New Diet

[StoneGRMI]

I have a Mutt mix dog & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart
and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been
sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard as he staggered out the door

[StoneGRMI]

Nobody has tried this diet yet? Come on!

[DamnYouMSN]

lol i got a good laugh out of that.

[Information]

i was getting ready to move it to the diet forum, but i think it should stay here.

[mwolffey]

lol...i love it

[manc]

now that is too funny

[Panzerfaust]

Bwahahahahahaha

I actually laughed out loud..good one biatch.

[Timm1704]

thats a classic smart-ass right there. wish id have been there

[cfiler]

That's hilarious!