bros please help me ASAP, I think im becoming gay

[BeginTheProwl]

This is a very serious post, please dont make fun of me ok? I am trying very hard to remain straight here, but it is very hard at this point.
Lately, well always, I have never had any luck finding a woman to suck my cock and lick my shaven butt. Everywhere I go looking for girls, I am ALWAYS approached by guys admiring my masculine pecs. The guys seem to recognize my body and pride, and the girls never, ever check me out, and ever compliment me on my body...but guys ALWAYS compliment me. Last night, when I was walking through Queens looking for a girl on a desperate late night hunt for pootang, I was approached by a young, cute guy of about 20 years old...he came up to me, and said that I have a very nice chest, and felt it. For the first time, I was very, very turned on by him feeling my chest and admiring the power of it. Please keep in mind that I was very horny, and was looking for a f*ck at the time. We talked some bit, and then he asked if I wanted him to get me off somewhere. I was so tempted to just whip out the monster, close my eyes, and have him suck it, pretending it's a girl. I finally refused the offer, but later on the train ride back to NJ, as I was jacking off alone in the cart, I regretted my decision, and should have had him lick my cock. I was telling a guy at my gym about this story that happened to me last night, and he told me what's the difference between a guys mouth and a girls mouth...THEY ARE ALL THE SAME (tongue, teeth, spit)...so why pay 100 dollars to a hooker for a blowjob, when I could get one from a guy for free? He made a very good point about this from an economical standpoint. I am asking you guys, what should I do about this situation? Maybe I could start off with the guy licking my butt, and then slowly work my way to the blowjob??? Or I could do what the guy at the gym said, and get one of those girly wigs, and have him wear it so when I get the blowjob, looking down, it would look like a girl doing it...shit I could even have him wear lipsticks and shit..
anyways, please answer me asap with your advice...because I am resisting powerful thoughts of a giant black cock dancing right now, and it is very hard for me to do this...
I apperciate your advices...

[mwolffey]

ban him please, this has to be a joke

[mwolffey]

oh yea...1 more before the lockdown...goodnight!

[THE_DOME]

whatttttttttttttttttttttt get this stuff out of here

[spywizard]

just a little too graphic in descriptions..

try a dating service, or there are several "Gay" support web sites..