Riley Martin is the Best!

**MoneyAddyct** · 07-19-2006, 12:17 AM

Anyone out there know who I'm talking about?

He's this dude who thinks he was abducted by aliens when he was 7 (and every 11 years thereafter.) Howard Stern gave him a show on Sirius once or twice a month. He had a show last night. Great stuff.

www.thecomingoftan.com - Riley's website....funny stuff
www.rileymartindrinkinggame.com - You can play a drinking game to some of the stuff he said...I dont drink often but I can't wait to try it out. You can also listen to some of the crazy sh1t he says and the way in which he speaks (He's got the funniest cadence ever)

**STYLE74** · 07-19-2006, 04:23 AM

He is a wackjob but very funny!!

**MoneyAddyct** · 07-19-2006, 05:42 AM

I can't get enough. I could listen to that dude's bullsh1t all day long.

**biglouie250** · 07-19-2006, 08:13 AM

"Oh qwan tan gi wan!" dude he is great!!!! "ohh uhhh and what have you" he is pretty damn crazy!!!

here is another video...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUOno...riley%20martin

**Natty99** · 07-19-2006, 09:46 AM

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........Look man......... I love riley.

Listening to him makes me want to eat peyote and hang out in the Desert

**biglouie250** · 07-19-2006, 09:56 AM

he was on stern this morning and lost his marbles as usual. he's quickly becoming my fav wack packer. followed by crazy alice....."who dis?"

**MoneyAddyct** · 07-19-2006, 12:38 PM

HAHA...Riley on Springer...that's great! Crazy Alice is great too..."Arrivederci C*cksucker!"

**monstermasss** · 07-19-2006, 02:49 PM

where's my money howard!!!!! hes so full of $hit, but very entertaining!!
howard is god!!!

**MoneyAddyct** · 07-19-2006, 03:11 PM

Did you hear the phony phone call where Sal called into the Riley show and said his grandfather died of an anuerisym due to a probe in his head from an abduction? Sal said the aliens told him "abuglia-dada log-emu abug-ee-woo-gay-yew" [it's the clip that Howard sometimes plays...It's either African or gibberish, I dunno] but Sal said the aliens said that to his grandfather and could Riley please translate. Riley said it meant something like "You, too, are the children of [something] and we have come to dwell among you." Basically Riley translated non-sense. It was hilarious...I was almost on the floor.