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    HaHa well then your missing out brother cause my girl screams so loud when it's in her ass and talks dirty the whole time she freaking loves it and i tell you what their ass is sooo tight omgoshhh plus when she takes care of her self and no smeel no shit it's pretty much AMAZING!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    If you pull out shit berries you need to have your lady douche! Sex isn't fun when they smell like they took a dump on the sheets.
    Guess he has never had a lady the took care of herself hahah

    But I roll like you if i smeel shit I'm difff turned off and have to get the **** out of their.

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    Quote Originally Posted by audis4
    carlos your fat
    I know. I'm headed to the gym for MORE cardio.

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    A little berry here or there doesn't bother me. Doucheing the bung hole or the vagina is not a good thing anyway....damages the mucos membranes and then interferes with the organs ability to function properly. Nature takes pretty good care of our systems if we don't screw with them too much...no pun intended.

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    Carlos I swing both ways and I think your a little cutie pie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teabagger
    A little berry here or there doesn't bother me. Doucheing the bung hole or the vagina is not a good thing anyway....damages the mucos membranes and then interferes with the organs ability to function properly. Nature takes pretty good care of our systems if we don't screw with them too much...no pun intended.
    hahaha dudeeee I didn't get it till you said no pun intended

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    Guess he has never had a lady the took care of herself hahah

    But I roll like you if i smeel shit I'm difff turned off and have to get the **** out of their.
    Pretty funny guy aren't ya noob?? Listen, if you roll like Carlos, then you're not doing chicks...so which is it noob?? Or do you swing both ways??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teabagger
    Pretty funny guy aren't ya noob?? Listen, if you roll like Carlos, then you're not doing chicks...so which is it noob?? Or do you swing both ways??
    See post 86.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teabagger
    Pretty funny guy aren't ya noob??
    Who is the noob?

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    I think he pretty much missed it haha I swing both ways. Only certain guys turn me on. I have sex with girls in the clit and ass and i mess around with guys only if there really cute duhhh gosh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Cause he got into the shower with me. Why else?

    thats all fine then! aslong as he wasnt pinching ya wallet!

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    He has alot more post then i do perhaps that makes me the noob. It's cool man i'm not hurt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Who is the noob?

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    Guess he's the noob.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    Carlos I swing both ways and I think your a little cutie pie
    I don't date or screw bi men. I like them gay all the way. Let me know when you're gay and 100% bottom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    See post 86.
    Well there ya go!!

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    Gym time... Whoever invented cardio should be shot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Gym time... Whoever invented cardio should be shot!
    Either way they are dead already, last laugh is yours until you puke after 60 mins of fast walking with a 6% incline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I don't date or screw bi men. I like them gay all the way. Let me know when you're gay and 100% bottom.
    haha way too hard to be 100% for me and 100% bottom lol I'm starting to move back over to more ladys but once in awhile there are some cute guys

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    LMFAO at this thread.......

    Fat people are dumb,before you have anal sex with anybody you should ask them to dosche,Teabager does not do this there for his name is fitting and surfstud18 ocasionaly takes one in the bum from pretty guy's.....Is that pretty much the jist of the whole thread or did I miss something??

    This has been a very informative read I learned alot today ROFLMAO.......

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    HAHAHA NOOO WAYYY MANNN I'VE NEVER EVERRRRRRRR took one in the bum i've let a few guys give me head and THAT'S IT never even kissed a guy haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    HAHAHA NOOO WAYYY MANNN I'VE NEVER EVERRRRRRRR took one in the bum i've let a few guys give me head and THAT'S IT never even kissed a guy haha
    Thats gay in my book. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IronReload04
    and one more tihng i thought of


    so, what about skinny kids who grew up to be fat. were they smart then, dumb now. was a dum fat kid who is now a skinny adult not dum any more ,is a skinny 20 year old genious who took the tests as a fat 55 year old now dumber than skinny people

    so stupid. this article was probably in some chick magazine
    Haha. The fat ones who become skinny, stay dumb silly.It might get a little better but just like your heart doesn't recover completely and magically it's kinda a permanent thing. And I guess the genius just becomes average.

    (Oh and to avoid confusion this whole post is just a joke. )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surfstud18
    HAHAHA NOOO WAYYY MANNN I'VE NEVER EVERRRRRRRR took one in the bum i've let a few guys give me head and THAT'S IT never even kissed a guy haha
    Then we would not do anything besides stand and look at each other saying "No, you do it. I ain't doin' that!"
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    Carlos...according to this study you are fat!

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    Luckly this post is about fat = stupid and not stupid = fat cause if that were the case then I'd say a good 60% of you guys would be fatasses ... lol jk

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Then we would not do anything besides stand and look at each other saying "No, you do it. I ain't doin' that!"
    awww come on Carlos that's selfish! when I'm with my girl/a girl I love to give and receive... nothing like burying my face in some wet juicy puanani!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    awww come on Carlos that's selfish! when I'm with my girl/a girl I love to give and receive... nothing like burying my face in some wet juicy puanani!
    He did not say he would not toss their salad only that he would not be placed as a bottom......

    Would you trade postions with your chick and take it up the ASS?????

    I think not and nor would he........

    BTW I think fat folk's are stupid........

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    Fat people hurt my eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by juicejunkie2
    Luckly this post is about fat = stupid and not stupid = fat cause if that were the case then I'd say a good 60% of you guys would be fatasses ... lol jk
    Well said!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by horse2006
    He did not say he would not toss their salad only that he would not be placed as a bottom......

    Would you trade postions with your chick and take it up the ASS?????

    I think not and nor would he........

    BTW I think fat folk's are stupid........
    hmm... i've let chicks stick their fingers in my @ss from time to time, would that count??

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    Is this post about fat people, or arse shagging, or arse shagging fat people? PMSL

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    All of the above.
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    Fat People Are Stupid, Because If They Were Smart They Would Diet, Be Healthier And Live Past 45. Stupid Fat People!

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    Omg I typed like Ross.

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    If Fat People Were Smart They Wouldnt Be Lazy, They Would Cook Healthier Meals Instead Of Stuffing They're Fat Faces With Mcdonalds 4-5 Times A Week.

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    If Fat People Were Smart They Would Have Great Paying Jobs, Hence Being Able To Get Lypo Suction And Gastricbypass Surgery And They Wouldnt Be Fat Anymore.

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    I've done a thread about 'fat people', feel free to check it out.

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    this thread is completely hilarious now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Superhuman
    hmm... i've let chicks stick their fingers in my @ss from time to time, would that count??
    Naa... let her stick you with her dildo. That would count.


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