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    The 1st thing women do in the morning

    Men upon waking always touch thier Willie...

    women always touch thier mouth...

    strange but true...

    women always touch thier food with thier tongue before putting in thier mouth..

    again true...

    men just shovel it in...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Men upon waking always touch thier Willie...

    women always touch thier mouth...

    strange but true...

    women always touch thier food with thier tongue before putting in thier mouth..

    again true...

    men just shovel it in...
    Interesting....will have to see when I wake up...
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    Maybe the woman should just touch her mans dingus with her mouth upon waking? That'll satisfy the initial urges of both parties.

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    First thing women do is open their mouths. STFU in the morning , god damn !

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    first thing i do when i wake up, is say my little prayer, then go bathroom wash up.

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    the first thing i do is try to justify sleeping for another hour........but i never let myself win

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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    Men upon waking always touch thier Willie...

    women always touch thier mouth...

    strange but true...

    women always touch thier food with thier tongue before putting in thier mouth..

    again true...

    men just shovel it in...
    well if man touches his willie, and women touches her mouth.
    i think man should just put his willie in her mouth when he wakes up and they will both be happy!!
    i may have to try this sometime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    well if man touches his willie, and women touches her mouth.
    i think man should just put his willie in her mouth when he wakes up and they will both be happy!!
    i may have to try this sometime
    I have tried and the reasultes are not what you would hope for.......

    Either you get punched in the balls........

    Get your dick bit.......

    Or both.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    I have tried and the reasultes are not what you would hope for.......

    Either you get punched in the balls........

    Get your dick bit.......

    Or both.....
    hmm well it took thomas edison 1000 failed attempts to find a light bulb that worked so i think in order to be successful at anything in life you must try at least a minimum of 1000 times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    hmm well it took thomas edison 1000 failed attempts to find a light bulb that worked so i think in order to be successful at anything in life you must try at least a minimum of 1000 times
    If you try this 1000 times your nuts will be beaten into mush and you dick will be bitten off........

    Good luck with your future advetures you are going to need it........

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    If you try this 1000 times your nuts will be beaten into mush and you dick will be bitten off........

    Good luck with your future advetures you are going to need it........
    lmfao!!
    may god have mercy on my balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    lmfao!!
    may god have mercy on my balls.
    And also with your DICK............

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    Just make your bitch toss your salad.....save your poor package.

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    I drink a ton of water when I wake up, eat and take my supps then off I go...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    well if man touches his willie, and women touches her mouth.
    i think man should just put his willie in her mouth when he wakes up and they will both be happy!!
    i may have to try this sometime
    Yep..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    Maybe the woman should just touch her mans dingus with her mouth upon waking? That'll satisfy the initial urges of both parties.

    Lord, please forgive me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mavsluva
    Maybe the woman should just touch her mans dingus with her mouth upon waking? That'll satisfy the initial urges of both parties.

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    Amen!

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    i touch my eyebrows

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    Quote Originally Posted by KhrisiGirl
    Interesting....will have to see when I wake up...
    well??? it's been a day.. what do you do...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    i touch my eyebrows
    that's right... you said you always have perfect eyebrows....
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard
    well??? it's been a day.. what do you do...
    The touch the mouth part was right but the tongue thing was wrong.
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