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  1. 10-11-2006, 12:07 PM #1
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    Too tired to bang: What a bummer!

    I never thought fatigue would get between me and sex but I'm falling asleep on the job. You see, my Latina works everyday and by the time we get to my place it's about midnight and I'm pretty tired. I'm good for about 15 minutes but once I climax, I involuntarily nod off and she's ready for seconds and thirds. I tell her, when she is able to get off on a Sunday (like normal humans) I'll show her how to "get off" on Sunday - superfreak style. But as a mortal, I need sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dura
    I never thought fatigue would get between me and sex but I'm falling asleep on the job. You see, my Latina works everyday and by the time we get to my place it's about midnight and I'm pretty tired. I'm good for about 15 minutes but once I climax, I involuntarily nod off and she's ready for seconds and thirds. I tell her, when she is able to get off on a Sunday (like normal humans) I'll show her how to "get off" on Sunday - superfreak style. But as a mortal, I need sleep.


    Damn bro, that sucks... I'm glad i'm a super mortal
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  3. 10-11-2006, 12:27 PM #3
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    I'm always tired with work, school, and working out twice a day...it blows, I'm always tired as shit...
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  4. 10-11-2006, 10:09 PM #4
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    haha that shits funny i'm always tired too..i was wasted and bangin this swamp donkey one time an as soon as i went on my back an let her ride it i passed out..right before i busted it though its like my brain made me wake up cause i knew and opened my eyes wide and tossed the chick off me..i dont want no babies!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kloter1
    and we care why>?
    try making WE, I instead. might be easier to answer that way.
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    An orgasm is nature's sleeping pill.
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  9. 10-12-2006, 11:36 AM #9
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    You cared enough to respond! That's why!

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    and we care why>?
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    A strap-on and a smiley face mask and your good to go.
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    The other night, I actually started snoring in the midde of sex. My girlfriend that it was funny that, in her words, my member stays awake although I fall asleep! I only wish I had the energy that my member has!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LBT
    A strap-on and a smiley face mask and your good to go.
    LOL, that would be great
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    Bangin a swamp donkey!

    HAHA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HULKBOY
    haha that shits funny i'm always tired too..i was wasted and bangin this swamp donkey one time an as soon as i went on my back an let her ride it i passed out..right before i busted it though its like my brain made me wake up cause i knew and opened my eyes wide and tossed the chick off me..i dont want no babies!!!
    hahahahahah swamp donkey lololo
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    i need 9 hours or im a zombie
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foskamink
    i need 9 hours or im a zombie
    i tend to have a MUCH better day if I only get 6 hours of sleep, but I usually oversleep and get 9-10 so I feel like sh*t and I miss my 1st meal
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