Whacking it, damn you

[Kale]

I read an interesting article quite awhile back where 10 self-confessed
hardcore atheists were hooked to a polygraph machine and asked if they believed in God, or an almighty creator. Being atheists they all answered "no",
Nine out of the ten failed the test.
Anyway, just thought I'd throw that out there.

WTF has that got to do with wacking your joy stick six times a day

[-JaH-]

I read an interesting article quite awhile back where 10 self-confessed
hardcore atheists were hooked to a polygraph machine and asked if they believed in God, or an almighty creator. Being atheists they all answered "no",
Nine out of the ten failed the test.
Anyway, just thought I'd throw that out there.

very interesting...at least to me..im sure most will just say whatever

[Bojangles69]

i think i have control over my body and not my body over me. im not on test so i dont have that extra "kick" as you guys do(never been on test) as me being gay? no i have a girl friend and as i very religious and do not mess around with her. 99% of you shall call me gay and you can but i guess im living my life how i think i should

i had to address this:

your body will always control you more than you will control it. 70% of everything humans do is biologically driven. 30% from social pressure and conformity. (this is the means values) and people will always vary to degrees yet this has become a widley accepted rule of thumb.

and to be more accurate, your not CONTROLLING your body. your testes are still producing sperm, your still getting boners, your mind is still geared to have sexual thoughts on a daily basis. all your really controlling is a physical action. moreso, your body is designed to put you in a state of sexual discontent when you are not shedding old unhealthy sperm or are in the presence of an attractive woman. if you've controlled that state (which i dont believe is possible) your effectively sterile, or gay. but you say your horny so dismiss the previous statement.

not masturbating will gradually decline your sperm rate production, not only that but your seminal fluid volume will always be at a maxium capacity, this compounds the dilution of your individual ejaculates, Cause spem dies, but still needs to be stored in semen basically occupying dead space.

humans are designed to shed old, weak, futile sperm. they are also designed to produce new strong healthy sperm just as quickly.

your social conformity through religion basically tells your body IT is wrong. lets put is this way, our BODIES existed BEFORE religion. when my body is telling me something is wrong, putting me in a mentally uncomfortable situation, making me sexually tense or frustrated, i will always obey my body and realize im feeling this way for a REASON one that was instilled in my biology for survival and procreation not to worship someone i never met.

religion is fine, but religion is also a serious form of mind control. if you ever stop reading the bible and start reading history, you may notice discrepancies that will make you question your past loyalties for it. most religions teach us how to be moral, ethical, and righteous, but religion also teaches us how to be good sheep.


-this was not offered as a judgement or value based upon your choices and what is "right" or "wrong", just some food for thought.

[Kale]

i had to address this:

your body will always control you more than you will control it. 70% of everything humans do is biologically driven. 30% from social pressure and conformity. (this is the means values) and people will always vary to degrees yet this has become a widley accepted rule of thumb.

and to be more accurate, your not CONTROLLING your body. your testes are still producing sperm, your still getting boners, your mind is still geared to have sexual thoughts on a daily basis. all your really controlling is a physical action. moreso, your body is designed to put you in a state of sexual discontent when you are not shedding old unhealthy sperm or are in the presence of an attractive woman. if you've controlled that state (which i dont believe is possible) your effectively sterile, or gay. but you say your horny so dismiss the previous statement.

not masturbating will gradually decline your sperm rate production, not only that but your seminal fluid volume will always be at a maxium capacity, this compounds the dilution of your individual ejaculates, Cause spem dies, but still needs to be stored in semen basically occupying dead space.

humans are designed to shed old, weak, futile sperm. they are also designed to produce new strong healthy sperm just as quickly.

your social conformity through religion basically tells your body IT is wrong. lets put is this way, our BODIES existed BEFORE religion. when my body is telling me something is wrong, putting me in a mentally uncomfortable situation, making me sexually tense or frustrated, i will always obey my body and realize im feeling this way for a REASON one that was instilled in my biology for survival and procreation not to worship someone i never met.

religion is fine, but religion is also a serious form of mind control. if you ever stop reading the bible and start reading history, you may notice discrepancies that will make you question your past loyalties for it. most religions teach us how to be moral, ethical, and righteous, but religion also teaches us how to be good sheep.


-this was not offered as a judgement or value based upon your choices and what is "right" or "wrong", just some food for thought.

Bojangles

[stik]

Well, Jesus was the foundation for christianity and look at the torterous death
society placed on him. Sometimes the Truth hurts people SO much that they
will do anything to silence it...even though in their hearts they know it's true.
Most human beings HATE accountability. That's why they turn on Christianity
because Jesus taught that every action and motive will be judged by the Creator after death, and I personally believe it...but that's just my freewill
choice.

[dedic8ed1]

Well for about a year i have whacked the meat about 6 times and you get to the point of being so horny its so hard not to! i hate you

Yo man here's an idea blow the dust off your cock read the directions on how to use it,C'mon man 6 times that's pathetic

[Kale]

Well, Jesus was the foundation for christianity and look at the torterous death
society placed on him. Sometimes the Truth hurts people SO much that they
will do anything to silence it...even though in their hearts they know it's true.
Most human beings HATE accountability. That's why they turn on Christianity
because Jesus taught that every action and motive will be judged by the Creator after death, and I personally believe it...but that's just my freewill
choice.

Show me real scientific proof this happened. Then when you cant do that go look up the word Agnostic. !!!!!

[HORSE~]

Yall quit F#CKING this thread up and get back to JACKIN

And God bless you all!!!!

[stik]

Science will NEVER disprove God. The Hebrew and Christian texts explain God
as dwelling OUTSIDE the universe and outside of time, which BTW science theorizes is possible. Relativity and quantum mechanics have actually opened the door wider for the existence of God.

[Bojangles69]

Bojangles

ahahah i love you too baby!!

[HORSE~]

Science will NEVER disprove God. The Hebrew and Christian texts explain God
as dwelling OUTSIDE the universe and outside of time, which BTW science theorizes is possible. Relativity and quantum mechanics have actually opened the door wider for the existence of God.

I belive in God to even go to church

But I would like to know do you play with your stik

Or is that BAD!!!!

[Kale]

Science will NEVER disprove God. The Hebrew and Christian texts explain God
as dwelling OUTSIDE the universe and outside of time, which BTW science theorizes is possible. Relativity and quantum mechanics have actually opened the door wider for the existence of God.

Dude I wont screw up a perfectly good thread on wanking to argue the point with you about the existence of God. Have a nice day

[Bojangles69]

Science will NEVER disprove God. The Hebrew and Christian texts explain God
as dwelling OUTSIDE the universe and outside of time, which BTW science theorizes is possible. Relativity and quantum mechanics have actually opened the door wider for the existence of God.

theory isnt reality, science is. theory may be based on scientific ideas but science is the foundation, theory is the ambigous byproduct. and ive never read theories that claim time travel is possible except in back to the future. links would be appreciated..

also god will never be proved or disproved, (at least in my lifetime) he will always be an elusive ideal, as science will be always be real.

[HORSE~]

theory isnt reality, science is. theory may be based on scientific ideas but science is the foundation, theory is the ambigous byproduct. and ive never read theories that claim time travel is possible except in back to the future. links would be appreciated..

also god will never be proved or disproved, (at least in my lifetime) he will always be an elusive ideal, as science will be always be real.

He will be proved or disproved when you die

Now how many times a day do you wank it

[spywizard]

i think i have control over my body and not my body over me. im not on test so i dont have that extra "kick" as you guys do(never been on test) as me being gay? no i have a girl friend and as i very religious and do not mess around with her. 99% of you shall call me gay and you can but i guess im living my life how i think i should

wow....jk means (just kidding)...

good for you.. libedo does alot of things to one's personality.. masterbating 6 times a day is obsessive and not healthy.. don't believe me/?? ask a pshycologist...

[stik]

He will be proved or disproved when you die

Now how many times a day do you wank it

Ha! I like your quote Horse. I was married for ten years and got it on average of every-other day and still wanked it almost every day! The ironic thing is I would think of her every time. Now I'm single and it's about once a day.

[Bojangles69]

He will be proved or disproved when you die

Now how many times a day do you wank it

use to be a lot, but recently ive had another hand or 2 to do it for me

[stik]

theory isnt reality, science is. theory may be based on scientific ideas but science is the foundation, theory is the ambigous byproduct. and ive never read theories that claim time travel is possible except in back to the future. links would be appreciated..

also god will never be proved or disproved, (at least in my lifetime) he will always be an elusive ideal, as science will be always be real.

Time is relative. Changes in velocities or gravity change time or even stop it.
Einstein's general and special relativity theorized it but science later proved it.
And modern physicists believe gravity is made up of particles called gravitons
which hold matter together. But they don't know how. The bible says all things that are seen and UNSEEN, i.e. particles, are held together by the will of God.

[HORSE~]

Ha! I like your quote Horse. I was married for ten years and got it on average of every-other day and still wanked it almost every day! The ironic thing is I would think of her every time. Now I'm single and it's about once a day.

You seem like a cool dude bro

May you have many wonderful jacks in your future

FYI Dig your faith in God it helps in life to have faith

Just dont stop jackin because of it

[Bojangles69]

Time is relative. Changes in velocities or gravity change time or even stop it.
Einstein's general and special relativity theorized it but science later proved it.
And modern physicists believe gravity is made up of particles called gravitons
which hold matter together. But they don't know how. The bible says all things that are seen and UNSEEN, i.e. particles, are held together by the will of God.

so even if we could manipulate gravitons which supposively hold matter together, what does matter have to do with time?

all i know is the past isnt real as is the future as is really time. time is a trusted system of order kinda like currency. so traveling into something that doesnt exist is impossible.

and to stay on topic.. mizfit that is one hell of a calve muscle.

[Ufa]

I can't believe this perverted thread hasn't been locked.

[HORSE~]

I can't believe this perverted thread hasn't been locked.

Do you play with your peter????UFA.....

[Ufa]

When you get my age it's hard to find it.

[HORSE~]

When you get my age it's hard to find it.

ROFL!!!!

[Kale]

When you get my age it's hard to find it.

Dude you need more Test !!!!!

[Ufa]

I got this little string so I can find it.

[stunner5000pt]

Biblical scripture can be subject to interpretation. Numerous loophols exist... no set in stone meaning exists

[Anabolios]

what a legacy for this guy to have huh..after being here less than a month we know that he touches his peepee once every 2 months i wonder when he is due for another "wack job" hahehhaeheheheahahahahaha

[Moe-mentum]

what a legacy for this guy to have huh..after being here less than a month we know that he touches his peepee once every 2 months i wonder when he is due for another "wack job" hahehhaeheheheahahahahaha

Haha,...
holy ****, 69 replies to this thread.

[stik]

You seem like a cool dude bro

May you have many wonderful jacks in your future

FYI Dig your faith in God it helps in life to have faith

Just dont stop jackin because of it

It's a Texas thang, bro.

[shortie]

69 + 1 replies to a discussion of spanking the monkey and the bible-Helluva day here in Steroidland.

[Herris]

I'm up to 6 times today and it's only 10:30 in the morning. ;-)

[Pooks]

FORNICATION - it's all a sin

yah but is it a sin, not knowing what fornication means?

[bor]

Mate I have half a dozen, in every colour !!! I saw this in a porn site I was surfing a while ago. God some people have ingenious minds !!!

"jana demos how to use a flashlight"

[boxingbean]

hahahaha man, what a funny thread...wait....wait WAIT...if your gf beats if for you...or orally....does that count as masturbation on urself?????? fornification???

WHELP OH WELL>>>!!! SUMTHINGS GOTTA GET ME UP FOR WORK, out to eat, movies, weekends, jogging, gym, shopping, visitations, etc....

[cfiler]

I think that it's very respectable that you do try and follow that lifestyle. Does your gf follow the same way?

[-JaH-]

I think that it's very respectable that you do try and follow that lifestyle. Does your gf follow the same way?

yes she does, and thanks

[GUnit33]

i think i have control over my body and not my body over me. im not on test so i dont have that extra "kick" as you guys do(never been on test) as me being gay? no i have a girl friend and as i very religious and do not mess around with her. 99% of you shall call me gay and you can but i guess im living my life how i think i should

I think you're full of shit.

[NCNPC29]

even when my girlfriend and I had sex 2+ times a day I'd still jerk it a couple times a day! now she's gone though and I'm lonely...

lolololol... I flew my G/F in to see me back before I was married and hadn't seen her in about a month (Long distance relationship)... the first day I ****ed her 5 times... I was on suspension/testoviron /anadrol and decca... the freaking wind would blow and my shit was hard... at the end of the night I had to put ice in a baggie and put it on my dick and nuts... we went to the mall the next morning and had to leave after 20 minutes because she couldn't walk due to the soreness..lolololol...so freaking crazy...

[Superhuman]

lolololol... I flew my G/F in to see me back before I was married and hadn't seen her in about a month (Long distance relationship)... the first day I ****ed her 5 times... I was on suspension/testoviron/anadrol and decca... the freaking wind would blow and my shit was hard... at the end of the night I had to put ice in a baggie and put it on my dick and nuts... we went to the mall the next morning and had to leave after 20 minutes because she couldn't walk due to the soreness..lolololol...so freaking crazy...

well, we lived together so that was a daily thing for us!! I couldn't imagine being on all that in addition to how horny i already am, shiiiiiit