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10-16-2006, 03:43 PM #1
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Chuck Norris....
This is for all the chuck norris fans
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10-16-2006, 03:44 PM #2
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Chuck norris is the reason why WALDO is hiding HAHAHAH
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Chuck norris went to Wendy's ordered a big mac and GOT IT
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10-16-2006, 04:02 PM #4
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I shot Chuck Norris and he died
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10-16-2006, 04:09 PM #5
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chu7ck norris sued the show 'law and order' for using righfull names of his left and right leg as the name of their show and won.
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10-16-2006, 04:14 PM #6
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That's Bull S H I T you didn't kill chuck that's narley impossible
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10-16-2006, 04:18 PM #7
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when chuck norris jumps in a pool, he doesnt get wet....the pool gets chuck norris
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10-16-2006, 04:19 PM #8
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behind chuck norris's beard is another fist.
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10-16-2006, 04:23 PM #9
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Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, but the GRIM REAPER hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
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10-16-2006, 04:23 PM #10
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HAHAHA the boogey man checks his closet for chuck norris before he goes to bed at night
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10-16-2006, 04:23 PM #11
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Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.
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10-16-2006, 04:24 PM #12
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HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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10-16-2006, 04:25 PM #13
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the down-syndrome out of a 14 year old boy.
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10-16-2006, 04:26 PM #14
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HAHA HOLY **** That's sooooo goood Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
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10-16-2006, 04:37 PM #15
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chuck norris ate a 72 oz steak in one hour.......he spent the first 45 minutes ****ing the waitress
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10-16-2006, 04:38 PM #16
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steven seagal may be above the law, but chuck norris defies laws of the universe
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10-16-2006, 04:39 PM #17
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We need to get Magiver in here
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10-16-2006, 04:40 PM #18
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the big bad wolf was huffing and puffing on the front door, than chuck norris' roundhouse kick went through the door and then through the skull of the wolf
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10-16-2006, 04:41 PM #19
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guns dont kill people, chuck norris kills people
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10-16-2006, 04:41 PM #20
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chuck norris doens not sleep, he waits
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10-16-2006, 04:42 PM #21
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and my favorite
chuck norris does not go hunting.......HE GOES KILLING
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10-16-2006, 04:43 PM #22
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Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.
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10-16-2006, 04:43 PM #23
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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10-16-2006, 04:45 PM #24
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man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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10-16-2006, 04:48 PM #25
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When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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10-16-2006, 04:50 PM #26
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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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10-16-2006, 04:53 PM #27
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Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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10-16-2006, 04:54 PM #28
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Chuck norris kicks himself in the face to shave since thats the only thing that can cut his beard
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10-16-2006, 04:58 PM #29
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Chuck Norris: Tai killa.
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10-16-2006, 04:59 PM #30
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Chuck Norris once at a WHOLE CAKE... BEFORE his buddies could tell him there was a stripper in it!
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10-16-2006, 05:00 PM #31
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it takes chuck norris longer to kill Tai than to kill the average person Originally Posted by GUnit33
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10-16-2006, 05:01 PM #32
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Chuck norris can devided by 0
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10-16-2006, 05:01 PM #33
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haahah i freaking love this
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Thats my fav one ever! Originally Posted by taiboxa
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10-16-2006, 05:08 PM #35
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.
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There is no such thing as evolution....there are only those animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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10-16-2006, 05:39 PM #38
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Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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10-16-2006, 05:44 PM #39
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The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. cancer
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Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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