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10-05-2006, 09:39 PM #1
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You know you are a fitness freak or bodybuilder when....
....people always say, "didnt you just eat like 2 hours ago"?
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10-05-2006, 09:41 PM #2
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....when your GF starts to get up close and personal with you and you ask yourself: "damn I got to go to the gym and Ill be drained"
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10-05-2006, 09:45 PM #3
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when you consider your jug of water to be an accessory
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10-05-2006, 09:45 PM #4
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....staff at your grocery store say: "buying the same old again"?
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10-05-2006, 09:46 PM #5
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...when your friends say "your going to the gym again today?"
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10-05-2006, 10:01 PM #6
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when your best buds were people who you met in the gym at the squat rack
when you met your girl friend while she was at the squat rack
when the first time you experienced roid rage .. it was at someone doing curls on the squat rack
ah the squat rack - what a magical place!
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10-05-2006, 10:24 PM #7
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Your forearms are too exhausted to masturbate.
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10-05-2006, 10:25 PM #8
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Originally Posted by Prada
B-I-N-G-O-, and bingo was her name-0
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10-05-2006, 11:22 PM #9
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Your nickname at your dorm is "eggwhites"
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10-05-2006, 11:39 PM #10
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your pwo shake is the best tasting "food" you ingest all day
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10-05-2006, 11:50 PM #11
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mmm pwo shake...tastes like candy
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10-06-2006, 12:35 AM #12
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When the people at the school cafeteria have ur plastic cup waiting for you at the exact same time every morning so you can fill it up with some coffee and do ur am cardio...and the omelette guy has ur omelette already made just as you enter the cafe after your done with ur cardio...YES IM PATHETIC WE KNOW!
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10-06-2006, 12:57 AM #13
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what kind of omelette?
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10-06-2006, 01:03 AM #14
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Originally Posted by JDawg1536
I have been there
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10-06-2006, 01:38 AM #15
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Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
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10-06-2006, 03:19 AM #16
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I met my closest friend in the gym over 2 years ago.
Love him like he's my own bro.
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10-06-2006, 04:18 AM #17
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When you wake up in the morning with a raging 2-hour boner,
and at night you're too exhausted to even think about having sex.
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10-06-2006, 04:19 AM #18
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When you plan your entire week around your injection/gym schedule
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10-06-2006, 06:20 AM #19
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Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
priceless
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10-06-2006, 06:22 AM #20
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When you got the Olympia pay-per-view online and had friends over to watch it.
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10-06-2006, 06:45 AM #21
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When people who ignored you in the gym start being friendly and asking what you have in your shaker bottle.
when normal people ask you to list your foods for the day to their friends and they all giggle in disbelief.
When you walk down the street in the summer and groups of drunk guys shout "STEROIDS " at you.
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10-06-2006, 07:11 AM #22
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when the chicks in the gym refer to you as "the muscley guy"
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10-06-2006, 07:17 AM #23
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and when you're a senior in college and you stayed in all last weekend to watch it instead of going out like the rest of your friends Originally Posted by Dangerdan
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10-06-2006, 07:25 AM #24
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Originally Posted by Dangerdan
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10-06-2006, 07:46 AM #25
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Originally Posted by JDawg1536
NEVER!!!!
I dont really train my forearms.
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10-06-2006, 07:49 AM #26
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Originally Posted by Prada
NEVER!!!!
I dont really train my forearms.
Apparently you do, just not at the gym
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10-06-2006, 07:51 AM #27
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I love this thread. For people who dont live the lifestyle, we're odd ducks. Glad Im not the only one
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10-06-2006, 07:55 AM #28
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#1 way to know your a bodybuilder. People will ask you for advice and during conversation will say "I mean, I....I... dont want to be as big as you or anything.........."
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10-06-2006, 08:10 AM #29
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You go out for the day and take all your meals with you.
You have more than one set of gym clothes.
You have to regularly buy new training gloves.
You inspect every packet at the supermarket for nutritional content and quickly put it back when you see the high fat levels.
You see overweight and out of shape people and swear to never end up like that.
You can't get "normal clothes" to fit.
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10-06-2006, 08:58 AM #30
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when you purchase
4 bags of 6# of skinless/boneless chicken breast and a 12 lb turkey breast, and you cook all weekend..
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10-06-2006, 09:05 AM #31
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people call you 'carpets' even though you make a concious effort to keep your arms tucked in to your sides when walking/standing. sure you english boys will know what i mean. lol i used to get this so much, as my lats were one of the first grooups to grow, so i wasnt big, but my lats were, and thus my walk didnt suit the rest of my body lol
regular people always try and drop thje word 'steroid ' into a conversation.
when you go out on the town, every gym newbie you walk past either looks wounded and deflated, or even better, sticks their chest out and tries to look bigger and mean.
when someone in the car park complains as another car has blocked them in, so you grip the car with an alternate grip, clean and jerk it up, and crank out afew reps of military press, just for a laugh
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10-06-2006, 11:01 AM #32
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Carpets! Yep, good one! Originally Posted by Timm1704
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10-06-2006, 11:06 AM #33
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when you suddenly have loads of women all over you!
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10-06-2006, 11:10 AM #34
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nah, thats just called being me Originally Posted by shifty_git
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10-06-2006, 11:14 AM #35
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When the guys that used to be bigger than you & never acknowledged you in a bar or at the club, now want to shake your hand & give you respect & offer you a job workin the door... WERD
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10-06-2006, 11:41 AM #36
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Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001
In short, when you can just smell the jealousy!
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10-06-2006, 11:51 AM #37
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When you keep a blender in your office at work and have half of your filing cabinet full of supplements.
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10-06-2006, 11:54 AM #38
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yea, fat women cause im so big... Originally Posted by shifty_git
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10-06-2006, 12:43 PM #39
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Chest 6, its an eggwhite omelette with onions,peppers,mushrooms,tomatoes - two of them at that and 4 egg whites...MmMm
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10-06-2006, 12:54 PM #40
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very true. Originally Posted by JDawg1536
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