What if you were a hot girl (guys)`

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2006, 08:52 PM

We were talking about this in the bar the other night. All these hot chicks were running around and we were talking about how hot they were and that we know they want sex just as much as us blah blah.

One guy asked, what would you do if you were that hot chick ?

I said i would F*** everything that moved !!!

Being that hot i would have the power to sleep with anyone so i would.

**THE_DOME** · 11-10-2006, 08:54 PM

wow what is someone suppose to say to this

**l2elapse** · 11-10-2006, 08:55 PM

yeah....

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2006, 08:56 PM

What kind of hoe would you be ?

Very odd question, i understand

**zodiac666** · 11-10-2006, 08:58 PM

if i was a hot girl i would lock myself in my room with my AR-10 so nobody could fvck me. i would love to play with myself but the thought of some guy ejaculating up inside me just isnt my thing, but more power to you.

**NYGIANTS21** · 11-10-2006, 09:23 PM

wow I'm speechless too..

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2006, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by zodiac666

if i was a hot girl i would lock myself in my room with my AR-10 so nobody could fvck me. i would love to play with myself but the thought of some guy ejaculating up inside me just isnt my thing, but more power to you.

HAHA

*Note to self, never bring a drunkin idea to the table sober.

**hardgainer12** · 11-10-2006, 09:33 PM

u realize thinking of your self as a hot girl and saying ur gonna **** everything means that ur gonna be ****ing guys? thats just not something i wanna think about

**HORSE~** · 11-10-2006, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by zodiac666

if i was a hot girl i would lock myself in my room with my AR-10 so nobody could fvck me. i would love to play with myself but the thought of some guy ejaculating up inside me just isnt my thing, but more power to you.

LMFAO!!!!

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2006, 09:36 PM

You are suppose to be switching roles which was totally missed.

Nevermind , i will back away from the bad post and be done with it

**hardgainer12** · 11-10-2006, 09:37 PM

haha dude i was kidding. i see what your saying. but if u were a girl ud be a tease...i can tell

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2006, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by hardgainer12

haha dude i was kidding. i see what your saying. but if u were a girl ud be a tease...i can tell

i would be a slut

**hardgainer12** · 11-10-2006, 09:53 PM

so ur a woman with a mans morals?

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2006, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by hardgainer12

so ur a woman with a mans morals?

YES ....maybe i should have added that in there

**needmorestrength** · 11-10-2006, 10:54 PM

Hmmmm maybe you should seek a sexual therapist and maybe a sexual surgeon hahahah jj

**Kale** · 11-10-2006, 10:59 PM

I am cracking up here. Great thread !!! And by the way, women dont think like us so dont try and pretend to think like one because you will fail miserably.

**newbie20** · 11-10-2006, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by zodiac666

if i was a hot girl i would lock myself in my room with my AR-10 so nobody could fvck me. i would love to play with myself but the thought of some guy ejaculating up inside me just isnt my thing, but more power to you.

LMFAO, HAHAHA

**DSM4Life** · 11-10-2006, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Hmmmm maybe you should seek a sexual therapist and maybe a sexual surgeon hahahah jj

I would be such an ugly women that i wouldn't even want to F*** myself !

**needmorestrength** · 11-10-2006, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I would be such an ugly would i wouldn't even want to F*** myself !

LMFAO.. well then u wouldnt be a slut woulda ya LOL

**Rye_guy** · 11-11-2006, 12:02 AM

Id shag around with other hot girls... plain and simple.

**Prada** · 11-11-2006, 12:10 AM

I would explore around trying to achieve multiple oragasms

**Timm1704** · 11-11-2006, 08:35 AM

id most likely be a lesbian. or, failing that, id probably love the cock. lol cant believe i just typed that

**Mizfit** · 11-11-2006, 09:04 AM

I would make fun of all the stupid things men do to try to get attention and make fools of them just for fun!

**Kärnfysikern** · 11-11-2006, 09:08 AM

I would be a lesbian all the way but I would probably own a huge dildo collection I guess.

***perfectbeast2001*** · 11-11-2006, 09:11 AM

I would be into beastiality. A great dane and a tin of dog food. WOOF

**Foskamink** · 11-11-2006, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

We were talking about this in the bar the other night. All these hot chicks were running around and we were talking about how hot they were and that we know they want sex just as much as us blah blah.

One guy asked, what would you do if you were that hot chick ?

I said i would F*** everything that moved !!!

Being that hot i would have the power to sleep with anyone so i would.

and u call some of my threads useless?

**Superhuman** · 11-11-2006, 11:43 AM

As a good looking guy with plenty of oppurtunities, I haven't slept with THAT many women, so I assume that if I were a woman I would be a pretty good girl. I would tease to get things I want, like clothes, money, cars, fame, etc..

**RuhlFreak55** · 11-11-2006, 12:15 PM

hmmm if i were a hot girl........weird question......lesbian for sure.......find other hot lesbians and play lesbian reindeer games

**audis4** · 11-11-2006, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by perfectbeast2001

I would be into beastiality. A great dane and a tin of dog food. WOOF

Don't forget the peanut butter

**audis4** · 11-11-2006, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

and u call some of my threads useless?

.....ya, pretty much

**helium3** · 11-11-2006, 12:21 PM

i wouldnt let no man touch me id be a lez......

**goodcents** · 11-11-2006, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by audis4

.....ya, pretty much

just take out the words "pretty much"

**ecivon** · 11-11-2006, 12:33 PM

Wow, the original question was kinda funny, but some of the answers are dead give aways that you can never take the boy out of the man even if the man could be a hot female. Think about it ... a man's first and foremost fantasy involves girls-on-girls and menage-a-trois. So many posts here suggest lesbianism, girl-on-girl and girls just don't think that way. We'll always be moral degenerates even in wolves clothing, as little red riding hood, or disguised as a hot bitch. Funny as hell.

**goodcents** · 11-11-2006, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55

hmmm if i were a hot girl........weird question......lesbian for sure.......find other hot lesbians and play lesbian reindeer games

what are those?

**goodcents** · 11-11-2006, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Foskamink

and u call some of my threads useless?

Great thread, best one all month

good job

Can't say enough good things about it

**goodcents** · 11-11-2006, 12:40 PM

oh shlt I'm about to pass out over here

**LBT** · 11-11-2006, 01:19 PM

I'd try and find that clitoris thingy and find out what all the fuss is about then do the dishes, washing, dusting and hoovering and tell that lazy, fat good for nothing boyfriend that my mother was right all along.

Men, you're all b******s!