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    Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
    A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

    Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
    A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

    Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: A good start!

    Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
    A: His lips are moving.

    Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
    A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

    Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
    A: Professional courtesy.
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    Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
    A: Not enough sand.

    Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
    A: To practice.

    A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
    The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

    Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
    A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

    Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
    A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

    Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
    A: The lawyer charges more.
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    Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
    A: The caterer.

    Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?
    A: Lipstick.

    Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
    A: Your Honor.
    Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
    A: Senator.

    Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
    A: Accountants know they're boring.

    Q: What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?
    A: A jury.

    Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
    A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

    Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
    A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

    Q: What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
    A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

    Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
    A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

    Q: What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?
    A: One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

    Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
    A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

    Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
    A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
    Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
    A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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