, id see the queerest boys shoot up, and at partys be the first to fight, think most of it is in their heads, seein as how i scrapped a few n it was a joke...

**novastepp** · 07-06-2006, 09:56 AM

haha Tai good one. i would have done the same. no pint in starting shit w/ punks.

kinda of funny, but the overall meaning of a quote from (freaking) Dumb and Dumber kind of sums up actions these days (only in context not literally)

the guy says..."you don't kill people you dont know, thats a rule"

that kind of applys to fighting/starting shit with people these days. u don't know em, and people are f*cked up.

**stee** · 07-06-2006, 10:21 AM

just be honest tai there was no gang was there, the lil fat kid was on his own.
did you go back to the gym later on to clean up the shit you left there when he offerd you some action haha.

jk

fvckiing lil ****s, the govornment should do like they chiniese did 100yrs ago and just off the wasters.
shave their heads kneel them in a line and pop a cap in the back of their dome.

RA · 07-06-2006, 10:29 AM

We all thought we were badasses at that age. Best to ignore. I remember when I was hanging around with my buds and someone disrespected me, I'd rather take a beating then back down. People grow up. Every generation bitches about the next one.

**taiboxa** · 07-06-2006, 10:37 AM

and yeah yeah we all know THAT the situation woulda been different if TRENBULL was there w/ his GLOCK

**heavyrotation92** · 07-06-2006, 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

facial hair which looks like splotches of dirts, and a gangsta walk that would make SC Cringe.

that right there got me laughing out loud.

**stunner5000pt** · 07-06-2006, 10:56 AM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

and yeah yeah we all know THAT the situation woulda been different if TRENBULL was there w/ his GLOCK

there should be an AR service

call this member for this service

tren for guns
me for porn

**shortie** · 07-06-2006, 10:59 AM

The mental image I have of Tai tells me that these little fuks must be on drugs

-Good call walking away-I bet they were damn glad you did.

**firmechicano831** · 07-06-2006, 11:06 AM

I would of loved to beat the shit out of everyone of them. To teach them respect.

**Prada** · 07-06-2006, 11:20 AM

Next time take a picture. Id love to see these south central gangstars

**rake922** · 07-06-2006, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

the lil squirt turns to me and goes "You want some of this mother fvcker" or maybe he called me bitch cant remember kuz it was such a shock! lol

Your profile indicates that you're just under 300lbs and a cage fighter. This really amplifies the entertainment value of what he said to you.

**J-Dogg** · 07-06-2006, 01:31 PM

Sounds like my girls......LITTLE SISTER lol

**cfiler** · 07-06-2006, 02:57 PM

Good thing you didn't fight them. With the type of p*ssies out there today, they probably would have called the cops on you after.

**Hackamaniac** · 07-06-2006, 03:04 PM

tai was scurred

**chest6** · 07-06-2006, 06:34 PM

alll this hate for teenagers..Im a teenager

**jport1540** · 07-06-2006, 07:32 PM

what a bunch of little bitches! Chances are they did have a gun, punks like that dont rely on stregth or smarts to win arguments,just a trigger. It's sad

**Kale** · 07-06-2006, 07:40 PM

God I love America. Send the little fvckers here to Singapore and they will be sorted out in a hear beat...... screaming at the end of a cain !!!!!

**cmax** · 07-06-2006, 07:55 PM

I would have done something similar to what you did, but I would have been a total smart ass about it.

Some skinny little 18 year old shit a few weeks ago told me that he "offs people so watch out" and I asked him if he was "the one who offed Heath Ledger".

It's also really funny to pretend like you think that the person you're in a conflict with is some one famous. Some black dude got mad at me for no reason so I was like "oh my God it's Dave Chappelle!". I told him that he was hysterical in Half-Baked and asked him if he was still doing the Chappelle Show. He totally did not know what to do... It turned a hostile situation into a really funny one.

I can't get into any more fights either. I used to get into lots of bar fights, but now all the local cops know me and if I am involved in any altercations they automatically take the other parties' side.

**cmax** · 07-06-2006, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Kale

God I love America. Send the little fvckers here to Singapore and they will be sorted out in a hear beat...... screaming at the end of a cain !!!!!

Kale, I lived in Singapore for 5 years when I was younger (11-15 years old) and I have met my fair share of smart ass Singaporean teens.

I was quite good friends with a few of them as well and we would raise hell together.

This type of teenage stupidity is definitely not isolated to just the United States.

**Anabolios** · 07-06-2006, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

thats right heres how it went down at my gym

i just had great chest work out (WHICH you can view in my log for a single low payment of just 15.99!) and i was leaving.
as i was approaching the doors to exit there is this lil 'group' of obviously misfits that are in ages 14-16 as one had car keys in his hands
(definitely the leader of this rebel faction!)
so how do i know they were evil do'ers .. well they all had rag tag clothing, all wore their hats in every way but the CORRECT way, had piercings only women should have, krazy hobo hair cuts, "i wish i had facial hair'' facial hair which looks like splotches of dirts, and a gangsta walk that would make SC Cringe.

anyways they all were putting on their TUFF GUY Persona for the chick at the front desk (my best guess, kuz she is hot). as they are leaving the lil chubby one w/ a thin ass sorry excuse for a mustache does a FRONT THRUST KICK On the door to open it! kuz he is cool like that well as he kicks it forward (on the bar that unlatches it) the door doesnt move hardly at all but about 6 to 8 inches LOL, because its one of those handicap doors where u can push the button to open it and has the gears and shit that put up quite the resistance if u dont use the button. so he has to go into a RAGE to get the door the rest of the way open so he starts SLAMMING it forward as hard as he can by shoving it w/ both hands (he is going all out and its still only moving 3-4 inches at a time). so as he is going to town on this door making all SORTS of ruckus i say...

"Easy with that door killa, kuz it looks like its about to give ya a blak eye."

the lil squirt turns to me and goes "You want some of this mother fvcker" or maybe he called me bitch cant remember kuz it was such a shock! lol

by this time im out side walking towards my car and of course i reply
"Shit no, i aint going to jail for beatin da krap outta a lil 15yr old!"
and just keep on walking to my car
and i hear over my shoulder
"THATS RIGHT BITCH KEEP ON WALKIN!"

and heres the funny part.. after i said that remark about beatin da krap outta him all his lil chronies all turned at once towards me like a pak of hungry gremlins and i kinda got chills (hairs on bak of neck go up) kuz i was like SHIT .. ima gonna get knifed right here by 6 lil juveniles or even worse they probably have their daddy's gun w/ em and most likely wont even hesitate to use it (kids these days have no conciones (sp) about them) but i just kept walkin to me kar shot my igf and went home and i could see them in my mirror by their truck staring me car down LOL

so if im not on line later on then u all know i just got OFF'd by a group of hooligans...

i dunno why but i got so much enjoyment out of reading that story...lolol i think its because i write similarly detailed stories and make a joke outta everything hahahahaha

**Kale** · 07-07-2006, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by cmax

Kale, I lived in Singapore for 5 years when I was younger (11-15 years old) and I have met my fair share of smart ass Singaporean teens.

I was quite good friends with a few of them as well and we would raise hell together.

This type of teenage stupidity is definitely not isolated to just the United States.

Dude I am not suggesting it is isolated to the USA, but you and I both know that if these little fvckers get known to the police here they are dealt with appropriately. They can take kids off the street now and hold them for fourty eight hours and no need to tell anybody either. The Aussie kids here are shit scared to do anything wrong.

**IronFreakX** · 07-07-2006, 06:19 AM

that shit is annoying, they always do that if theyre in groups 5+ if less they shut their mouths and keep their distance.

Just ignore them, I carry a 15" knife with me and sometimes other stuff too but its not worth it unless they start doing anything physical with you.

**MAXIMA5** · 07-07-2006, 06:30 AM

I thought Ninjas could surgically remove little whigger gangsta's kidneys with a swift toss of a gift card?

**Smart-tony** · 07-07-2006, 07:23 AM

There are lots of young punks out there.I had a friend get into a fight with some and he was kicking ass until he got a bat in the back of the head and they started to jump on him and kick him,luck my other friend jumped in and pulled him out and when straight to the hospital,he was okay just a little banged up.The problem is there are so many your just better of walking away,but as i always say it a small world and we might see at the mall or some were when you alone so think twice.

I have seen lots of them alone and when up to them,and i say do you remember me and they say no,so i refresh them about the place and time,you should see there face just drop,then i say are you ready to go now.But i do know what i was like to be around my friends when i was young,so i let them walk and say you just have to watch your mouth there is always someone tougher out there.

**BlueAndromeda73** · 07-08-2006, 01:04 AM

Thats hilarious, I love the not smarter then the door/not smart to avoid a potential ninja ass whopping about thoes kids

**juiceboxxx** · 07-08-2006, 01:10 AM

watch out! they will probably throw rocks at your house, break the windows etc...

so carfull bro cuz they wont fight you they will probably try to get revenge.

**toofatbuilder** · 07-08-2006, 01:12 AM

oh tai. i would have just said f it and beat the shit outta all of them. i dont take very kindly to being called names.

**Badgerman** · 07-08-2006, 02:00 AM

I keep telling my sons not to fight........the loser might come back with a gun..........or they're going to sue me for their medical bills plus whatever.......not like it used to be where they could roll around a little and shake hands afterward........now they try to kill each other........and kids are so much meaner and in alot of cases stronger.......scary world

**MAXIMA5** · 07-08-2006, 07:59 AM

Originally Posted by Badgerman

I keep telling my sons not to fight........the loser might come back with a gun..........or they're going to sue me for their medical bills plus whatever.......not like it used to be where they could roll around a little and shake hands afterward........now they try to kill each other........and kids are so much meaner and in alot of cases stronger.......scary world

Sad but true. These little bitches know that they come out ahead no matter how the fight turns out. They go act like a punk and get themselves in a fight they can't win and hope that numbers beat fighting skill. If they don't get their asses kicked, then they can walk around thinking they accomplished something.

If they do get their asses kicked, they know they can sue, show up in court wearing a tie normal clothes, instead of sideways ballcaps and fake bling, and get a small fortune out of you because you're "older" and "bigger".

Our society rewards the lazy a55holes.