My Change and Under@$&# Was Stolen

**V_Vandetta** · 09-21-2006, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by goodcents

Where was he at, 2 feet from the window looking down inside the suv with her in it. We have a suspect:
Male roughly 6-7 foot tall
smoker
not too bright
leaves shlt behind
not interested in music or doesn't yet own a cd player
lucky person (judging by how he found her car unlocked with the "blue g-string left inside)

An all points bulletin has been issued for this individual, we believe he will be found next to a vending machine, if you come into contact with this person do not attempt to apprehend him, throw him whatever change you have and contact the police at once

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bro sitting in a car 50 feet away with a pair of binoclars ... (spelling) but sure it may sound funny but when you have delt with people like stalkers and molesters see the wake of the destruction they casue and the things they ar capable of... well to me its not a funny thing... now a days you have to take things like this serious ... if not you become the victim

**Pinkvelvet** · 09-21-2006, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by goodcents

So just so I understand, the night this person went through your car is also the night you forgot to bring in your underwear

You don't bring in your purse when you go in to tan?

No...after the gym..i grab my lotion...goggles..and just head in to tan..that day...I snuck my panties under my t-shirt till I got out of the tanning salon..and just put them in my console till i got home...and forgot them there!

And, I'm sure I'm not the only woman who does this...i just happened to have no place to hide them that day when I left..geez..you men need some hand holding to get up to speed sometimes.

Where is Miz when I need her...help a sista out!

**Slick Arrado** · 09-21-2006, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by goodcents

I meant her walking out of a tanning salon holding her underwear in her hand. I have owned my tanning salon since March of 99' and have worked it almost everyday and have never seen anyone do that (I've seen every other kind of shlt you wouldn't believe, but that's another story

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Sorry to hear that PV. Hopefully it was just a random act. Mister GoodCents, please please please elaborate. Start another thread if you must.

**goodcents** · 09-21-2006, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

No...after the gym..i grab my lotion...goggles..and just head in to tan..that day...I snuck my panties under my t-shirt till I got out of the tanning salon..and just put them in my console till i got home...and forgot them there!

And, I'm sure I'm not the only woman who does this...i just happened to have no place to hide them that day when I left..geez..you men need some hand holding to get up to speed sometimes.

Where is Miz when I need her...help a sista out!

**gixxerboy1** · 09-21-2006, 11:33 AM

The guy is probably wearing the g-string as right now in the gym as he is doing squats.

**goodcents** · 09-21-2006, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

The guy is probably wearing the g-string as right now in the gym as he is doing squats.

ouch

**rake922** · 09-22-2006, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

Just to give you a background...after the gym, i tan..and sometimes putting on underwear afterwards grosses me out, and I'll place it in my console till I get home

IMO, It grosses me out for somebody to be throwing dirty sweaty panties in the console of your car.

Seriously that's pretty sick.

**Mizfit** · 09-23-2006, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by rake922

IMO, It grosses me out for somebody to be throwing dirty sweaty panties in the console of your car.

Seriously that's pretty sick.

I haven't ever done the console thing - but i stick my bra in my purse all the time.

Like u don't have things u do when no one is watching - everyone does

**Carlos_E** · 09-23-2006, 07:58 AM

Ignore rake922. His sense of right and wrong is slightly warped. How is throwing a pair of under wear loose in a back pack or gym bag any different from throwing it in a glove box.

***G-1000*** · 09-23-2006, 08:31 AM

Im sorry pink. But i needed some thing to wear to bed at night. I wil give them back in a few days. But the next set i get can they be blue. But no lace thins time i get a rash from that.

**goodcents** · 09-23-2006, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I haven't ever done the console thing - but i stick my bra in my purse all the time.
Like u don't have things u do when no one is watching - everyone does

That reminds me of a funny story. I had a big fan on a stand in the lobby going one day and I noticed that almost every women that came in said oooohhhh! I thought it was weird till about the end of the day a good "girl" friend of mine told be what it was. The cold air was making them nip right away

so I started looking and sure enough they were popping out everywhere

(alot of women don't wear a bra to go tan or take it off afterwards like mizfit said)

**GUnit33** · 09-23-2006, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

So....I head out to my vehicle this morning which is parked behind my garage. I notice the "door open" light is on; so I open and close...hmm...still on. I get out and check all the doors around my suv. I get to the passenger door and notice it ajar and a mitt from my console on the ground. Shit..I forgot to lock the doors last night.

I check inside..and sure as shit...someone took the change out of my cup holder. Just small change really. I think to myself...maybe I should check the rest of the vehicle. Papers are still there....cd's still there....I have a cooler in the back, pillows, blankets....some important paper work..still all there.
I look in the console again....and, I feel as though something is missing.

(Just to give you a background...after the gym, i tan..and sometimes putting on underwear afterwards grosses me out, and I'll place it in my console till I get home)

Well...I forgot to take it out this time...and guess what the perv took...UGH...my friggen underwear!!!!!

I feel so violated...ewwwwwwww!
And, what really pisses me off, is that they were one of my favs..blue, g-string!!!!!!

Today I decide to check my suv just one more time, and I'm looking under the passenger seat as though this person probably did. I find a package of cigarettes sitting there..I laughed my ass off...only because the change I had amounted to only about $3.00..and dumb ass drops a pack of smokes in my car that probably cost him $8.00!!! So, he's actually out some money...lmao! Guess there's a moral to this story. Hopefully he realizes this.

Jackass is probably sniffing my undies right now...gross!!!!

**GGallin** · 09-23-2006, 12:37 PM

Its wasnt me!

**spywizard** · 09-23-2006, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I know the feeling. I have a laundry service do my laundry and it's run by a creepy old gay guy. I noticed that I had underwear and socks missing. The weird part, they will mysteriously reappear a few weeks later and another pair will go missing. My brother thinks he's keeping them long enough for the funk to wear out then he replaces them with a new dirty pair.

The only reason I haven't complained is the guy picks up, washes, folds, irons, sews, fixes buttons, delivers ... The whole 9 and does it for free.

now see, i have to pay $1 per lb for mine... but i love the service, my wife hates it though, they don't fold her panties right... ahhhahaaa

**Carlos_E** · 09-23-2006, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

they don't fold her panties right... ahhhahaaa

That is to funny!

**pumpd4lif** · 09-23-2006, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

He used the change to rent a porno movie to go with the g string.

lmao

**Mizfit** · 09-23-2006, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

now see, i have to pay $1 per lb for mine... but i love the service, my wife hates it though, they don't fold her panties right... ahhhahaaa

Yes it's hard to fold dental floss

**Beefyman** · 09-23-2006, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

Ignore rake922. His sense of right and wrong is slightly warped. How is throwing a pair of under wear loose in a back pack or gym bag any different from throwing it in a glove box.

dude everyone is wrong to you O.o