How Will You Die?

[BajanBastard]

kevin: At age 35 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

[*Narkissos*]

Don't need a test. I will die in the next 5-7 years from a severely expanded left ventricle and congestive heart failure. Undoubtedly, it will be permanent.

AG

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[guest589745]

Don't need a test. I will die in the next 5-7 years from a severely expanded left ventricle and congestive heart failure. Undoubtedly, it will be permanent.

AG

I wish you and your family the best with your situation AG.

[*Narkissos*]

Corey: At age 30 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

Interesting

I guess the decades of me being an insomniac caught up with me in the end.

[SMAN12b]

At age 60 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.


Who wants my autograph??...lolol

[guest589745]

Wow, how interesting, pfft.

skullsmasher: At age 37

[MrTAME]

At age 77 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

[energizer bunny]

Laura : At age 67 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Mexico.
atleast it was something kool

ill die the same as you when am 44 but in spain,

[KrooC]

At age 69 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

[perfectbeast2001]

brad: At age 76 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

[Kale]

At age 56 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

I fvcking hate kids !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterShake]

dave: At age 48 you will choke on a piece of steak.

[AnabolicAndre]

At age 69 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

[goalseeker]

At age 92 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine..

Frickin Tren night sweats.. Well at least I made it to 92!!! lol

[Schmidty]

At age 33 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

[newbie20]

At age 33 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.


WTF

[Red Ketchup]

At age 109 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

I can deal with that!

Red

[Swifto]

swifto: At age 44 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes

I wanted to go out with a bang. Dammit. Not impressed.

Stupid site.

[Swifto]

At age 109 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

I can deal with that!

Red

OI!

THATS MY DEATH?!

[Swifto]

At age 109 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

I can deal with that!

Red

Mines 44, your is 109. I'll let you know how it goes...Yeah?

[Rye_guy]

Ryan: At age 55 you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

kinda lame, I was hoping for something a lil more elaborate. somthing you could brag about maybe.

[Red Ketchup]

Mines 44, your is 109. I'll let you know how it goes...Yeah?

Hee hee! And here I thought I would die young!

Red