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    you have to admit that it was funny though right?!?! A little bit? yes you have a verdy verdy nice fat body thier haha

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    I personal think very few will get it. I tell you what, everytime I see it, I'll crack up laughing haha bless your heart carlos

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    Quote Originally Posted by salmon1
    Interesting how we are allowed to ridicule fat people and it's alright to joke about fat people being dumb.

    However poking fun at the homosexual community is not tolerated on this board

    Hmm..
    I'm not making fun of fat people. I posted an article from a British news site.
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    What's a lesbian?
    Just another woman trying to do a man's job.


    HAHA

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    Leave the fatties alone!!

    I dunno if being funny qualifies for being a genius but these two fat ****ers crack me up!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    I personal think very few will get it. I tell you what, everytime I see it, I'll crack up laughing haha bless your heart carlos
    Wait till I post my contest picts with "fat and proud" plastered across them.
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    Two gays are walking down Market street in San Francisco when they spot a stud muffin coming their way. "I hear he is a great lay," says one.
    "No shit?" says the other.
    "Well," replies the first, "Just a little once in a while."

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    Do you think your precontest training would work for somebody not doing a contest? I'm on my first cycle 1cc of sust EOD I haven't noticed crap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    Two gays are walking down Market street in San Francisco when they spot a stud muffin coming their way. "I hear he is a great lay," says one.
    "No shit?" says the other.
    "Well," replies the first, "Just a little once in a while."
    I have a question... Do straight guys have their woman clean before anal sex? Because if they don't that is disgusting. All the bottoms I know "douche" before hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    Do you think your precontest training would work for somebody not doing a contest? I'm on my first cycle 1cc of sust EOD I haven't noticed crap
    How long have you been on?
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    Ohhh yeah my girl cleans she pretty much loves it. She'll go on a lquid diet and some other stuff. I never had shit on my dick and it's never once smelled bad i've had anal sex with her like 8 times WHOAAA she's amazing haha

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    just started my 5th week today I have a 20ml of tren a as well haven't touched it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    Ohhh yeah my girl cleans
    I've stayed over a guy's house before and he had this shower head attachment thing. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was a shower attachment to rinse off with. I showered using the damn thing and the guy walks in and says I USE THAT TO CLEAN OUT MY ASS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    just started my 5th week today I have a 20ml of tren a as well haven't touched it
    PM your diet and training routine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I've stayed over a guy's house before and he had this shower head attachment thing. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was a shower attachment to rinse off with. I showered using the damn thing and the guy walks in and says I USE THAT TO CLEAN OUT MY ASS!
    I think my friend has one of those my buddy is Gay... hahaha man ohhh mann atleast you know it's gotta be clean lol

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    and one more tihng i thought of


    so, what about skinny kids who grew up to be fat. were they smart then, dumb now. was a dum fat kid who is now a skinny adult not dum any more ,is a skinny 20 year old genious who took the tests as a fat 55 year old now dumber than skinny people

    so stupid. this article was probably in some chick magazine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E


    You're such a butthole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I've stayed over a guy's house before and he had this shower head attachment thing. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was a shower attachment to rinse off with. I showered using the damn thing and the guy walks in and says I USE THAT TO CLEAN OUT MY ASS!
    I would have had to kill myself, or at least scrub with acid. That is like the epitome of getting owned. Wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I've stayed over a guy's house before and he had this shower head attachment thing. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was a shower attachment to rinse off with. I showered using the damn thing and the guy walks in and says I USE THAT TO CLEAN OUT MY ASS!
    how come the guy walked in while you were in the shower??? hmmmmmm


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    Quote Originally Posted by salmon1
    Interesting how we are allowed to ridicule fat people and it's alright to joke about fat people being dumb.

    However poking fun at the homosexual community is not tolerated on this board

    Hmm..
    Try starting a thread about terrorism and Islam, you'll get the same results...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I have a question... Do straight guys have their woman clean before anal sex? Because if they don't that is disgusting. All the bottoms I know "douche" before hand.
    LMFAO!! As I was reading the thread and got to the joke....I fell out I just knew you'd have a sissy question as a comeback...tsk tsk...lets not get testy now Carlos_E ROFLMAO!!!

    I may have to report your "insensitivity" to fat, or as you should be saying, weight-challenged people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    PM your diet and training routine.
    Sent it to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I see you don't get sarcasm. I made a joke because of your spelling error.
    I was joking too carlos. My comment wasn't as obvious though I guess. My bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phreak101
    Try starting a thread about terrorism and Islam, you'll get the same results...
    Yes sir!! Gotta watch out for the "sacred cows"...oops...probably can't say sacred...sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git
    how come the guy walked in while you were in the shower??? hmmmmmm

    Cause he got into the shower with me. Why else?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teabagger
    LMFAO!! As I was reading the thread and got to the joke....I fell out I just knew you'd have a sissy question as a comeback...tsk tsk...lets not get testy now Carlos_E ROFLMAO!!!
    How is asking if women clean their ass being testy? I hear straight men make jokes about pulling out a shitty dick so I wonder do you have dirty anal sex.

    ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    Sent it to you
    Why the eye roll? Do you want advice or not. If not I will delete.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Cause he got into the shower with me. Why else?
    I guess that comment would make you fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GUnit33
    I guess that comment would make you fat.
    You see I'm wearing my fat and I'm proud sign!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    How is asking if women clean their ass being testy? I hear straight men make jokes about pulling out a shitty dick so I wonder do you have dirty anal sex.

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    lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    You're such a butthole...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    You see I'm wearing my fat and I'm proud sign!
    True dat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shifty_git
    how come the guy walked in while you were in the shower??? hmmmmmm

    Carlos is gay, therefore he does not mind when men walk into the shower with him.

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    carlos your fat

    actually, I am
    we can be fat together though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Why the eye roll? Do you want advice or not. If not I will delete.
    guess i better learn the faces didn't know it was an eye roll how about this one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    guess i better learn the faces didn't know it was an eye roll how about this one
    Better!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    How is asking if women clean their ass being testy? I hear straight men make jokes about pulling out a shitty dick so I wonder do you have dirty anal sex.

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    Because it was a funny joke...nothing more...can't you laugh at yourself?? I can laugh at myself..its healthy, it means I'm secure with who and what I am...Now you may consider it dirty anal sex when a guy does his girl in the ass and pulls out a shitdick....I just consider it to be expected, considering where his pecker's been. I guess the moral is, don't stick you dick somewhere it shouldn't be, or you may end up with shit on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teabagger
    Because it was a funny joke...nothing more...can't you laugh at yourself?? I can laugh at myself..its healthy, it means I'm secure with who and what I am...Now you may consider it dirty anal sex when a guy does his girl in the ass and pulls out a shitdick....I just consider it to be expected, considering where his pecker's been. I guess the moral is, don't stick you dick somewhere it shouldn't be, or you may end up with shit on it.
    If you pull out shit berries you need to have your lady douche! Sex isn't fun when they smell like they took a dump on the sheets.
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