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    JuiceHead VS Bodybuilder

    Just had this forwarded to me and I had a quick chuckle out of it

    Found thsi very ammusing and almost choked lauging

    I am so sick of the term bodybuilder being thrown into the same category as "juicehead" or "meathead" etc. So i will clarify it mostly for you GIRLS (who seem to be repeat offenders) and skinny little guidos who wish they had what we have.

    CLOTHING

    Juicehead: Purchases Medium size Diesel/AX/D&G shirts that fit like latex to make them LOOK big.

    Bodybuilder: Can't fit into Diesel/AX/D&G because XXL's are too small and we are REALLY that big.

    FIGHTING

    Juicehead: Immeadiately removes shirt and decides to fight everyone in the club because they stepped on his puma's. When he realizes he's either out-numbered and/or way out-sized he calls his imaginary friends from Staten Island that will never arrive.

    Bodybuilder: Could give a shit less about fighting because we have alot better things to do than end up in jail where we can't eat and train like we need to. Plus our days are tiring, after eating 8 meals, training, and going to work we are too tired to deal with a 5'8" 180lb handjob who likes to run his mouth. If we need to fight, we will, but you aren't really worth our time.

    APPEARANCE

    Juicehead: Tan monday through sat. (sun. the salon is closed) to look good at Surf Club, Djai's, or just generally remain orange throughout the winter. Barber once a week for a "shape-up" or "brooklyn"

    Bodybuilder: Tan pre-competition because we want to look good on stage. Hair? who gives a shit, its covered in a beanie most of the time and when we do go out, no ones looking at our hair anyway.

    DIET

    Juicehead: Canoli's, Calzones, Prosciutto, Lasagna, Garlic Bread, etc. (getting the picture?)

    Bodybuilder: Meat...small children, animals, anything we need to get big.

    TRAINING

    Juicehead: Mon: Chest, Tues: Arms, Weds: chest, Thurs: Arms, Fri: chest, Sat: Arms. Ab's at the end of every session.

    Bodybuilder: If i told you, you wouldn't understand...thanks for asking though.

    PURPOSE IN LIFE

    Juicehead: To gain as much water weight as physically possible (Dbol and Deca baby!) for the shortest period of time in which they acquire their 18 year old girlfriend who still has a curfew that they met at Joey's and took home and finger banged the first night.

    Bodybuilder: To become an absolute monster and make the above mentioned look bad.


    So i think i just about covered everything there. If anyone has any questions feel free to ask. Any complaints...go **** yourself.

    Thank you and have a nice day.

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    hahahahahaha I think you have to be from the NY/NJ area to understand this. especially since I like like 20 mins south of the SURF Club

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    hahahahahaha I think you have to be from the NY/NJ area to understand this. especially since I like like 20 mins south of the SURF Club
    yea def a Ny/CT/NJ thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranKieC
    DIET

    Juicehead: Canoli's, Calzones, Prosciutto, Lasagna, Garlic Bread, etc. (getting the picture?)
    On the money.
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    LOL This is strictly a NY/NJ clubber thing hahah mad funny

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    True for toronto too

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    im a juice head, but im not exactly like the juice head described above

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    Whats wrong with water wait and a 18yr old gf.LOL

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    quality stuff right here

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    Where is AX_Tanned_Bouncer again? haha

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    Glad you guys liked it

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    come to LI & you can see each of those scenarios LIVE IN PERSON!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    come to LI & you can see each of those scenarios LIVE IN PERSON!!!

    lolol I see it everyday in CT and when i am on LI or NY

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    Leave us guidos alone. Haha but it is true with a lot of italians. I do hwoever feel italian food is the best bulking food. I eat a huge chicken parm hero for lunch everyday or a chicken parm dinner (pasta and chicken parm). Also raviolis and meatballs make excellent bulking food. As far as the training goes you are kinda right...my friends are always wondering why the hell I bother doing legs.

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    great post

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    wherres that picture of those fags that aws goin around of 5 guys clubbin....all looking the same....fvnny shlt

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    hell yea

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    These fags are everywhere you go, not just up north.. Fkn tools.

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    i guess im the only paisan who doesnt do any of those...but still funny

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    oh and by the way...Armani Exchange is for broke ****ing losers....Real Armani shit costs thousands of dollars, not $80 for a ****ing t-shirt with two letters pressed onto it. If you wanna be a ****ing gangster you go buy a $3000 Armani suit, not some cheap bargain brand AX bullshit...That stores a joke to me, and all the ****ing tools who wear it...

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    Sure is..That's why I shop at emporio armani

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    thats sum funny shit...seems pretty accurate

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather
    Now that site was hilarious. I will admit my hair is spiked but not rediculous and I do wear a lot of nice clothes and drive a beemer but I certainly don't have the garbage attitude of most of these kids.

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    ROfl at the last guy

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    Hey man...it's just the style around here. Not everyone who wears AX and works out is an actual guido but thats how the stereotype seems to go.

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    OMFG!!! I know that kid on the home page of that website. He is the poster boy for juicehead

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    HAHAHAHA .. that has to be the funniest site I have ever seen... the video clips are awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tiger909
    wherres that picture of those fags that aws goin around of 5 guys clubbin....all looking the same....fvnny shlt
    Quote Originally Posted by I**mfkr
    These fags are everywhere you go, not just up north.. Fkn tools.
    Thsee guys being douche bags has nothing to do with being gay.
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    It was a figure of speech, not that they are really gay.

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    finger banged.... smell my finger dude..

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranKieC
    Bodybuilder: Meat...small children, animals, anything we need to get big.

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    i hate juice heads(meatheads),i see them all the time,described to a tee by this post,but i still fit in diesel tops(just),damn it!

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    wait wait canolis arent good for me? i was throwing them in PWO instead of dextrose.

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    taking off your shirt in a fight hahaha i know too many people around here like that....alot of juiceheads around here arnt even that big and act like nobody can kick their ass... your just like dude stfu

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
    hahahahahaha I think you have to be from the NY/NJ area to understand this. especially since I like like 20 mins south of the SURF Club
    Me too. My parents live 20 mins away. Thats were i grew up. Sundays there then to temps

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranKieC




    DIET

    Juicehead: Canoli's, Calzones, Prosciutto, Lasagna, Garlic Bread, etc. (getting the picture?)



    Juicehead: To gain as much water weight as physically possible (Dbol and Deca baby!) for the shortest period of time in which they acquire their 18 year old girlfriend who still has a curfew that they met at Joey's and took home and finger banged the first night.
    My buddy claims to be bulking up but his diet looks just like this.But with every meal he has 4slices of buttered white bread.says ya need fat and carbs to bulk.And he says that if i dont have enough cheat meals i will kill my metabolism.and he drinks soda and more scoops of muscle milk than i can count

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranKieC View Post

    Juicehead: Purchases Medium size Diesel/AX/D&G shirts that fit like latex to make them LOOK big.

    I'm wearing diesel jeans, an AX sweater, and some white pumas right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by BodyByAAS View Post
    I'm wearing diesel jeans, an AX sweater, and some white pumas right now
    go eat some calzones and wash your undersized shirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amorphic View Post
    go eat some calzones and wash your undersized shirt
    it all fits me just fine!!! Its not all juicehead tight

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