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  1. 10-19-2009, 11:08 AM #47561
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    voland you got any work yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by sigman roid View Post
    voland you got any work yet
    Vulva got woked?
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    Nop. Just got my leaflets samples, tomorrow i'll be printing some hundreds and start spamming the city with em. Let see if i succed at my humble goal: 2 clients in the first month.
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    I want to see some boobies
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    Quote Originally Posted by jccnewbie View Post
    fruity nuts from brazil with a bananna?
    BIG banana
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    Quote Originally Posted by jccnewbie View Post
    I want to see some penises
    ewww homoerotism!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    ewww homoerotism!
    What? your homo erectus.... gross
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    Quote Originally Posted by jccnewbie View Post
    What? your homo erectus.... gross
    Erection is dangerous i keep popping other peoples eyes on daily basis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    Erection is dangerous i keep popping other peoples eyes on daily basis.
    Eyes popping out in disbelief that a penis could be that small?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jccnewbie View Post
    Eyes popping out in disbelief that a penis could be that small?
    wrong. I get asked dude, are you okay?? you are dragging that big boa all over the place someone could step on it...they pity me for me enormous falicocius.
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    woooooooo hoooooooooooo
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    Your a sock stuffer don't lie
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    i VERY selective when i comes to socks, i'm no slut
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    I need some new socks
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    if shoes did not exist...would socks exist?! BAAAM! braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain teaser111
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    baby socks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    if shoes did not exist...would socks exist?! BAAAM! braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain teaser111
    boobies
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    Quote Originally Posted by jccnewbie View Post
    boobies
    without socks people will die of cold and feetoric infectin and no more people will breeed and there will be no boobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voland View Post
    without socks people will die of cold and feetoric infectin and no more people will breeed and there will be no boobs.
    nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo!!!!!
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    watermelons are ghey because people perform intercourse in them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    watermelons are ghey because people perform intercourse in them.
    It's like juicy watermelon baby
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    Yeah dsm does
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    i like kiwis. Those bitches are hairy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    i like kiwis. Those bitches are hairy.
    You use kiwis like anal beads
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    This is wut happens when you have unprotected sex with watermelons....



    watermelon abortion boosts. Its a crime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jccnewbie View Post
    You use kiwis like anal beads
    hey! got any beef with hairy kiwi rectums?

    reported
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    I'll have some salmon and tomatoes for dinner today
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    ewwww
    Thirsty?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jccnewbie View Post
    Thirsty?
    naaah just took some herb tea and water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Voland View Post
    naaah just took some herb tea and water.
    "SPECIAL" herb?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jccnewbie View Post
    "SPECIAL" herb?
    naaay, i'm straighedge. no drugs for me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    erection
    squirt
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