My job is better than yours

[SMYL_GR8]

I'm a cosmetic dentist so basically I make a sh!tload of money and have most female patients worshiping my talents.

First I drill 'em . . . . then I DRILL 'em!

[Smak]

I'm a cosmetic dentist so basically I make a sh!tload of money and have most female patients worshiping my talents.

First I drill 'em . . . . then I DRILL 'em!

And a big guy clientelle as well in Fort Lauderdale if you know what I mean.

[Smak]

How much you bank a year SMYL?

[big L 17]

i valet park in downtown austin

[Phreak101]

i valet park in downtown austin

As of today right? Congrats!

[big L 17]

ya i start next week i was working in a grocery store and f that thanks

[STYLE74]

I'm a concrete truck driver here in NYC.

[SMYL_GR8]

How much you bank a year SMYL?

Let's just say I can hang with NFL benchwarmers.

[lil herc]

My job is not nearly as good as some of yours but it has its perks
Im a service mechanic in the oil patch,,downside i had to move to a bumpkin town in northern bc,almost to alaska,goodside pretty slack work and take home 2-5gs every 2 weeks... depends on how much OT i work

[cfiler]

I work in my own office (I am a senior loan officer at my branch) inside of my branch which is inside of a big corporate building.

I sit facing a giant window which looks out at the lobby (on the 1st floor), and there is a modeling agency upstairs.

So basically I get to stare at models all day when they walk up to the directory looking for the agency. Definitely makes cold calling a lot more fun!

Anyone else have cool things like this?

You job is way better than mine. Mine sucks! I'm tech support, and it totally blows. I hate it.

[Lucius Leftfoot]

My job is not nearly as good as some of yours but it has its perks
Im a service mechanic in the oil patch,,downside i had to move to a bumpkin town in northern bc,almost to alaska,goodside pretty slack work and take home 2-5gs every 2 weeks... depends on how much OT i work

damn...did i read that right? a mechanic making 2-5gs e2w?

[Lucius Leftfoot]

i make decent money...but i hate my job. i'm an instrument technician in louisiana. i bring home about 4-5g's a month.

[lil herc]

damn...did i read that right? a mechanic making 2-5gs e2w?

actually a service mechanic,its a fancy name for jack of all trades,i do everything from running heavy equipment to pipeline installs to pulling wrenchs,if i only work my 40hrs/week i take home 2grand and anything i work over that is double time,decent cash but im stuck in the middle of nowhere,but at least they got a nice gym here!

[Surferboy]

I am what's called a locum traveler in Radiation Oncology. I travel the country treating cancer patients. All my bills, my truck, my food, my running around money, my travel expenses, everything is paid for by my agency and I make double that of a staff employee. It's like a permanent paid vacation. In addition, I sometimes get to play on the hospital golf teams tournaments on fridays and get paid not to work at all! My wife comes with me, as well as our two dogs, it's great!

[perfectbeast2001]

Nearly forgot Im a part time stripper for Hen parties. So that's kind of fun!

[Bojangles69]

I work in my own office (I am a senior loan officer at my branch) inside of my branch which is inside of a big corporate building.

I sit facing a giant window which looks out at the lobby (on the 1st floor), and there is a modeling agency upstairs.

So basically I get to stare at models all day when they walk up to the directory looking for the agency. Definitely makes cold calling a lot more fun!

Anyone else have cool things like this?

i hate you, you and your job
i work in a broken down ghetto ass pet store infiltrated with old angry greviously maladjusted alcoholics on wellfare during the weeks, and frantic little blabbering, finger knockn on fish glass, dog peeing and shitting on floor, spoiled rotten litte brat kids on the weekends.

only good thing about my job is the occasional hotty, and the fact ive been there for a while and know my shit, but g/damn i cant wait to start a real f**kn career, or just get new job that pays better till i graduate.

[Bojangles69]

Nearly forgot Im a part time stripper for Hen parties. So that's kind of fun!

someone kind of shoot me plzzz

[poloblue]

no, no, no, i have the best job of all of you guys. i do nothing but spend money and party everyday!!!! i hit the florida lottery for a lot of mills.. and im only 35yrs old. talk about never having to work again. o yeah all the women!!!!!

[ironpumpindoc]

i am a doc of pharmacy . . . and i work at wal-mart, but only because they pay me more than any one else will (gross about 140k including overtime) not too bad, but 6 years of school though, and a lot of fat old people trying to tell me all there problems . . . like i care!

[Bojangles69]

yeh one of my friends works for coors lite, he gets paid to go to bars and clubs to promote them. if you see his myspace profile youll want to cry. he knows so many chicks its unbelievable, but he also likes drinking a lot so i dont really hang with him anymore.

[Bojangles69]

no, no, no, i have the best job of all of you guys. i do nothing but spend money and party everyday!!!! i hit the florida lottery for a lot of mills.. and im only 35yrs old. talk about never having to work again. o yeah all the women!!!!!

is this a joke? your profile say your a landscaper, unless you mean your own land.

[STYLE74]

no, no, no, i have the best job of all of you guys. i do nothing but spend money and party everyday!!!! i hit the florida lottery for a lot of mills.. and im only 35yrs old. talk about never having to work again. o yeah all the women!!!!!

[Nelstar]

drugs

[zodiac666]

unemployment for 6 months baby! eat, sleep, train, and fvck/jerk off

well i think i'll take a little nap before WVU kicks off

[godkilla]

i work as a doorman in a bizzy night club on the weekends and for special events. most of the patrons are female and most of them are sexy. i basically get paid to stand around and get mauled by girls. o yeah, there is hardly any probs in this club either. i guess only an idiot would be thinking fight with this many horny girls around. seems to keep the men happy anyways.

[Timm1704]

i sell heroin to children.......

[wascaptain5214]

know you joking bro....but that aint funny

[Red Ketchup]

I'm a firefighter, when I'm not running calls I'm watching TV, lifting weights, or eating. I work 24 on/48 off

Ditto

I'm paid to work out, play cards and watch TV or sleep... oh and run calls now and then

Add to that the adrenaline rush of a good call and every chick on the planet lovin' us and you got the PERFECT job.

We run a 10/14 shift here (4 days on, 7 off, 3 nights, 5 off, 2 days+24 hrs+3 nights, 4 days off)

Man they pay me for this!?

Red

[Sage]

my job is lame, i design custom databases for restaurants and hotels worldwide. I have all the ugly/dorky looking women in my department and have to share a cube with an Indian guy where everyday he smells like cooked anchovies. The only thing that keeps me there is a sweet azz paycheck.

I do have a full use of company gym which is not that bad at all.

[anthony220]

While I can say some of you jobs sounds like a barrel of fun, I would say I can't see myself doing anything else. My job is something that is not for everyone but yet anyone can do.

I trade stocks for a living from a personal account, self taught from the start with a learning curve of about 1 year, but since 2003 I have be able to make quite a comfortable place on earth for myself. To say anymore would be in bad taste but actually I look forward to Monday-Friday 9:30 to 4pm which are market hours unless its a holiday. And the freedom I'm able to have with a wireless laptop is something most dream of, with the ability to trade from almost any pristine location like the beach from coast to coast. I have always been interested in trading since High School and always knew this was how I want to live my life.

[Nelstar]

know you joking bro....but that aint funny

charles manson is your icon

[Ejuicer]

I'm a gym manager and I get paid for talking about exercise and nutrition all day. I can work out while getting paid and most of the time it isn't a problem to get in as many meals as I want throughout the day. Plus my office overlooks the gym floor and is directly lined up with all the treadmills, which definitly tends to distract me from my work on a regular basis.

[goodcents]

I'm a gym manager and I get paid for talking about exercise and nutrition all day. I can work out while getting paid and most of the time it isn't a problem to get in as many meals as I want throughout the day. Plus my office overlooks the gym floor and is directly lined up with all the treadmills, which definitly tends to distract me from my work on a regular basis.

Mine was too at ballys, you could look out over a sea of pussy and pick what you wanted (oh how we only remember the good parts )

[FLBMWMech]

Nearly forgot Im a part time stripper for Hen parties. So that's kind of fun!

Actually... I think I may copy your business model
I hear those women get crazy (which is good... )

[Mizfit]

Mine was too at ballys, you could look out over a sea of pussy and pick what you wanted (oh how we only remember the good parts )

Wow i work with dirty old men, old japanese dudes and a lot of fat women..

I look forward to warmer weather because the sprinkler guy is pretty hot

[spencer]

She does have a sister that looks just like her. But she is in England.

I'm still shocked my short ass is getting her to marry me

where abouts in england

[Big_J]

I work in a supplement shop... so all i do all day is drink protein shakes and educate people on the difference of steroids and supplements. Let me tell you i get asked sum f@(#$^* up questions.

[daem]

I'm a strategy consultant...I get paid to fly all over the world and "solve" business problems that have no clear-cut answer so people that make way too much money get even richer at the expense of the real people that ultimately deserve much more.

Working with c-level executives on a daily basis is fun, and has perks that extend beyond normal jobs, I suppose.

Leaves very little personal time, and is stressful...Not conducive to eating right, getting enough rest, and keeping a consistent training schedule.

I'm becoming disenchanted these days, however.

I admire everyone that makes a difference every day, especially since I can't really see the effects of my work until a stock price moves in the positive or negative direction.

[audis4]

I'm a cosmetic dentist so basically I make a sh!tload of money and have most female patients worshiping my talents.

First I drill 'em . . . . then I DRILL 'em!

hell ya!!! I'm on my way...............

[T3/T4 GSR]

ya i start next week i was working in a grocery store and f that thanks

No offense because I don't know how you drive but if I pulled up to a valet and saw it was a chick parking my car I would probably cringe.