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  1. 11-07-2006, 01:23 PM #1
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    help me choose a wife

    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
    likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
    see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her
    hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
    nicely for the man She tells him that she has done this to be more
    attractive for him because she loves him so much.
    The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
    golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
    As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money
    on him because she loves him so much
    Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
    the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a
    joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
    Obviously, the man was impressed.

    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
    money he'd given them.

    Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

    Men are like that, you know.
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  2. 11-07-2006, 01:24 PM #2
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  3. 11-07-2006, 01:46 PM #3
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  4. 11-07-2006, 08:33 PM #4
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  5. 11-07-2006, 08:51 PM #5
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    breasts are just so comforting. if you are feeling down and you just put your hand on a girls chest and feel how soft and warm they are you will instantly be in a better mood and feel more relaxed.
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  6. 11-07-2006, 09:01 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by zodiac666
    breasts are just so comforting. if you are feeling down and you just put your hand on a girls chest and feel how soft and warm they are you will instantly be in a better mood and feel more relaxed.
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  7. 11-08-2006, 04:42 AM #7
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  8. 11-08-2006, 12:54 PM #8
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  9. 11-08-2006, 06:26 PM #9
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