A little joke BBers might enjoy

**Nathan** · 07-09-2002, 12:03 PM

Davey enjoyed the smell of his own farts so much that he made himself a special suit.

**adaptations** · 07-09-2002, 12:09 PM

**Nathan** · 07-09-2002, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by adaptations

If I have to explain it then it must be a bad joke. I thought it was funny. The guy likes the smell of his own farts so he made an air-tight suit to lock them in.

**adaptations** · 07-09-2002, 12:20 PM

Alright i get that...does the picture have anything to do with it?
maybe im looking into this joke a little too much

**Nathan** · 07-09-2002, 12:27 PM

Jesus fuck this is getting massacred. I will NEVER make another joke as long as I live. Look, picture the guy in the suit there. You can't see his face but you're supposed to imagine him in ecstacy with like his eyes closed and his nostrils flared as he takes a deep wiff of his flatulence. Ah forget it.

**THE BIG RED MACHINE** · 07-09-2002, 12:31 PM

Speaking of flatulence, did you happen to get all of the old rice out of your system?

**palme** · 07-09-2002, 12:32 PM

LOL

Nothing wrong with the joke nathan it was ok.

**Nathan** · 07-09-2002, 12:35 PM

Thanks palme. I wanted a picture with the guys eyes crossed in the suit but that's kinda hard to find ya know. Hard enough to find a good suit that would work.

Yeah Machine all the rice is gone. Thanks. It was just Saturday that I felt like shit. Went all out on squats the next day so I was better.

**adaptations** · 07-09-2002, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by Nathan
Jesus fuck this is getting massacred. I will NEVER make another joke as long as I live. Look, picture the guy in the suit there. You can't see his face but you're supposed to imagine him in ecstacy with like his eyes closed and his nostrils flared as he takes a deep wiff of his flatulence. Ah forget it.

Poor nathan.....

jk

**tt333** · 07-09-2002, 12:57 PM

I get it. He puts on a air tight suit so he can smell his on farts. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

**Nathan** · 07-09-2002, 01:07 PM

Now we're talkin'.

**Pete235** · 07-09-2002, 01:08 PM

Just duck under the covers when you fart in bed...same effect.

**Man-at-Arms** · 07-09-2002, 02:02 PM

My girl loves the good ol Dutch Oven!

**Ozzy** · 07-09-2002, 02:16 PM

Nathan, I think the 2 day old rice affected your brain bro

. Or is it giving you gas , and thats how you came up with this

.

**rangerdudeleads** · 07-09-2002, 02:32 PM

is he griting his teeth and veins all poped out on his body from straining so hard?

**Nathan** · 07-09-2002, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by rangerdudeleads
is he griting his teeth and veins all poped out on his body from straining so hard?

No. He's already farted in the pic he's just reaping the benefits.

**MisterClean** · 07-09-2002, 03:05 PM

corny joke!

**G Child** · 07-09-2002, 04:12 PM

Ok cheese tits, we got it now.

**Tock** · 07-09-2002, 05:23 PM

There's an old Icelandic proverb:
"Every man like the smell of his own farts." It's listed at
http://www10.brinkster.com/mshades/quotes/p.html
I happen to concurr.

**RageControl** · 07-09-2002, 05:35 PM

so wait the suit is air tight ?

j/k

**The French Curler** · 07-09-2002, 06:11 PM

That same joke is on a birthday card that I gave to my uncle! Nathan, are you hiding something here???

**THE BIG RED MACHINE** · 07-09-2002, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by Pete235
Just duck under the covers when you fart in bed...same effect.

Jesus Pete, you and Bert sure have some weird forms of foreplay.

. Hey man, whatever floats your boat (fuckin crazy Maritimers).

**BigMike J** · 07-10-2002, 01:09 AM

Have any of you ever threw a fart at somebody? I like doing that to my gf when i get those bad really stinky protein farts. When i feel a fart coming on i'll just put my hand back there fart in it, and THROW THAT MOTHERFUCKER at my woman.. why the hell is she still with me. Now that's love.

**Little Jonah** · 07-10-2002, 02:29 AM

huh hahahha

**Sema** · 07-10-2002, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by Nathan

Vaginas are your friends.

LOL, now thats a good one

**Nathan** · 07-10-2002, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by The French Curler
That same joke is on a birthday card that I gave to my uncle! Nathan, are you hiding something here???

I'm sure it isn't an original joke. I didn't steal it though if that's what you're accusing me of. Bastard. It took me like 30 minutes to find that pic on an historic scuba diving website.

**skid** · 07-10-2002, 10:00 AM

i still don't get it

**MisterClean** · 07-11-2002, 02:02 PM

neither do I

**Terinox** · 07-26-2002, 12:55 PM

Oh man, the real joke is the joke after the joke! Get it???

hahahahahaha!!!

Man you gotta be careful, sometimes people do "fart attacks" on you and it's pretty bad. Like the ones where your cousin walks up to you and just lets a really nasty one rip right in front of your face!!!

EWWW!!!

***Pheedno*** · 07-26-2002, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by Terinox

Man you gotta be careful, sometimes people do "fart attacks" on you and it's pretty bad. EWWW!!!

Yeah, thats my training partner. We train in his garage. 110 with the heat index. I'll be spotting on a squat or any thing for that matter and the frickin turd machine will just let all go. With that heat and humidity(Houston) the shit just lingers like no other. I thinking about finding another training partner and kicking his ass out of his own garage.

**adaptations** · 07-26-2002, 02:33 PM

Bwahahahahahahaaaa

Nathan that was the funniest joke ever buddy!

jk messin with you

**The French Curler** · 07-26-2002, 11:14 PM

That guys pretty nasty, Pheedno.

**Kärnfysikern** · 07-28-2002, 06:13 AM

man fart attacks are so fun. Every friday when me and my buddies have our eating day we close my room and let it go. Good damn it smells awful. Especialy during the bulk periods

But my god damn friend has a more powerfull ass then mine I guess because he always beats my farts

(anyone know a way to chemicaly enhance(sp?) the farts

?).