The Club Life...

[QuieTSToRM33]

oh... here is a pic of her

where's the pic ?

[Slick Arrado]

You want pics of svt finishing off the dude?
Sorry had to get in on this one

Any pics will do.




























Any!!

[goodcents]

where's the pic ?

I don't understand but I know it will lead up to something funny (finish the dude off, classic )

[perfectbeast2001]

I want to see ice skating pics LOL.

We had a good incident this weekend. A family of gypsies came in the club on a booking. During the night they started an argument with another family. I approached the father of the gypsies and asked him to come talk out side. He was already acring in an agressive manner and turned to me and said "i aint ****ing going anywhere" so i ask him again and he replies the same. So I hold the back of this guys jacket and ask him more firmly. He starts to struggle so i drag him out. His son jumps on my colleagues back so he gets dragged out too. Once they are out side we chuck them both across the floor and tell them to get lost. At that moment the doors crach open and two gypsy women start attacking us. one of them picks up a metal podium pole and swings it at my colleague who drops her and then drops a knee on her head and keeps her there. Meanwhile a big fat lady is swinging big sweeping haymakers at me. Between fits of laughter I flat handed her away which knocked her on the floor and caused her to break her nose. The young girl being restrained went so mad at this point that her pants came down her legs and skirt up. I was nearly sick when i saw a big hairy fanny!! it took a while but evetually the police arrived. The familt said that I had punched the mum and bust her nose while my colleague was sexually assaulting the daughter on the floor. Luckily the police reviewed the CCTV and we were found to have acted in a satisfactory manner. What really annoyed me was that the two blokes just stood and shouted abuse but did not help there wives yet they started it all in the first place!!!

[Superhuman]

I want to see ice skating pics LOL.

We had a good incident this weekend. A family of gypsies came in the club on a booking. During the night they started an argument with another family. I approached the father of the gypsies and asked him to come talk out side. He was already acring in an agressive manner and turned to me and said "i aint ****ing going anywhere" so i ask him again and he replies the same. So I hold the back of this guys jacket and ask him more firmly. He starts to struggle so i drag him out. His son jumps on my colleagues back so he gets dragged out too. Once they are out side we chuck them both across the floor and tell them to get lost. At that moment the doors crach open and two gypsy women start attacking us. one of them picks up a metal podium pole and swings it at my colleague who drops her and then drops a knee on her head and keeps her there. Meanwhile a big fat lady is swinging big sweeping haymakers at me. Between fits of laughter I flat handed her away which knocked her on the floor and caused her to break her nose. The young girl being restrained went so mad at this point that her pants came down her legs and skirt up. I was nearly sick when i saw a big hairy fanny!! it took a while but evetually the police arrived. The familt said that I had punched the mum and bust her nose while my colleague was sexually assaulting the daughter on the floor. Luckily the police reviewed the CCTV and we were found to have acted in a satisfactory manner. What really annoyed me was that the two blokes just stood and shouted abuse but did not help there wives yet they started it all in the first place!!!

wow we have gypsies here, too but they don't ever come to the club. All the women have fake tall blonde hair and they dress they're little girls up like hookers. They also put tin foil in their windows or some sh*t

[Superhuman]

where's the pic ?

here u go i fixed it

[goodcents]

here u go i fixed it

I didn't get it I could see the pic, I thought he was joking or something

[Kale]

one of those girls was actually hot (she looked like a pornstar) and my boy beat it up a few times but the other one looks like a man... in fact the other one claimed to be able to squat 950lbs hahaha. I wouldn't touch these nasty b*tches with a 10ft pole

And you reckon you have one between your legs as well

[Kale]

This thread is fvcking hilarious. I am pissing myself laughing at work and everybody is looking at me !!!

[Kale]

I want to see ice skating pics LOL.

We had a good incident this weekend. A family of gypsies came in the club on a booking. During the night they started an argument with another family. I approached the father of the gypsies and asked him to come talk out side. He was already acring in an agressive manner and turned to me and said "i aint ****ing going anywhere" so i ask him again and he replies the same. So I hold the back of this guys jacket and ask him more firmly. He starts to struggle so i drag him out. His son jumps on my colleagues back so he gets dragged out too. Once they are out side we chuck them both across the floor and tell them to get lost. At that moment the doors crach open and two gypsy women start attacking us. one of them picks up a metal podium pole and swings it at my colleague who drops her and then drops a knee on her head and keeps her there. Meanwhile a big fat lady is swinging big sweeping haymakers at me. Between fits of laughter I flat handed her away which knocked her on the floor and caused her to break her nose. The young girl being restrained went so mad at this point that her pants came down her legs and skirt up. I was nearly sick when i saw a big hairy fanny!! it took a while but evetually the police arrived. The familt said that I had punched the mum and bust her nose while my colleague was sexually assaulting the daughter on the floor. Luckily the police reviewed the CCTV and we were found to have acted in a satisfactory manner. What really annoyed me was that the two blokes just stood and shouted abuse but did not help there wives yet they started it all in the first place!!!

Whats funny about this is that fanny is the word for an ass in the USA !!!!

[Superhuman]

And you reckon you have one between your legs as well

haha 10inches not 10ft!

[Superhuman]

Whats funny about this is that fanny is the word for an ass in the USA !!!!

maybe he was talking about her hairy butt, EWWWW!!!

[Kale]

maybe he was talking about her hairy butt, EWWWW!!!

No he wasnt