Thread: JuiceHead VS Bodybuilder
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10-25-2006, 02:37 PM #1
JuiceHead VS Bodybuilder
Just had this forwarded to me and I had a quick chuckle out of it
Found thsi very ammusing and almost choked lauging
I am so sick of the term bodybuilder being thrown into the same category as "juicehead" or "meathead" etc. So i will clarify it mostly for you GIRLS (who seem to be repeat offenders) and skinny little guidos who wish they had what we have.
CLOTHING
Juicehead: Purchases Medium size Diesel/AX/D&G shirts that fit like latex to make them LOOK big.
Bodybuilder: Can't fit into Diesel/AX/D&G because XXL's are too small and we are REALLY that big.
FIGHTING
Juicehead: Immeadiately removes shirt and decides to fight everyone in the club because they stepped on his puma's. When he realizes he's either out-numbered and/or way out-sized he calls his imaginary friends from Staten Island that will never arrive.
Bodybuilder: Could give a shit less about fighting because we have alot better things to do than end up in jail where we can't eat and train like we need to. Plus our days are tiring, after eating 8 meals, training, and going to work we are too tired to deal with a 5'8" 180lb handjob who likes to run his mouth. If we need to fight, we will, but you aren't really worth our time.
APPEARANCE
Juicehead: Tan monday through sat. (sun. the salon is closed) to look good at Surf Club, Djai's, or just generally remain orange throughout the winter. Barber once a week for a "shape-up" or "brooklyn"
Bodybuilder: Tan pre-competition because we want to look good on stage. Hair? who gives a shit, its covered in a beanie most of the time and when we do go out, no ones looking at our hair anyway.
DIET
Juicehead: Canoli's, Calzones, Prosciutto, Lasagna, Garlic Bread, etc. (getting the picture?)
Bodybuilder: Meat...small children, animals, anything we need to get big.
TRAINING
Juicehead: Mon: Chest, Tues: Arms, Weds: chest, Thurs: Arms, Fri: chest, Sat: Arms. Ab's at the end of every session.
Bodybuilder: If i told you, you wouldn't understand...thanks for asking though.
PURPOSE IN LIFE
Juicehead: To gain as much water weight as physically possible (Dbol and Deca baby!) for the shortest period of time in which they acquire their 18 year old girlfriend who still has a curfew that they met at Joey's and took home and finger banged the first night.
Bodybuilder: To become an absolute monster and make the above mentioned look bad.
So i think i just about covered everything there. If anyone has any questions feel free to ask. Any complaints...go **** yourself.
Thank you and have a nice day.
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10-25-2006, 02:49 PM #2
hahahahahaha I think you have to be from the NY/NJ area to understand this. especially since I like like 20 mins south of the SURF Club
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10-25-2006, 03:01 PM #3Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
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10-25-2006, 03:42 PM #4Originally Posted by FranKieCMuscle Asylum Project Athlete
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10-25-2006, 03:57 PM #5Associate Member
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LOL This is strictly a NY/NJ clubber thing hahah mad funny
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10-25-2006, 04:32 PM #6
True for toronto too
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10-25-2006, 04:39 PM #7
im a juice head, but im not exactly like the juice head described above
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10-25-2006, 05:06 PM #8
Whats wrong with water wait and a 18yr old gf.LOL
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10-25-2006, 05:10 PM #9
quality stuff right here
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10-25-2006, 05:34 PM #10Banned
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Where is AX_Tanned_Bouncer again? haha
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10-25-2006, 05:49 PM #11
Glad you guys liked it
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10-25-2006, 05:51 PM #12
come to LI & you can see each of those scenarios LIVE IN PERSON!!!
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10-25-2006, 05:54 PM #13Originally Posted by getnjakked
lolol I see it everyday in CT and when i am on LI or NY
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10-25-2006, 08:22 PM #14
Leave us guidos alone. Haha but it is true with a lot of italians. I do hwoever feel italian food is the best bulking food. I eat a huge chicken parm hero for lunch everyday or a chicken parm dinner (pasta and chicken parm). Also raviolis and meatballs make excellent bulking food. As far as the training goes you are kinda right...my friends are always wondering why the hell I bother doing legs.
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10-25-2006, 09:45 PM #15Junior Member
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great post
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10-25-2006, 09:50 PM #16
wherres that picture of those fags that aws goin around of 5 guys clubbin....all looking the same....fvnny shlt
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10-25-2006, 09:50 PM #17
hell yea
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10-25-2006, 09:51 PM #18
These fags are everywhere you go, not just up north.. Fkn tools.
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10-25-2006, 09:53 PM #19
i guess im the only paisan who doesnt do any of those...but still funny
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10-25-2006, 09:54 PM #20
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10-25-2006, 09:59 PM #21
oh and by the way...Armani Exchange is for broke ****ing losers....Real Armani shit costs thousands of dollars, not $80 for a ****ing t-shirt with two letters pressed onto it. If you wanna be a ****ing gangster you go buy a $3000 Armani suit, not some cheap bargain brand AX bullshit...That stores a joke to me, and all the ****ing tools who wear it...
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10-25-2006, 10:02 PM #22
Sure is..That's why I shop at emporio armani
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10-25-2006, 10:29 PM #23
thats sum funny shit...seems pretty accurate
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10-25-2006, 10:53 PM #24Originally Posted by thegodfather
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10-25-2006, 10:55 PM #25
ROfl at the last guy
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10-25-2006, 11:03 PM #26
Hey man...it's just the style around here. Not everyone who wears AX and works out is an actual guido but thats how the stereotype seems to go.
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10-25-2006, 11:36 PM #27
OMFG!!! I know that kid on the home page of that website. He is the poster boy for juicehead
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10-26-2006, 12:01 AM #28
HAHAHAHA .. that has to be the funniest site I have ever seen... the video clips are awesome.
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10-26-2006, 06:31 AM #29Originally Posted by tiger909Originally Posted by I**mfkrMuscle Asylum Project Athlete
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10-26-2006, 09:37 AM #30
It was a figure of speech, not that they are really gay.
OPPS
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10-26-2006, 09:40 AM #31
finger banged.... smell my finger dude..
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10-26-2006, 09:42 AM #32Senior Member
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Originally Posted by FranKieC
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10-26-2006, 09:45 AM #33
i hate juice heads(meatheads),i see them all the time,described to a tee by this post,but i still fit in diesel tops(just),damn it!
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10-26-2006, 09:47 AM #34
wait wait canolis arent good for me? i was throwing them in PWO instead of dextrose.
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10-26-2006, 09:57 AM #35
taking off your shirt in a fight hahaha i know too many people around here like that....alot of juiceheads around here arnt even that big and act like nobody can kick their ass... your just like dude stfu
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10-26-2006, 10:14 AM #36Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
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10-26-2006, 07:08 PM #37Originally Posted by FranKieC
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