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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    the head was better than the actual lay, she def knew what she was doin
    fat chicks love to eat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    fat chicks love to eat!


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    lol somewhere...the same girl saw the same picture and is like "wtf... i f*cked a guy from miami vice??

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    rofl

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    rofl
    You're jealous cause he thinks I look like a hot dude.....

    Wait, who are you talking about Zimmy?

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    im pissing at the thread lmao.

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    Quote Originally Posted by collar
    im pissing at the thread lmao.







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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    You're jealous cause he thinks I look like a hot dude.....

    Wait, who are you talking about Zimmy?

    LOL$%$#@%$%#$%$#@%@$#%$#

    i know you're young...but that young? Being refered to as a cast member of the original miami vice is no compliment

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    zimmy dont worry about ifx, half time his not in this planet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy
    LOL$%$#@%$%#$%$#@%@$#%$#

    i know you're young...but that young? Being refered to as a cast member of the original miami vice is no compliment
    OH SHIT!

    Not THAT guy

    I hate you

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    wtf r u guys complaining about, ill **** anything that moves..

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    Quote Originally Posted by farrebarre
    wtf r u guys complaining about, ill **** anything that moves..

    is that why my Chicken is limping today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bear-StrengthWithin
    is that why my Chicken is limping today?
    lol i gave her a good run, btw dont eat her..kinda ehum..left a hm something in there

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    Quote Originally Posted by farrebarre
    lol i gave her a good run, btw dont eat her..kinda ehum..left a hm something in there
    will the hen lay a chuman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timm1704
    will the hen lay a chuman?
    lol that was so boring i laughed my ass off

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    Quote Originally Posted by farrebarre
    lol that was so boring i laughed my ass off
    lol, im in a very bland and dry mood hehe

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    I'll admit chubby girls may not be much to look at but every one I've been with has been a damm tsunami in bed! They'll suck you dry and come back for more.

    (I'm sayin chubby here, not fookin obese!)

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    This thread reminds me of a song I love to hum all the time...


    "You're pretty when I'm drunk"
    Bloodhound Gang

    One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
    To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
    Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
    Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
    And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
    And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
    Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
    Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
    M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
    Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
    Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
    After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
    Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
    A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
    With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
    I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
    [X4]
    (And I'm Pretty ****in' Drunk)
    Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
    Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
    You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
    But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
    Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
    Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
    And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
    Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
    It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
    I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
    It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken

    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]

    Regrets I've Had A Few
    First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
    For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
    Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
    You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
    Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The ****in' Hutt
    You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
    I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry
    It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
    So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
    I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
    Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
    I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
    But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
    Lived In Your Pants
    At That Junction I Came To Realize
    That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
    Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
    That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
    You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    And I'm pretty ****ing drunk

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    i got raped by a fat chick once i was passed out and woke up with her riding me while my one buddy sat at end of bed laughing. i also porked this porker i know cuz she has a hot face if she lost like 40lbs shed be dynamite

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    Been broken up without sex for 3 weeks now. I am ready to be the wingman and jump on a grenade for someone, lets roll

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    alcohol was invented so even ugly fat people get laid
    Thank god i dont drink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    alcohol was invented so even ugly fat people get laid
    Thank god i dont drink
    I'll take your beers.


    ....bring on the cougars

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    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails OMG I fvcked a fat ugly chick!!!!-beer.gif  

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Ketchup
    This thread reminds me of a song I love to hum all the time...


    "You're pretty when I'm drunk"
    Bloodhound Gang

    One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
    To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
    Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
    Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
    And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
    And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
    Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
    Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
    M.S.G.¹S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
    Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
    Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
    After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
    Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
    A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
    With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
    I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
    [X4]
    (And I'm Pretty ****in' Drunk)
    Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
    Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
    Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
    You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
    But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
    Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
    Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
    And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
    Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
    It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
    I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
    It's A Ménagé A Trois You And Me And Heineken

    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]

    Regrets I've Had A Few
    First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
    For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
    Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
    You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
    Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The ****in' Hutt
    You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
    I Smelt Tuna Melt But I Wasn¹T Gonna Worry
    It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
    So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
    I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
    Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
    I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
    But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
    Lived In Your Pants
    At That Junction I Came To Realize
    That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
    Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
    That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
    Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    (You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
    You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
    And I'm pretty ****ing drunk
    damn that's some funny sh*t I'm gonna download it right now!

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    interesting....

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    post the pic of the fat chick already

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    It says, Too big, only under 180LBS....or was she 200lbs??..................

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    I want to see the pic of the fat chick too. I once went out with this Puerto Rican cutie that I had met online. She was fat though and said she loved sucking dick. I told her to give me a blow and she said no because then I wouldn't fu... her. She was right and I didnt get or do either. lol

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    i'll bang a fat chick....i just dont tell anybody afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by farrebarre
    wtf r u guys complaining about, ill **** anything that moves..
    Yeah, I know... Farre fuks anything that moves, mann..... When he comes over to my house.... tha fish stop swimmin....(Eddie Murphy)
    Last edited by mmaximus25; 09-08-2006 at 08:36 AM.

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    I dont think any of my friends found out... never had to eat shit from my old buds... I just dont think thats every gonna happen again unless theres money involved... ya know not alot but fukin some kinda money...

    Shit this can be a service,,, these fat chicks need pipe too... and thats gott be good for something.... like paying for my fukin truck!!!! I need this Bike too man... I think this is really gonna happen... just how do you get started with shit like that... ya know,,, like that tee shirt says "Slump Busters", but reverse cuz u know shes in a slump... she may have never had some muscle guy eat her nahnah.... wait... that might fuk ur head up...Im sacred this might fuk ur head up
    but theres gotta be some rules and some compensation... a... fukin...swap...,

    Iron you should go demand some kinda payment... if she says no... start goin... did you like it? huh? bet you wanna get tagged again? huh??? never had had sweet meat like that huh???
    Bet you want some sausage between those sausage fill legs of yours huh?????
    WANNA! GET! PORKED! U!! PORKER!!!!!!............... hand over 200 DOLLAHHH!!!!$

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    Dude i fvcked a Gothing fat chick.... ITS all good...

    you just gotta move the rolls around till you find the hole

    YOU gotta do what you gotta do to get off am i right??

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    and this chick was prob about hmmm 340lbs.... was last year meet her at the gas station

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    fat girls are like mopeds..
    fun to to jump on..
    but you wouldn't wanna get caught by your mates riding one

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    ahhhh saw another pic....not only is she fat and ugly....she is damn huge!!!!

    6' 2" or something!!!!!!

    Fvck.......


    Im in my happy place.......no1 can get me in my happy place............Fhuge fat ugly chicks...dont exist in my happy place......only girls who look like nicole.......

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    Hey Iron,
    Big girls need love too. Just consider it a public service, if you ever get in trouble with law tell them you've got community service credit in your account.

    That wardrobe makes you look like a Columbian drug lord.

    M.

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    @ironfreak is it the one in your avy? she looks pretty gruesome to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by magic32
    Hey Iron,
    Big girls need love too. Just consider it a public service, if you ever get in trouble with law tell them you've got community service credit in your account.

    That wardrobe makes you look like a Columbian drug lord.

    M.
    Yeah OOOOOKAY!!!

    The only fun thing about them is that you can sleep with ur back on them for comfort and they dont mind


    @ironfreak is it the one in your avy? she looks pretty gruesome to me!



    No....thats not her.....

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